3,512 Types of GTAO Players

[DBrasco]

The Guerilla: a player who selectively chooses targets, applies tactics, sets traps and takes position at strategic spots. Sometimes mocked as a camper by his/her victims.

 

The Marauder: a player who drives around in an Insurgent armed with sticky bombs destroying everything that comes in his/her path.

 

The Environmentalist: a player who likes to drive around and explore, enjoying details and all the beauty the game has to offer. This player usually hangs around in the countryside far away from the murder and mayham in Los Santos.

 

I can be either of these types.

Edited May 23, 2016 by DBrasco

[MeisterJazz]

The Bitch Niqqa:This person is someone with no honor. They use the most f*ckboi ass tactics. Ya know, suicide bombing, wall breaches, jets, passive mode and etc. Once you call em out on it their weak vaginas/dicks get extremely defensive and try to deflect the argument on your mom, race, economic status or whatever else they think might piss you off. Even though you'll forget they exist 5 minutes after they leave.

Edited May 22, 2016 by MeisterJazz

[fw3]

The Bitch Niqqa:This person is someone with no honor. They use the most f*ckboi ass tactics. Ya know, suicide bombing, wall breaches, jets, passive mode and etc. Once you call em out on it their weak vaginas/dicks get extremely defensive and try to deflect the argument on your mom, race, economic status or whatever else they think might piss you off. Even though you'll forget they exist 5 minutes after they leave.

This type usually upgrades to The Elite B*tch N*qqa after reaching level 200, making their actions and statements validated. (sigh)

[MeisterJazz]

 

The Bitch Niqqa:This person is someone with no honor. They use the most f*ckboi ass tactics. Ya know, suicide bombing, wall breaches, jets, passive mode and etc. Once you call em out on it their weak vaginas/dicks get extremely defensive and try to deflect the argument on your mom, race, economic status or whatever else they think might piss you off. Even though you'll forget they exist 5 minutes after they leave.

This type usually upgrades to The Elite B*tch N*qqa after reaching level 200, making their actions and statements validated. (sigh) Lmfao Elite Bitch Niqqa XD

[Dylsexia]

Not sure what name I can call this type.

 

I sometimes will join a lobby and if I hear people arguing I'll legit sit back and listen to the e-thugs threaten one another while not actually fighting in the lobby. Some of the things I hear is quite entertaining.

[DBrasco]

Here's another quite popular type of player.

 

The Gamebreaker: a player who uses a lag-switch (also known as the c*nt) or just has a very sh*tty connection. Makes life miserable for everyone else in the server. The aggressive variant can often be seen during firefights standing in the middle of the street not having to use cover because of lag-protection.

[Yozora]

The Fat Majin Buu:

 

Aggressively pursue in a tank in dense locations.

[CarcerCityMadMan]

3,512 types of players and ive killed everyone of them lol

[MikeyDLuffy]

Freeroam soundboard douche

 

Replaying annoying songs / sound bites while blaming it on others.

[Jammsbro]

The YOLO

 

Player who behaves like an arse and then replies YOLO when you ask him why he's being an arse.

 

The overconfident new guy

 

Player who is rank 56 but thinks he is a big dawg. Get creamed twelve times in a row and gets mad because he can't figure out why he's getting beat.

 

The head first

 

Player who thinks that running into a mission as fast, loud and explosive as possible is clearly the best way to play anything.

[Yozora]

The Uub:

 

Troll turned "clean" player.

[JoeFury1997]

The LSPD tint wanker:

Has LSPD tint on most guns including the AP pistol and the advanced rifle.

 

The impulse buyer:

Buys lots of stuff whenever they have money, usually always broke and still ends up modding an engine in a lowrider. Most likely complains about overpricing.

 

The high expectations dickhead:

Expects casino, San Fierro and other unrealistic sh*t to be added because a youtuber told them it would come, then they complain when it doesn't come.

 

The rolling BP helmet tryhard:

Typical deathmatch player. Cares about KD way too much and rolls whenever he can. Has tattoos everywhere and wears sh*t clothing. LSPD tint guaranteed on his advanced rifle.

[wangsparkinglot]

The music 'aficionado'

 

The knob who plays their crap music loud through there sh*t mic fior everyone in a mission/heist

[Yozora]

Omega shenron:

 

Players who dominate lobbies with their jets.

[saintsrow]

The Lazy Bastard: half-heartedly sprays a burst of automatic fire at you as you pass by, driving your car down the street, hoping for a cheap undeserved kill requiring almost no effort.

 

His cousin, the Lazy Passive Targeter: Usually a low level up to maybe 130, comes upon a passive player and circles around strafing, hoping the target is a passive mode exploiter, so he can get a cheap easy kill when the passive times out.

[radd_bro]

The Lounger:

 

Spends all day sitting in their expensive safehouse and/or yacht, drinking, watching TV, then hosting parties.

[LieutenantLoserz]

I'm back for more

 

 

The 1776: Person who uses marksman pistol, revolver or musket to kill

 

The Rejected Cop: person who uses a glitched police outfit,

 

The Idler: person who is idle but never gets kicked

 

The Navy Seal: person who is skilled in combat in the game, both guns and melee, similiar to the Apex Predator but he leaves you alone after getting his kill

 

The Real Name Guy: those dudes who don't bother to learn the names of tbe cars so they call the Adder: Bugatti and all the Pegassi Cars (including the Osiris) Lamborghinis

[DangerZ0neX]

Player Hater:-

 

doesn't care how fair you play, how nice you act, how you RP like a rich snob by driving slowly in Rockford Hills in a Windsor in a public session, he'll just kill you once you're in his sight because he just plain hates you.

 

the only reason you haven't been killed yet is because he found a use for you, like robbing banks or hacking computers in a Mendoza-infested territory, and unless if you know what you're doing and act like a normal player then he'll try to get as many cheap kills as possible for the sake of his own K/D if you spawn with a ridiculous vehicle or outfit.

[Hunter]

I'm back for more

 

 

The 1776: Person who uses marksman pistol, revolver or musket to kill

 

The Rejected Cop: person who uses a glitched police outfit,

 

I'm these two.

[JoeFury1997]

The guy still using the kinect mic whilst his baby screams:

 

What kind of human uses the kinect mic and why is your baby screaming in the first place.

[ciel]

i guess i'm the suicide mary but not because I suck, i like to play seppuku sluts at their own game and make em mad.

Edited May 23, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Hunter]

i guess i'm the suicide mary but not because I suck, i like to play seppuku sluts at their own game and make em mad.

Suicide Mary's much more cool than suicidal try hards wiggling with bullet proof helmets, at any rate.

 

At least Suicide Mary's kind of creative. I do a little Suicide Mary with planes; going kamikaze on people. At least some effort goes in.

[jdv95]

Player Hater:-

 

doesn't care how fair you play, how nice you act, how you RP like a rich snob by driving slowly in Rockford Hills in a Windsor in a public session, he'll just kill you once you're in his sight because he just plain hates you.

 

the only reason you haven't been killed yet is because he found a use for you, like robbing banks or hacking computers in a Mendoza-infested territory, and unless if you know what you're doing and act like a normal player then he'll try to get as many cheap kills as possible for the sake of his own K/D if you spawn with a ridiculous vehicle or outfit.

what is it with you and the hatred for "snobs" with Windsors? It's a Nice car. And yes i drive it around in rockford hills with a Nice fitting suit and sometimes take a stop at the lighthouse to smoke a redwood. Each his style. Act your own while i act mine.

[DangerZ0neX]

 

Player Hater:-

 

doesn't care how fair you play, how nice you act, how you RP like a rich snob by driving slowly in Rockford Hills in a Windsor in a public session, he'll just kill you once you're in his sight because he just plain hates you.

 

the only reason you haven't been killed yet is because he found a use for you, like robbing banks or hacking computers in a Mendoza-infested territory, and unless if you know what you're doing and act like a normal player then he'll try to get as many cheap kills as possible for the sake of his own K/D if you spawn with a ridiculous vehicle or outfit.

what is it with you and the hatred for "snobs" with Windsors? It's a Nice car. And yes i drive it around in rockford hills with a Nice fitting suit and sometimes take a stop at the lighthouse to smoke a redwood. Each his style. Act your own while i act mine.Because they look like douches, and most of them are actually men over their 20's with a Barbie-looking girl avatar with brightly-colored Windsors, nothing wrong with the car itself but most of these losers obsess with this car and the V12 for some weird reason.

 

I also hate clown-paintjob Pantos that tryhard quirky hipsters drive, if that makes you feel any better.

Edited May 23, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[DBrasco]

The overconfident new guy

 

Player who is rank 56 but thinks he is a big dawg. Get creamed twelve times in a row and gets mad because he can't figure out why he's getting beat.

 

I encountered such an exact type today. A level 86 who was a VIP. After I killed him he yelled "ah f*ck you dick now I'm coming for you!". I'm a level 308. He was killed another four times in a row before he retreated.

[Blasterman4EVER]

The man who pretends to be a woman in a video game, yet thinks being pegged makes a man gay and playing as a woman does not.

Edited May 23, 2016 by Blasterman4EVER

[Hunter]

what is it with you and the hatred for "snobs" with Windsors? It's a Nice car. And yes i drive it around in rockford hills with a Nice fitting suit and sometimes take a stop at the lighthouse to smoke a redwood. Each his style. Act your own while i act mine.

 

You'll always have an attack helicopter watching over you anyway.

[LieutenantLoserz]

Here with some self explanatory ones and combat/mission ones

 

The Rage Quitter

The Bumper Car Enthusiasts

The "You Go First" guy (when doing Heist and deathmatches)

The Rooftop Executive

The Host that gives 0%

 

The Headshot Hero: friend or random who often get head shots

 

The Nautical Sniper: (im guilty of being this) guy who snipes from his Yatch during Pirate Prevention, often spawn killing them with his associates while the poor lads try to either attack or get away

 

The Rolling Stone: Guy who is always rolling when in combat

 

The Elmo: special squeaker whosee voice is especially high

 

The Passive Audience: Guy who is in passive mode just watch people have their war

Edited May 23, 2016 by Broken Condom Kid

[fw3]

Not sure what name I can call this type.

 

I sometimes will join a lobby and if I hear people arguing I'll legit sit back and listen to the e-thugs threaten one another while not actually fighting in the lobby. Some of the things I hear is quite entertaining.

 

So, you're the Eavesdropping Erudite (Passive), gaining a depth of knowledge from other people's conversations whilst never actually participating.

 

This is not unlike the Eavesdropping Erudite (Aggressive), who does the same thing, but then pursues other players, knowing their whereabouts and actions, overtaking them with no warning or apology. A very fair a legitimate tactic, btw.

 

Of course, there's the Radar O'Reilly, who does the same thing, learns everything about other players, then reports to the lobby about who's doing what and where, just to get people to go after each other, while never participating, themselves.

 

Corporal Radar O'Reilly from M*A*S*H

 

[Tonguegirl]

The Fireman/woman - Never happy unless they're running up a ladder. Seem to be suffering from reverse-acrophobia, won't engage you if they're on the ground (close cousin of the 'Rooftop Executive' ).

 

The Mad Max - Doesn't seem to know that there are guns in the game, insists on getting all of their kills by running over players.

 

The Over-Eater - Will not do battle without an open snack menu, probably weighs 400lbs in real life.

Edited May 23, 2016 by Tonguegirl