Need a girl to ride on the back of my bike so I can look cool

[namelesss0NE]

Just need a girl to ride with me and chill with me and my crew Unamed0NE01 the o's are zeros

[SWL_BEAST]

this is a joke or you really are sad

[ONEeyedGANGSTER1001]

lmao thats funny right there

[dino722]

lol, need a girl....

[whywontyoulisten]

Tragic. Hilarious, but tragic.

[Guest]

I know just the girl!

 

 

Can't promise she'll play nice though.

[whywontyoulisten]

Where's livejoker when you need him?

[Retired Mafia]

Message LiveJoker. You won't get a prettier female to be sitting on the back of your bike. I know LJ loves bikes, saw him post a bike picture earlier today.

 

 

Just look at that sexy beast

[Femme Fatale]

Thank you for giving me the best laugh I've had in years...

[Deshawnk15]

This about the funniest sh*t I've ever seen LMMFAO

[Killer250x]

So I look cool lol

[-Tom]

Haha dam I hope this is a joke

[The Dedito Gae]

Message LiveJoker. You won't get a prettier female to be sitting on the back of your bike. I know LJ loves bikes, saw him post a bike picture earlier today.

 

 

Just look at that sexy beast

Screw you, she's mine.

[Retired Mafia]

 

Message LiveJoker. You won't get a prettier female to be sitting on the back of your bike. I know LJ loves bikes, saw him post a bike picture earlier today.

 

 

Just look at that sexy beast

Screw you, she's mine.

i'll fight you for her!!

[Creme_Brulee]

 

Message LiveJoker. You won't get a prettier female to be sitting on the back of your bike. I know LJ loves bikes, saw him post a bike picture earlier today.

 

 

Just look at that sexy beast

Screw you, she's mine.

 

She??

[livejoker]

Just need a girl to ride with me and chill with me and my crew Unamed0NE01 the o's are zeros

Hello, nameless!

 

I am a hot female looking for a tough guy to hold onto. I am a former model as you can see from my beach-ing photoshoot below. I don't work for free, though, and you gotta pay more if it's a crew. I'm not some sort of handbag that you can fill up and forget about - I'm a classy gal. If we're riding out on bikes I require some sort of warm jacket, preferably brown or in the pattern of an exotic animal, also we need to stop at a diner so I can get my daily 4 cheeseburgers and large fries quota.

 

Should I message your crew or you? Let me know, big boy! Kisses!

 

-xoxo-,

The Cougar

 

[Aznknight]

 

Just need a girl to ride with me and chill with me and my crew Unamed0NE01 the o's are zeros

Hello, nameless!

 

I am a hot female looking for a tough guy to hold onto. I am a former model as you can see from my beach-ing photoshoot below. I don't work for free, though, and you gotta pay more if it's a crew. I'm not some sort of handbag that you can fill up and forget about - I'm a classy gal. If we're riding out on bikes I require some sort of warm jacket, preferably brown or in the pattern of an exotic animal, also we need to stop at a diner so I can get my daily 4 cheeseburgers and large fries quota.

 

Should I message your crew or you? Let me know, big boy! Kisses!

 

-xoxo-,

The Cougar

 

Seems legit

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

if only there was something called a dating site....or some places in real life to meet other people for that matter

[Zerani]

buying gf 500,000,000 GTA$

[Dylsexia]

Livejokers post, I'm done lol

[Zerani]

I wonder if Benny can upgrade myself into a custom so I can get chicks, like how he turned my Minivan into a pantie dropper.

[livejoker]

Damn, my post is getting more attention that it should've.

Seriously, questions for nameless:

What if a female gamer has a male character? Does that count? I know a female who plays as a guy to avoid the attention.

Also, will you dictate how the character dresses? If so, I think you should be told how to dress too. Not all girls are into biker jackets and leather pants.

This forum has seen many "looking for girl gamer to play with me" threads but this one is just sad. All of this to make you "look cool"? Like you're not acknowledging said female as a person but more as an object - instant gratification in her beauty/gender and not in her personality. I guess that's why I responded with such an outrageous post because I know there's no hope for the OP. I'm sorry, OP, but you won't get any females to join your crew/weird bike ritual. Also, it would be nice to see you respond to our replies. Your profile says you've been offline for a whole day but there's so many "drop me a message on Xbox/Playstation". I mean, what's the point of making a thread if you don't check the replies? Let us know, nameless.

Edited May 22, 2016 by livejoker

[PetrolCB]

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

Damn, my post is getting more attention that it should've.

 

Seriously, questions for nameless:

 

What if a female gamer has a male character? Does that count? I know a female who plays as a guy to avoid the attention.

 

What if the girl character is a guy gamer..... Then what? Lol

[livejoker]

This is GTA, I'm sure some of OP's friends play as a female character and who are male gamers.

[whywontyoulisten]

 

Damn, my post is getting more attention that it should've.

 

Seriously, questions for nameless:

 

What if a female gamer has a male character? Does that count? I know a female who plays as a guy to avoid the attention.

What if the girl character is a guy gamer..... Then what? Lol

 

Then there are 200 (mostly locked) topics about this already with idiots arguing whether it's "gay" or not and either calling each other fa**ots or saying they "only want to stare at female ass".

[YoloSwagInc]

Just need a girl to ride with me and chill with me and my crew Unamed0NE01 the o's are zeros

I know someone who could hook you up Whats your GT I'll get her to hit you up on Saturday

[Freddy1Krueger]

I'll make you look cool with me on your bike