Pedestrian crossings require !URGENT! attention from R*

[Milesinho]

As a citizen of Los Santos, I have discovered a menace far greater than tedious jet griefers or squeakers in chrome armoured Kurumas. I am of course referring to traffic control at pedestrian crossings. Often there is no pedestrian stop/go light and when there is it doesn't stay green anywhere near long enough, especially if the road is four lanes wide and I'm constantly knocked down by over-eager motorists. Crossing roads in Los Santos means taking your life in your own hands. Something must be done!

[Hunter]

Nah, sort out the jets and Kurumas first.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Nah, sort out the jets and Kurumas first.

*Raises paw* I agree.

[Quinn_flower]

Aye I agree with ican

[Milesinho]

All I wanna do is walk across roads in safety

[REXX]

Like its important...

[Dottie]

Op this is why you look both ways before and during street crossings

[Dr Labuschagne]

You want to strut your stuff in a public lobby?

[Milesinho]

You want to strut your stuff in a public lobby?

 

I most certainly do.

[Jenkiiii]

So there's a jet reigning down bullets from the sky, and a guy in an armoured Kuruma machine-gunning you from across the street, and you expect pedestrian traffic to wait for a green light so that you can cross the road?

 

Troll in the house. Or major sarcasm.

[Fozzie]

Oi Cockstar!

Why no Lolly man for the intersections!?!

[JON22]

Npcs don't cross the road anyway online. Only time they do is if they're scared sh*tless.

[cipher656]

Stop look and listen and only when it's safe you can cross

[coach_wargo]

Look left, then right, then left again.

 

Don't cross at the intersections, jay walking is the only crime that doesn't trigger an immediate armed response.

[Retired Mafia]

It would be fun to see cops run over people crossing the road while pursueing someone.

[Taintedsoul_x]

I'm sorry but R* got bigger priorities over pedestrians...yanno like DLC, servers.

[Zerani]

I love when I park on the side of the road, in actual parking, and a dumb NPC rams my legally parked vehicle.

[GTA_dog]

Stop playing like an NPC, no one cares about them since they're killed daily without anyone batting an eye.

[wmblgy]

How about they add turn signals to cars so that I can stop crashing into NPC cars at intersections?

[CrysisAverted]

Well duh op, its a game not real life. Just consider it frogger

 

[Mr_Zombly]

Agreed.

[ash-274]

This is why I don't cross roads without a Combat MG at the ready. NPC drivers may hit me or they may not, but if I kill them first at long range then I can cross safely.

[aManHasNoName]

Toss proximity mines to both sides of your path and tap the x button as fast as possible to sprint across praying you arent hit by flying debris... you may still die.. life makes no guarantees.

[fw3]

Crossing roads in Los Santos means taking your life in your own hands. Something must be done!

 

To quote an actual NPC, in the game, who prefers driving to walking:

 

[cipher656]

Stop playing like an NPC, no one cares about them since they're killed daily without anyone batting an eye.

 

Rubbish i like to get incredibly drunk and smoke a few and drive in traffic obeying all traffic laws. each to their own. I'm sure to others my idea of fun on GTA is stupid but i like driving for the sake of driving in the cars i've blown over 100 million on. Others do things they enjoy, this is why i like this game something for everyone.

 

i will just note i don't always drive to the traffic laws, i mainly drive as fast as i can, just so that's clear.

Edited May 20, 2016 by cipher656

[Taintedsoul_x]

When you cross the street in PBS (If you fail before reaching it due to people) you usually get run over by idiots, LOL. It's amusing but wtf.

[FlacidJack]

like in real life, it's much safer to cross the street when wearing headphones and you run faster with a knife in your hands.

[saintsrow]

I think we should get an insurance payout of $10K every time some NPC motorist hits us. Then I'd be playing on the freeway all day, raking in the dough

Edited May 20, 2016 by saintsrow

[Cackling Jack]

Oi Cockstar!

Why no Lolly man for the intersections!?!

 

The lolly man would get killed every 5 minutes.

[Fozzie]

 

Oi Cockstar!

Why no Lolly man for the intersections!?!

The lolly man would get killed every 5 minutes.

Cockstar used the Sentinel guy on us in the exact same way, I see no issues. Edited May 21, 2016 by Fozzie_420