What Would Get Me Killed?

[BasixSD]

I personally LOVE killing ignorant f*cks who play Future or whatever Trap BS artist they listen to. Nothing gives me more giddies than hearing some dumb ass respond, "aye mane, who the f*ck just killed me?" I respond, n then they tell me how they're about to "f*ck me up." Ten minutes later, they leave the session and the lobby has been purged of ignoramus.

 

Squeekers for the most part don't annoy me, if they're talking sh*t, or are another ignorant little kid, I'll come kill them, but for the most part, I'll just mute their ass.

 

Internet bullies are the f*cking worst. As if speaking big on a microphone over the internet in non rhythmic or rhyme was ever cool. I love spitting a few bars back at them before they respond by rapping some already made song, totally uncreative, NEXT!

 

If I hear someone begging for money, I usually won't respond, but if they're following me and begging that's when they'll get a bullet in their face.

 

Ah, the modded account, Rank 8000, K/D in the hundred thousands, they are without doubt my favorite to kill because 99.99% of the time they're absolute trash and can handle their controller about as well as a three year old. Killing them is great fun because it raises my K/D by a point or two, and lowers theirs by hundreds!

 

When I hear someone saying any form of derogitory term, whether it's racial, homophobic, religion, etc, I'll immediately go after them, at which point they start talking sh*t to me, n I simply respond with, "ah them cocksuckers are running like your legs." At which point after I get a few more kills on them, they either rage quit, or they shut up completely.

 

Jet Griefers are at an all time high since the Hydra dropped, and there's nothing more that cracks me up than a K/D 5+ Jet Griefer that gets owned on the ground after crashing their jet. They usually go passive mode after a few deaths.

 

If I even here you say, "Hello?" as if it was a question, you're marked on the map for death.

 

I used to have a Crew Leader who was a damn E-Thug (Mmosher8889 or his modded account Mosher4208889), I quickly got tired of his BS talking about, "spit yo lick" Umm.. If you're tryna be hard on the internet, you're probably not a real gangsta, I live less than a mile from Skyline in San Diego, the Bloods run that sh*t, if any of these punks tried that sh*t out here, they'd get G Checked so fast it would make their head spin.

 

All in all, these are the types of players I look for in Open Lobbies. It gives me great enjoyment to make every single of these types of players rage quit.

[Grindgrizzly]

If somebody's name has grizzly in it I immediatley stop doing whatever I'm doing and kill them. Scratching my fresh new paint job( this infuriates me so much ) following me around, passive following me around to try and come off and kill me, people ganging up on one or two dudes. People on they mic talking in stupid slang and saying sh*t like fleece and other stupid wanna be gangster terms

[Khaisz]

Yeah, I'm quick to mute someone if I feel they have nothing valuable to say. Many of the problems listed don't really bother me. Presto change-o, you're just another silent dot on the map.

 

For the poll I voted E-thugs because they get riled up and it's fun to hear them rage sometimes. I dont always engage in PvP, but when I do that's typically who I aim for. Nice to hear their strategy and reactions.

This is pretty much me too.

Unless I'm just plainly bored.

[HelloMyNameIs...]

Definitely internet gangsters, they're always a joy to hunt down and kill. I know I'm a sick man, but it's funny