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I felt the same thing the first time someone invited me to a Party on PS4. It took me a while to accept the invites, even longer to actually talk on the mic, but now it's a natural thing.

Yeah, something about it just so nerve-wracking. Even though you can't see anybody and they are all strangers, I worry about being judged so much Online. I didn't speak today on Overwatch, although I did listen out for other people's voice comms. Maybe one day I'll work up the courage to call out myself, but I'm just now actually playing Competitively. There's a good chance I might never use a mic, as it's just how I am. 

 

It happened a lot with games like Destiny as well, I only managed to do a Raid a couple of times because being in a group and not being able to screw up at all was terrifying.

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As random as it gets, saw this on the stairs leading up to my flat.

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not a fan of dreadlocks but some women look better with them.

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Pink Pineapple

Haiku

 

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I need to unsubscribe and stop watching Crazy Russian Hacker kitchen product testing videos as it makes me want to buy almost everything he’s tested and most of them were things I never realize I could actually use to help me cook due to my pain

 

....but he’s making me go broke my last purchase inspired by him?

 

Spill proof ice cube trays which I’ve never though about looking up but could use them as I’m always spilling water when trying to put the trays back in the freezer shelf that JUST at the end of my reach.

I need to unsubscribe and stop watching Crazy Russian Hacker kitchen product testing videos as it makes me want to buy almost everything he’s tested and most of them were things I never realize I could actually use to help me cook due to my pain

 

....but he’s making me go broke my last purchase inspired by him?

 

Spill proof ice cube trays which I’ve never though about looking up but could use them as I’m always spilling water when trying to put the trays back in the freezer shelf that JUST at the end of my reach.

 


 

8 hours ago, Pink Pineapple said:

Haiku

 

pickle eat 7

 

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Montana Neptune

Speaking of pickles I could just sit down with a fork and small jar of pickles for a snack

 

as a kid I used to polish off a large jar of whole pickles in a week

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16 minutes ago, AiraCobra said:

as a kid I used to polish off a large jar of whole pickles in a week

Whoa

 

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I couldn't stomach something like that at all, not anymore at least

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AiraCobra
52 minutes ago, CanadianMuscle said:

Whoa

 

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I couldn't stomach something like that at all, not anymore at least

Today I couldn’t either but I was a human food disposable as a kid could eat anything and everything weird combination that nobody else would dare try

 

But I still do like pickles plain just by themselves but they have to be Dill and only certain brands

 

I HATE the pickles Wendy’s and Burger King uses but live McDonalds I’m weird when it comes to pickles 

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Uh, wrapping was just a bad idea... painting looks more natural and awesome. 

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Short Stay
8 hours ago, AiraCobra said:

I HATE the pickles Wendy’s and Burger King uses but live McDonalds I’m weird when it comes to pickles 

I hate it when people pick the pickles out of their burger and throw them in the bin, usually with a look of disgust. It's their burger so they can do what they what they like with it so it's really no business of mine.

 

But that doesn't stop me from wanting to make them eat the whole thing saying "Do you realise there are starving people in the world who would be glad of that pickle?"

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AiraCobra
11 minutes ago, Short Stay said:

I hate it when people pick the pickles out of their burger and throw them in the bin, usually with a look of disgust. It's their burger so they can do what they what they like with it so it's really no business of mine.

 

But that doesn't stop me from wanting to make them eat the whole thing saying "Do you realise there are starving people in the world who would be glad of that pickle?"

I’m not that person, I make sure to order without pickles if I’m at a place where I don’t like theirs...

 

Dont get why some people are afraid to say they don’t want something on their meal instead of saying nothing then “fixing” it later

 

Had a friend in high school who like me dislikes mustard but absolutely would not tell the cashier no mustard because he was afraid they’d spit on it for malong for modification but instead of asking for no mustard he’d just take some napkins and wipe it off but everyone knows that doesn’t get rid of the taste just gets rid of the evidence it was there

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Rhoda

I think there's something to be said for the lack of choice. Me and my wife went to a Five Guys recently. They're not too common in the UK, so they're still quite a novelty. Any time we feel like a burger and we're in the area, we treat ourselves. They're expensive but they're the best fast food burger by a country mile. I found out early on that the toppings provided are all free (or at least, included in the price) so you can have any combination you want. The temptation is there to load the burger with everything but you lose a lot of the flavour. Rather than complimenting the burger, you're just lashing the thing with needless garnish, half of which will fall out within two bites. I stick to the simple, two or three toppings max and that's including sauce. I am firmly in the camp of absolutely loving pickles on my burger, along with onions. When we cook burgers at home, I slice my own pickles. I am a slave to the pickle.

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Big_Smiley
44 minutes ago, Rhoda said:

I am a slave to the pickle.

I wouldn't say I'm a slave, lol. But a burger for me without any pickles is meh....I just need them on there. Feels like I enjoy it 10 times much more than without. I just like pickles that way. And no I'm not one of those peeps who pay and get a whole f*cking pickle inside a bag with awful salty ass juice and eats it like if it was bread or something eehh....One of my friends was like that. He enjoyed pickles so damn much he got to that point. I just like them on burgers and relish style on Hotdogs but that's about it :p

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trip

Not joking...my mother just the other week dropped off a jar of homemade breaded pickles.

 

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AiraCobra

Are people ever going to stop viewing other people allergies to Gluten as a “cool trend” to follow even though they’re not sick

 


 

My girls and I went to Amish country for dinner at a restaurant that makes the best southern comfort food including amazing Double Fried Chicken (Tgey use corn flakes for the crust it’s amazing and you get that CRUNCH with every bite

 

So we’ve just gotten our drinks when an older couple in their 50’s comes in but you can tell by just looking at the woman she is a trend follower no matter how heinous it is.

 

The waitress comes to take their order and the woman stops her and says Okay Deary, Listen to me very carefully I am deathly allergic to Gluten, I can’t have a single drop of gluten in my food

 

The waitress replies that they take allergies very seriously and can accommodate her needs and sure her she’ll be happy and then the husband gives his order now it’s the wife’s turn...

 

After another minute she’s decided and gives the waitress her order...

 

Twice Friend Chicken, Mashed Potatoes w/ Gravy and two biscuits to sub for the dinner rolls

 

I choke when I heard her order because I was trying to laugh and swallow at the same time and my daughters are giving her the WTF look.

 

The waitress repeated her order to make sure she heard her right and the woman confirm it was correct the waitress replied

 

Ma’am everything you just order contains flour and I’m afraid we don’t have those items made with gluten friendly flour so would you like to order something else?

 

Woman- What? No I just told you I’m not allergic to flour just gluten 

 

Waitress - But ma’am everything you order contain ingredients that’ll make you sick

 

The woman turns to look at me as if you say can you believe this stupid waitress while we’re hiding our laughs behind out napkins she then looks at her husband and says I’m done you try and talk some sense into her it worked at Bob Evans the other morning when I wanted biscuits and gravy

 

The husband looks at the waitress and says Ma’am my wife is NOT (making sure to empathize the word) allergic to flour she is only allergic to the gluten the chefs add to every plate before sending it out so please just make sure the chef doesn’t add any gluten to her Chicken, Mashed Potatoes with Gravy and Biscuits and she’lol be just fine

 

You could tell just by the way he spoke this he knew his wife was a moron but it was a lost battle so instead of trying to convince her it was just easier to sneaky tell the waitress she’s a moron and not allergic

 

They’re meal arrives she happily chows down with no ambulances called and as she finished she said she was able to tell right away that the chef listened and didn’t put any gluten in the potatoes this time

 

My eldest was about to fall to the floor she was laughing so hard she couldn’t breath and the woman was completely oblivious to how stupid she made herself sound

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48 minutes ago, trip said:

Not joking...my mother just the other week dropped off a jar of homemade breaded pickles.

 

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I’ve never been a fair of Breaded or Sour Pickles only Dill but that jar reminds me of this table a lady used to set up at the local flea market every first Saturday of the month for that day only with various pickled items such as eggs, pigs feet and of course pickles

 

Thess pickles were HUGE I mean just managing to get whole hand around the middle big she only charged $10 for a jar of 20 whole pickles the jar itself weighed just over 10 pounds because of how big the pickles were

 

Would make sure to get there on the first Saturday of the month to get my jar then one month she never showed up in her original spot few days later was reading the obits and I happened to recognize the face and  double checking the name on the jar and that’s how I found out my pickle dealer died, Her family tried to keep doing but couldn’t get them to come out the same WSU.

 

In her obit they had a whole paragraph about her favorite hobby picking anything she could but especially loved making pickles.....I’d streak through The Mall Of America for one more jar of her pickles

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Short Stay
22 hours ago, AiraCobra said:

I’m not that person, I make sure to order without pickles if I’m at a place where I don’t like theirs...

 

Dont get why some people are afraid to say they don’t want something on their meal instead of saying nothing then “fixing” it later

Totally agree. It's not that I really care whether the starving of the world are getting their pickles, it's the well fed who make a fuss that irritate. Perhaps they deliberately order with pickles so that they can enact the psychodrama of finding it in their burger. Then they could ostentatiously cast it out as if it were a week old mackerel and so provide meaning in their lives. Some people will go to any lengths to impress a date.

 

As Marie Antoinette never said "Let them eat pickles".

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AiraCobra
5 hours ago, Short Stay said:

Totally agree. It's not that I really care whether the starving of the world are getting their pickles, it's the well fed who make a fuss that irritate. Perhaps they deliberately order with pickles so that they can enact the psychodrama of finding it in their burger. Then they could ostentatiously cast it out as if it were a week old mackerel and so provide meaning in their lives. Some people will go to any lengths to impress a date.

 

As Marie Antoinette never said "Let them eat pickles".

There’s a whole Website of stories dedicated to people who do just that for free sh*t or just to have a reason to yell at someone

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Tyche

So now in my country it feels the ambience of patriotic parties (September 18th), the smell of BBQs and alcohol, the sound of cumbias, cuecas (typical dance from my country) and villeras. Several people leaving town to go to vacation during these days.

 

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AiraCobra

Been following this case of a missing mom of 5 from CT Jennifer Dulos, Police have arrested her ex husband and his girlfriend twice on charges of Tempering With Evidence as they were caught on CCTV disposing of evidence but not yet with murder as they haven't found her body but as of Sept 5th the second arrest on the Tampering charge they laid out more details on how he killed her, transported the body and exposed of evidence ect by driving a coworkers personal vehicle to commit the murder and then had the coworker truck professionally cleaned and ripped out the seats and replaced them with new ones all of this done without the coworkers knowledge or permission to even use the vehicle.

 

The coworker still had the "old" seats which he found to have blood of them which came back as Jennifer blood.

 

This dude Fotis Dulos and his girlfriend are so f*cked up it isn't funny, Just read the whole Search Warrant made public after his latest arrest.

 

 He hid inside the house of his ex wife and their children and waited for Jennifer to take the kids to school and come back and then killed her, So he was hiding in the closet listening to his kids getting ready and having breakfast knowing that was going to be the last time their kids would ever see their mother alive and then drove her body away in her own car.

 

The evidence they've laid out already shows he guilty but they don't want to arrest him yet and rightfully so they want to make sure the case is ironcald in case they never find her body as some jurist won't convict without a body as in their mind they think No Body, Not dead and to make it worse CT no longer has the death setence so he'll get to breath and live on the tax payers dime for another 30-40 years

 

Pisses me off so much because he took away the mother of his children why? Because he didn't want to give her any money during the divorce and was afraid of loosing all custdy right to the children because Jennifer made abusive claims against Fotis against her and the childres.

 

In court filing she stated she feared her husband and how he abused her & the children when they made minor mistakes during the 10+ hours of Watersking practice that he made them do when he had them for visitations because he wanted them to grow up to become Champion Skiers even though the kids did not want to and one time got so mad at one of the kids he broke a ski in half when he slammed it to the ground.

 

His arrest for murder can't come fast enough

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AiraCobra

How can anybody be this stupid....?

 

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She bought a $130 heavy die case model plane and expected it to fly like you would a paper airplane but just tossing it into the wind and letting it glide 

 

I can't find the original post but it was similar to this...

 

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CanadianMuscle

@AiraCobra

 

Or this:

 

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AiraCobra
15 minutes ago, CanadianMuscle said:

@AiraCobra

 

Or this:

 

I'd like to think someone can't possibly be THAT STUPID but then I read the review I posted above and lost a little more faith in humanity

 

I pray on everything that is good and fluffy in the world that he is joking, If not then I pray on a stack of a million dollar bill that he is never able to reproduce

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paperbagdude
3 hours ago, AiraCobra said:

 

I'd like to think someone can't possibly be THAT STUPID but then I read the review I posted above and lost a little more faith in humanity

 

I pray on everything that is good and fluffy in the world that he is joking, If not then I pray on a stack of a million dollar bill that he is never able to reproduce

 

No worries my dude. He is obviously joking using exaggerated sarcasm.

 

It is obvious that it is a response to the absurd nature of the featured article. It is a no-brainer that the Dualshock 4 controller can be recharged, and most people are aware of the ability to charge devices during sleep mode on the console.

 

Analyze the comment and ask yourself one rational, yet important question: ''How did the write the comment?'' - well obviously using a device with an operating system compatible with the use of the Facebook app or an internet web browser in which the person can access Facebook, which leads to the next question: ''Then does he really throw out his laptop/smartphone everytime it runs dry?'' - no. He is clearly familiar with the concept of recharging the battery of an electronic device using a compatible USB cable.

 

Hence we can conclude that the comment is in fact a joke, based upon rational thinking, so now you and the other people on r/cursedcomments won't take that or any other similiar comment too literal the next time.

 

The more you know.

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

Blue Ribbon paint is awesome.

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FearThoseWhoFearHim
On 9/14/2019 at 2:00 PM, Tyche said:

So now in my country it feels the ambience of patriotic parties (September 18th), the smell of BBQs and alcohol, the sound of cumbias, cuecas (typical dance from my country) and villeras. Several people leaving town to go to vacation during these days.

 

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Chilean pisco is good, weon.

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Mr. Scratch
On 9/14/2019 at 12:45 AM, trip said:

Not joking...my mother just the other week dropped off a jar of homemade breaded pickles.

 

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Oh yeah, that's the Eastern European way of life.

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