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FearThoseWhoFearHim
11 hours ago, HeavyDuke said:

WAIT!, hold on a second.

 

Here take him with you.

No, is called "apathy".

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HeavyDuke

That moment you realize creating fire was likely invented by a bunch of men rubbing sticks in a cave. 

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Short Stay
2 hours ago, HeavyDuke said:

That moment you realize creating fire was likely invented by a bunch of men rubbing sticks in a cave. 

Rubbing what?

 

I'll have you know Sir that this is a respectable family website! 

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HeavyDuke
52 minutes ago, Short Stay said:

Rubbing what?

 

I'll have you know Sir that this is a respectable family website! 

I know the thing you care most about is familiy Dominic, however you think wrong and you should feel bad.

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Posted (edited)

I wish to do busking for fun and extra money but is hard to pull off my stage fright... I still prefer doing music in my room anyway.

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Laura91
50 minutes ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

I wish to do busking for fun and extra money but is hard to pull off my stage fright... I still prefer doing music in my room anyway.

 

I never had any issues with stage fright during the handful of shows that I have done. I'm just at a point where I hate people so much that it isn't worth the bother of going out. 

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HeavyDuke
1 hour ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

I wish to do busking for fun and extra money but is hard to pull off my stage fright... I still prefer doing music in my room anyway.

Worst thing that could happen is someone not liking your music. If you are anything one would consider close to good just go for it man. Just don't take dickheads to personal. And getting out your comfort zone might actually do you some good.

 

Friend of mine had something I refer to as stage anger. Granted he was kinda drunk.. very drunk would be more correct, so he thought it was smart to violently attack someone who insulted him. After this I helped him get rid of his alcohol addiction. He also quit playing music. He's now unhappily married so it all worked out just fine.

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

I love when I put something to sell on Facebook with a nice price and people goes crazy to buy it. :)

 

I bought too much paint and I need to resell... f*ck. 🙄

 

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Zello

Why did you buy a lot of paint?

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HeavyDuke
8 hours ago, Zello said:

Why did you buy a lot of paint?

So this guy could watch it dry:

On 5/12/2019 at 1:15 PM, chronic lumbago said:

I like watching paint dry

 

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Short Stay
On 5/18/2019 at 3:57 PM, HeavyDuke said:

I know the thing you care most about is familiy Dominic, however you think wrong and you should feel bad.

What is "familiy Dominic" and how do you know that I feel deeply about it?

 

What a cad, eh? Laughing at someone's command of English when it not their first language. I do feel ashamed because I don't even know how to say 'Yes' and 'No' in Hollandspeek.

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ten-a-penny

Got interested in the whole "DooM but Pacifist" business, and actually attempted - and finished! - some maps without hurting a single soul. Plutonia MAP11: Hunted, DooM II Maps 31>32 Wolfinstein and Groose, respectively, MAP18 The Courtyard, and even MAP16 Suburbs. I've struggled a lot with Suburbs --- the Imps guarding/blocking the blue key on a platform filled with green sh*t, surrounded by f*ckin' boneheads firing bazookas at you repeatedly, and let's not forget the Red Switch, deep inside a building filled with nothing but (you guessed it) even more boneheads and a couple pink gorillas.... bullheads... whatever the Pinkies are supposed to be. And inside the room containing the Red Key? Up. Two invisible bullheads. At least the Demons and Spectres are easy to deal with, they're idiots. Run into their mouths, then back off when they're about to close their feeding holes. There. They're stuck right there and then. But the army of enemies behind you makes it a bit hard to grab the key and make a run for it. I've launched several attempts for this map, and all of them end up in failure because f*ck revenants.

 

I've YouTube'd a video that shows how you do it, but the two I've found only showcased a cheat/glitch you can do at the very end of the map, where you can just "glide" between the red bar and get right past it into the exit. Ah, if only I can do that. Sucks the fun out of it though. Disappointed that no one has attempted a "regular" attempt where you actually collect the keys so you can exit "legally". Owell.

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Billy Russo

It's been about a week without Netflix, and I'm actively forcing myself to try different things for a change. My go to was always the next show to bingewatch, but I've got back in to reading books & I'm trying to get better at drawing too, as I've always sucked. 😂

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HeavyDuke
3 hours ago, Short Stay said:

What is "familiy Dominic" and how do you know that I feel deeply about it?

 

What a cad, eh? Laughing at someone's command of English when it not their first language. I do feel ashamed because I don't even know how to say 'Yes' and 'No' in Hollandspeek.

It was a typo in a rush, also its called 'Dutch' not hollandspeek. Dutch is like German+English combined.

 

2 hours ago, Billy Russo said:

It's been about a week without Netflix, and I'm actively forcing myself to try different things for a change. My go to was always the next show to bingewatch, but I've got back in to reading books & I'm trying to get better at drawing too, as I've always sucked. 😂

Always hard to change, good to hear you are keeping it up. In no time you'll be drawing legendary art while running on the treadmill in reverse.

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Clancy the Bandito

Anyone here from Toronto, or have been to Toronto? I'm starting my trip in a couple weeks and i'm in need of suggestions of what to do there. 

 

Also going to NYC in a couple months, so a couple more suggestions to do while i'm there would be appreciated as well :)

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HeavyDuke
8 minutes ago, Vitalize said:

Anyone here from Toronto, or have been to Toronto? I'm starting my trip in a couple weeks and i'm in need of suggestions of what to do there. 

 

Also going to NYC in a couple months, so a couple more suggestions to do while i'm there would be appreciated as well :)

Take a piss in a couple places to mark your territory, claim your ground. Then defend it.

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ten-a-penny

Has any of you experienced a weird dream? And by weird, I mean something like, you kept feeling weird even after waking up, and now whenever you try to remember said dream, you just get weird feels again. And if that dream also have something that drastically changed the way you looked at someone/something. I dunno. Just a weird cluster of things all over. Because I had that at some point, before this month (it's a fairly old dream and I remember next to nothing of it tbh). Was listening to this a while now, and whenever I start listening to it I get a GTA:SA vibe. Or a "cutscene" in a Skyrim mod, both works. But mostly GTA:SA.

 

So, one night, I had this weird dream where I'm a young ~12yo again, and my old HS friends are back (but they're equally young). I was in this depressing-looking place, seems like a ruined factory or something. I meet The Truth (& this is possibly the only connection to GTA:SA so far), and gives us all something that, after eating it, random parts of our bodies turned blue. Like, Navy Blue kind of blue, and not the natural blue you get from, say, a bruise. At least mine looked that way. Mine looked more like random blue stripes all over my body. At first it was like that, but then I remember turning my hands around in horror, then sensing my right hand/elbow moving on its own. I felt it moving on its own. Like it's not a dream, but a reality. "Oh-Uh". That's when the SWATs arrived and rescued the kids and gave us some kind of medicine that removed whatever thing we had. All I remember next is running and playing around like nothing happened, still trying to figure out what happened. I was still in this "ruined factory/building" sort of place. And that's when I woke up. Still feeling all weird and still having the same feeling that I had when I took whatever The Truth had given me. Y Truth, y? :(

 

 

Anyway, now I can't listen to that song nor think of The Truth the same anymore. But the weird feeling I had the whole time just doesn't go away. It's just there, albeit weak. What was happening to me and my friends? What did the Truth give us? And why? How did the cops knew we were there? Ugh. My brain is weird when it comes to strange, unexplainable dreams.

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

I've been doing a lot of things those five months instead of the entire 2018 and I regret a lot... I wish the clock doesn't go too fast.

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HeavyDuke
Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, ten-a-penny said:

unexplainable dreams

Dreams can be weird alright. Especially when they come true, in a bad way.

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Short Stay
20 hours ago, HeavyDuke said:

It was a typo in a rush, also its called 'Dutch' not hollandspeek. Dutch is like German+English combined.

Just teasing.  I have spent a fair bit of time in the Netherlands in the past. Nice country, nice people, and better weather than in the UK. 

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ten-a-penny
13 hours ago, HeavyDuke said:

Dreams can be weird alright. Especially when they come true, in a bad way.

Like my sh*t Cough? Oh boy. Even crossed the way in and kept listening to that song throughout the whole time I'm sick just for the Hell of it. "This is what you want? HUH? Made me sick in a fantasy dream with this music running in the background? Well guess what nugget, I'm gonna KEEP LISTENING to this track the whole time I'm sick! How's that tunin' out fo' you? Dick."

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Billy Russo

Speaking of dreams, I had a weird as sh*t one last night. I was being hunted by hitmen and had a bounty on my head. I had protection all around me and was being escorted from place to place. I woke up a couple of times, and the dream continued. I always think that is fascinating. 

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Sanches
19 hours ago, ten-a-penny said:

Has any of you experienced a weird dream? And by weird, I mean something like, you kept feeling weird even after waking up, and now whenever you try to remember said dream, you just get weird feels again

Once i've had a dream about a woman, but i couldn't remember her face. And i was left trying to remember it the whole day. For some reason i was obsessed with that.

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ten-a-penny
2 minutes ago, Sanches said:

Once i've had a dream about a woman, but i couldn't remember her face.

Probably because that woman doesn't exist in real life, or you've only seen her once but that was a long time ago. The human brain can't create 100% human faces that you've never seen, that's somehow beyond our abilities. As in, you can't dream of a complete stranger and keep remembering their face, because your mind can't create a face that doesn't exist.

 

Although this may also happen with someone you do know, I've dreamed of my best female friend twice last year and in both I didn't remember seeing her face at all, she was facing her back 24/7.

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5 hours ago, ten-a-penny said:

Like my sh*t Cough? Oh boy. Even crossed the way in and kept listening to that song throughout the whole time I'm sick just for the Hell of it. "This is what you want? HUH? Made me sick in a fantasy dream with this music running in the background? Well guess what nugget, I'm gonna KEEP LISTENING to this track the whole time I'm sick! How's that tunin' out fo' you? Dick."

Maybe now you have a personal theme song.


Anyway i actually had some weird dreams that actually happend later irl.

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The weird thing is these dreams stayed with me like a memory and it never got fuzzy afterward. One time i even prevented my brother getting killed, instead the one who took his night shift the day after got murdered, so sadly another ones life was lost. Exactly how, where and time of the day i said it would happen. I saw details in my dream i could not have known logically because i had never been on that location. Because of these details i persuade my brother the day before this to NOT take this shift. Not coming from a religious family and sceptic towards this stuff. So i have no logical explanation. All i know it happend. A part of me wishes it didn't happen at all and i would have looked like an idiot towards my brother. Instead some other pool soul lost his life. It was a senseless murder. The shooter had no other motive then to kill because he was pissed. He had mental issues....

 

How did i know i had to do something? Because of something that happend earlier in life and i didn't do anything. I am still as clueless about it as i was back then. I still have these dreams in my memory until this day. It only happend a few times in life, often after feeling uncomfortable for a few days for no obvious reason.

 

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D9fred95
2 hours ago, HeavyDuke said:

 

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The weird thing is these dreams stayed with me like a memory and it never got fuzzy afterward. One time i even prevented my brother getting killed, instead the one who took his night shift the day after got murdered, so sadly another ones life was lost. Exactly how, where and time of the day i said it would happen. I saw details in my dream i could not have known logically because i had never been on that location. Because of these details i persuade my brother the day before this to NOT take this shift. Not coming from a religious family and sceptic towards this stuff. So i have no logical explanation. All i know it happend. A part of me wishes it didn't happen at all and i would have looked like an idiot towards my brother. Instead some other pool soul lost his life. It was a senseless murder. The shooter had no other motive then to kill because he was pissed. He had mental issues....

 

How did i know i had to do something? Because of something that happend earlier in life and i didn't do anything. I am still as clueless about it as i was back then. I still have these dreams in my memory until this day. It only happend a few times in life, often after feeling uncomfortable for a few days for no obvious reason.

 

Mail this to Ancient Aliens so they can use you as proof of aliens using dreams to warn us of stuff.

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HeavyDuke
1 hour ago, D9fred95 said:

Mail this to Ancient Aliens so they can use you as proof of aliens using dreams to warn us of stuff.

Pretty sure if I would send them a picture of my genitals they would claim it to be proof the leviathan exists.

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ten-a-penny

One of the little ones is apparently preparing to take off if ya'll know what I mean. Would be good if that PoS of a cat would stop sh*tting kittens once every two months and actually bother eating something productive. This time she shat out two yellow kittens and 2 black ones, one of the black kittens have something solid and white around their genitals. Defo sickness. And thanks to my good-for-nothing father, I can't take the poor one to the Vet, even if all they're gonna do is ease its departure. Nope.

 

Damn bastard bit me though. Was trying to ease his (or her?) suffering by caressing over their chest. Apparently he didn't like it and proceeded to bite my finger. Didn't knew that kittens' bites were this strong, the [email protected] wounded me from both sides of the bite. Was lucky he didn't fully penetrate my finger. Dick. It ain't something terrible, been through A LOT worse in terms of cat bites. But still, it hurts. Again, dick.

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HeavyDuke
2 hours ago, ten-a-penny said:

One of the little ones is apparently preparing to take off if ya'll know what I mean. Would be good if that PoS of a cat would stop sh*tting kittens once every two months

Put the cat in the bag..

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Never let her out.

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ten-a-penny

HA! Bitch's feral. Last time I tried to pet her I almost lost my f*cking hand. And I don't have the patience to do anything with her. Besides, I just don't feel that she's a cunt "enough" to deal with, maybe try to catch and throw her away or something (she's rarely "home" anyway).

 

Anyway, poor f*cker is apparently about to die anyway. Better ready up my shoes/boots so I can bury the poor fella. Not even old enough to know its Sex and name it accordingly :(

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