Llama Chat vTK-421

[Dee-account-with-1kbans]

Jumping back in the sattle after being burned last time.

 

Have a tinder date Friday with a cute brunette and for some reason I'm very anxious D:

[QuackinAColdOne]

Have a tinder date Friday with a cute brunette and for some reason I'm very anxious D:

Just show her your true alpha male self and it'll be a breeze. I thought many times about getting Tinder but I'm too skeptical about catfish

[Aqua]

Donald Trump seems to be doing pretty well in the election, if he gets elected, I was planing a trip to the US but I'll probebley just go to Canada.

Edited July 27, 2016 by ~SophisticatedAviator~

[Dee-account-with-1kbans]

 

Have a tinder date Friday with a cute brunette and for some reason I'm very anxious D:

Just show her your true alpha male self and it'll be a breeze. I thought many times about getting Tinder but I'm too skeptical about catfishI've had 3 tinder dates so far. No catfish here.

Just make sure the photos look recent and authentic (meaning not photos that look like they were taken from a stock image)

Also make sure they have 2 or more images and a believable description

Donald Trump seems to be doing pretty well in the election, if he gets elected, I was planing a trip to the US but I'll probebley just go to Canada.

I don't understand your mindset. What's gonna happen when he's elected? You think congress will make him build his fairytale wall? He's not Hitler 2.0. Stop believing these media outlets. Presidents are not overlords. America will still be a democracy run by the people. What you should be afraid of is his view on immigration and foreign affairs. And knowing that he has access to the 'big red button'

[Aqua]

I was only kidin... That's why I used

Edited July 27, 2016 by ~SophisticatedAviator~

[AlienTwo]

I find posts are more attractive and easier to take seriously if they contain only one or two minor spelling or grammatical errors. More than that and it can be hard to get past the mistake making the entire post a wasted effort.

 

A single major mustache can also ruin a short statement.

 

Case in point.

[Big_Smiley]

 

 

Have a tinder date Friday with a cute brunette and for some reason I'm very anxious D:

Just show her your true alpha male self and it'll be a breeze. I thought many times about getting Tinder but I'm too skeptical about catfish

I've had 3 tinder dates so far. No catfish here.

Just make sure the photos look recent and authentic (meaning not photos that look like they were taken from a stock image)

Also make sure they have 2 or more images and a believable description

Donald Trump seems to be doing pretty well in the election, if he gets elected, I was planing a trip to the US but I'll probebley just go to Canada.

I don't understand your mindset. What's gonna happen when he's elected? You think congress will make him build his fairytale wall? He's not Hitler 2.0. Stop believing these media outlets. Presidents are not overlords. America will still be a democracy run by the people. What you should be afraid of is his view on immigration and foreign affairs. And knowing that he has access to the 'big red button' Funny you should say that because Mexico's presidents themselves said they weren't gonna to pay sh*t for that ridiculous wall he requested. Lmao

[Dee-account-with-1kbans]

 

 

 

Have a tinder date Friday with a cute brunette and for some reason I'm very anxious D:

Just show her your true alpha male self and it'll be a breeze. I thought many times about getting Tinder but I'm too skeptical about catfish

I've had 3 tinder dates so far. No catfish here.

Just make sure the photos look recent and authentic (meaning not photos that look like they were taken from a stock image)

Also make sure they have 2 or more images and a believable description

Donald Trump seems to be doing pretty well in the election, if he gets elected, I was planing a trip to the US but I'll probebley just go to Canada.

I don't understand your mindset. What's gonna happen when he's elected? You think congress will make him build his fairytale wall? He's not Hitler 2.0. Stop believing these media outlets. Presidents are not overlords. America will still be a democracy run by the people. What you should be afraid of is his view on immigration and foreign affairs. And knowing that he has access to the 'big red button' Funny you should say that because Mexico's presidents themselves said they weren't gonna to pay sh*t for that ridiculous wall he requested. Lmao I don't believe anyone with a brain thought he was being sincere about building a dozen meter tall 2,700 mile wide wall across the us border Edited July 27, 2016 by DeeDogg_

[sivispacem]

I find posts are more attractive and easier to take seriously if they contain only one or two minor spelling or grammatical errors.

To me that's like saying "I find women more attractive when they have a miniature cock and balls growing out of their earlobe".

[The Dedito Gae]

I guess Sivis sees me as an infected wart with Danny Devito's body.

Edited July 27, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[Dee-account-with-1kbans]

I guess Sivis sees me as an infected wart with Danny Devito's body.

This whole conversation is very unsettling. Even more so than a naked Danny Devito

[Smith John]

Cats can be assholes, sure, but they can be pretty great as well.

 

I looked up the video of that gif on YouTube and couldn't stop watching it. The way the cat immediately checks back on the kid after the threat of the dog has been eliminated was pretty fooking awesome. One Badass feline indeed.

[AlienTwo]

 

I find posts are more attractive and easier to take seriously if they contain only one or two minor spelling or grammatical errors.

To me that's like saying "I find women more attractive when they have a miniature cock and balls growing out of their earlobe".

 

To each their own, I won't sit in judgement on a man's particular taste.

[QuackinAColdOne]

 

I guess Sivis sees me as an infected wart with Danny Devito's body.

This whole conversation is very unsettling. Even more so than a naked Danny Devito

 

Speaking of Danny Devito I fuggin loved him in spy kids when I was little and then when I saw Machete for the first time I was like

[make total destroy]

I always want to change my name, but I know I'll regret it a week later and end up stuck with a name like Diarrhea Primavera, or Dixon Ticonderoga. Life is pain y'all.

[Sombra]

I always want to change my name, but I know I'll regret it a week later and end up stuck with a name like Diarrhea Primavera, or Dixon Ticonderoga. Life is pain y'all.

 

my favourite car

[make total destroy]

In school, I used to go around asking people if they had an extra Dixon Ticonderoga 1388-2/HB Soft. I was really popular tbh.

[QuackinAColdOne]

 

I always want to change my name, but I know I'll regret it a week later and end up stuck with a name like Diarrhea Primavera, or Dixon Ticonderoga. Life is pain y'all.

 

my favourite car

 

I remember seeing that hahahah

[The Dedito Gae]

I always want to change my name, but I know I'll regret it a week later and end up stuck with a name like Diarrhea Primavera, or Dixon Ticonderoga. Life is pain y'all.

Your name is (ShootPeopleNot) dope, i like it, although it could use capital letters.

 

What names do you have in mind?

 

 

If someone cracks a Yolo Swaggins joke, i'll swear i cry.

 

Edited July 27, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[Aqua]

Grammar, phhh...

 

S1M1L4RLY, Y0UR M1ND 15 R34D1NG 7H15 4U70M471C4LLY W17H0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17

 

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

[AlienTwo]

Grammar, phhh...

 

S1M1L4RLY, Y0UR M1ND 15 R34D1NG 7H15 4U70M471C4LLY W17H0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17

 

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

I might have been able to, but I made the conscious decision to stop after just about a dozen words.

[sivispacem]

In school...I was really popular tbh.

Quelle surprise.

 

I think F*ckThisPlace would make a pretty good name.

[The Time Ranger]

How about A ClockTwerkOrange

Edited July 27, 2016 by Neon_Dreaming

[Aqua]

Going to be honest on the subject of grammar, I like many others have dyslexia, I'm quite dyslexic... So I do get muddled up and make grammar errors regularly... But sometimes it can be quite funny, and other times bad. You see last year on my Level 2 IT course in one of the assignments there was a task where I had to discuss installing Windows 7 onto a computer, instead of typing, 'insert the disk into the system' I put 'insert the dick into the system' I only noticed after I handed the assignment in... I said 'dick' instead of 'disk' about harlf a dozen times in that assignment.

 

Luckily my lecturers where aware of my dyslexia and it was all good.

It was funny looking back on it though.

Edited July 27, 2016 by ~SophisticatedAviator~

[make total destroy]

 

Quelle surprise.

 

I swear it might be true.

 

f*ckThisPlace would be a pretty good name tho tbh. I need a username that just makes you go "yeah", and I think make total destroy works nicely in that regard.

 

 

 

What names do you have in mind?

 

 

 

Lots. I got some big ideas.

[Spaghetti Cat]

Well, I think that 'Yeah!' would be an appropriate substitute username.

[mr quick]

make total destroy is possibly the funniest name ever on this site

 

please don't link the song

 

been thinking of changing my own name since i'm a big fan of soup and open world shooters

something like "Saints row_stew" maybe

Edited July 27, 2016 by Marwin

[Kirsty]

Change it to Burger King for a week and I'll change/revert it to anything you want after

[Aqua]

I'd just like to say total respect to the brave men and women of the RNLI. Just been watching the show on BBC 1, most lives are saved but there was that one poor soul that unfortunately didn't make it, again total respect to all from the RNLI.

Edited July 27, 2016 by ~SophisticatedAviator~

[sivispacem]

Change it to Burger King for a week and I'll change/revert it to anything you want after

BurgerKingpeaceRingpiece for a month and I'll throw in a medal.