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I've had a disturbing thought.  One that should be taken seriously by the bisexual community.  I've learned pan sexual is becoming popular and could become mainstream in the near future with technological improvements.  Surely people know that frying pans can not give consent.  In a hundred years we could see historical rape allegations against pan sexuals who abuse such things by self aware robots/cooking utensils.   

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Max.pain

anyone else pass out for 7-8 seconds when getting up from somewhere with a stomach that had nothing in like the last ten hours?

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DOUGL4S1
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So, today I had the honor of meeting with our most corrupt beloved staff: @Voodoo and his kid. Happy to report he is as nice in real life as he is in the Forums:

 

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Voodoo

Don't ever talk to me or my son ever again.

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Billy Russo
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*sigh*

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paperbagdude
10 hours ago, Billy Russo said:

Mr. Billy Russo, reporting in.

Holy sh*t is it great to see you again!

 

I hope you're doing well, man, you have been missed!

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On 1/4/2020 at 9:47 PM, DOUGL4S1 said:

So, today I had the honor of meeting with our most corrupt beloved staff: @Voodoo and his kid. Happy to report he is as nice in real life as he is in the Forums:

 

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voodoo = wandering trader

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Uncle Sikee Atric
22 minutes ago, blaze said:

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voodoo = wandering trader

 

They're Alpacas, I regret to report.

 

Besides, Voodoo has won awards and proudly wears his rosettes (he wants them on his avatar, and it looks like progress is being made on that issue) :


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Billy Russo
3 hours ago, paperbagdude said:

Holy sh*t is it great to see you again!

 

I hope you're doing well, man, you have been missed!

The feeling is mutual.

 

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Cameron Star

So now we're making return posts as well as farewell posts?

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Billy Russo
54 minutes ago, Cameron Star said:

So now we're making return posts as well as farewell posts?

I wish I hadn't bothered.

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Tacymist

Welcome back, Billy. Hope all is going well. =]

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Zello
6 hours ago, Billy Russo said:

I wish I hadn't bothered.

Are you leaving again?

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TheSantader25
12 hours ago, Billy Russo said:

I wish I hadn't bothered.

Welcome back. You better stay here or I'm gonna find you and murder you Billy. 

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JON22

Ever had a phone call where the person ringing has the same first name as you? Threw me off.

 

'Hello Jonathan? Hi this is Jonathan.'

My brain:😲

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18 minutes ago, JON22 said:

Ever had a phone call where the person ringing has the same first name as you? Threw me off.

 

'Hello Jonathan? Hi this is Jonathan.'

My brain:😲

 

maybe it's just me being an awkward cunt but if the number isn't saved/i don't recognize it that sh*t ain't getting answered

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JON22
23 minutes ago, blaze said:

 

maybe it's just me being an awkward cunt but if the number isn't saved/i don't recognize it that sh*t ain't getting answered

 

It was someone from the housing association reminding me the two rent free weeks for christmas was over, even though I'd already paid it that day (five working days to go through). I always answer my phone just in case, but if the person has a India accent I then shout that I'm happy with my current broadband and I'm not interested in any deals offers or promotions to 'upgrade' my package, to which they then end the call.

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Cameron Star

I think I've only once ever met someone with the same name as me.

 

I tend not to answer unknown numbers too, but on the odd occasion I get a call from an Indian scam centre I like to troll them. It's a lot of fun.

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5 hours ago, JON22 said:

It was someone from the housing association reminding me the two rent free weeks for christmas was over, even though I'd already paid it that day (five working days to go through). I always answer my phone just in case, but if the person has a India accent I then shout that I'm happy with my current broadband and I'm not interested in any deals offers or promotions to 'upgrade' my package, to which they then end the call.

If I'm expecting a call I'll answer it but aside from that nah voicemail. Same goes for if the door knocks, if I'm not expecting anyone/a package/etc I ain't opening that sh*t.

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Rhoda

I had somebody deliver some shoes I had ordered today and they had a bailiff knock.

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57 minutes ago, Rhoda said:

I had somebody deliver some shoes I had ordered today and they had a bailiff knock.

u sure u just haven't been paying yer tv licence la

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Rhoda

I don't pay my TV licence because I don't watch TV. I won't be found lining some pockets just to watch old series of Homes Under The Hammer.

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Cameron Star
2 hours ago, Rhoda said:

I had somebody deliver some shoes I had ordered today and they had a bailiff knock.

What on earth does a bailiff knock sound like?

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Zello
2 hours ago, Rhoda said:

I don't pay my TV licence because I don't watch TV. I won't be found lining some pockets just to watch old series of Homes Under The Hammer.

What the f*ck is a TV license?

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Essentially you pay to receive live television broadcasts and the revenue from the licenses supposedly goes back into the broadcast companies services. Licence is a bit of a bad term as there’s no physical card (unless you pay weekly) nor does it stop people from watching live TV without a licence - then you get into the territory of the BBCs legal entourage driving about in white vans checking houses with no licenses which often ends in comical debates.

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paperbagdude
3 hours ago, Rhoda said:

I don't pay my TV licence because I don't watch TV. I won't be found lining some pockets just to watch old series of Homes Under The Hammer.

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We danefags are obligated to pay a media license through our taxes, in order to legally make use of national TV and radio, even though it is mostly sh*t content.

 

Danefag wants liberal media licensing.

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spectre07

Yesterday died the legendary Rush drummer Neil Peart and today died a great icon of wrestling...

 

RIP "La Parka"

 

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox
16 hours ago, blaze said:

 

maybe it's just me being an awkward cunt but if the number isn't saved/i don't recognize it that sh*t ain't getting answered

Nah there are too many telemarketer bots out there these days so you're mostly ignoring bots, I do the same, If it's important enough they'll leave a message for me and i'll call them back but if i'm expecting a call i'll answer as for the door that\s one thing I love about my Ring Doorbell, I can look to see who it is before I decide if i'm going to get off my ass to go answer it or not.

 

Otherwise I just talk to them though the doorbell and ask them what they want as for packages I have it in my delivery instructions to put it in my package lock box

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

I'd love to know why a cooking game needs permission for my....

 

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When they don't offer the ability to record video or take photos which would then saving which WOULD then make sense to grant permission

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Cameron Star

I heard my cat meowing outside my room and I call for him but he doesn't come so I shut the door again. He meows twice again so I start looking for him and can't find him anywhere. I was getting really worried he might be hurt somewhere until I finally figured out he had crawled beneath my coat I'd thrown on my bed and was calling in his sleep. Grr.

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