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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

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I look forward to these news stories every year around Halloween because they’re always for a good belly laugh to think that the police and the reporter are naive to actually believe that those who has thc infused edibles are just giving them away willy-nilly 

 

Do you know how much those things cost?

 

My 10 count of 110mg gummies are $47 a bag for $300 a month so do you really think if I ran out of Kit Kat’s I’d would pass them around to the snot nose trick or treaters

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Tacymist

It would be my state.

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox
13 minutes ago, Tacymist said:

It would be my state.

Happens every year in Ohio too and every year my local police dept actual sends out a PSA telling parents of this telling us to “check” their candy

 

Anybody who’s been around edibles know the wrappers don’t look much different from regular candy wrappers so unless the parents ready each label closely they’d probably miss it and not realize it until they’ve realized they’re kid had gotten the munchies and eaten the whole 4 pounds of candy he brought home

 

Anybody remember the Razor Blades scares of the 80’s & 90’s?

 

local ER, Urget Cares & Doctors Offices with X-Ray machines would stay open late on Halloween and let you bring your candy in to have it x-ray for razor blades.

 

My mom used to say as long as you don’t bite into anything sharp and metal you’re good to go but my dad always took a few pieces for “testing” he put his life on the life for me

 

Now it’s Marijuana infused candies wonder what it’ll be for my grandkids....

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Zello

At least it's better than getting an apple and a ruler. That's how you get your house egged.

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox
1 hour ago, Zello said:

At least it's better than getting an apple and a ruler. That's how you get your house egged.

My dad egg mother was a teacher and that is EXACTLY what she’d pass out every year either Apple and Rulers or Raisins & Pencils and she wondered why kids never stopped by her house

 

.....starting with her own grandkids

 

So I’m sure she got egg more than a few times and not just on Halloween she was just an all around bitch in general

 

Its because of her I can’t enjoy the new Star Wars movies or eat Kelbasa without gagging 

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Pavle

kids here dress up for halloween but they either get made fun of or beat up by the ones wearing tracksuits

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Guest Billy Russo

When you stand on a packed bus with other people in close proximity, it really makes you realise how annoying people are. There was a little kid screaming as well.

 

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GTA_CAT

It's mid October and I can still wear shorts and T-shirt outside, we reach up to 20°C temperatures. It's actually comfy but I really miss autumn. I hope it arrives soon. 

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox
9 hours ago, Pavle said:

kids here dress up for halloween but they either get made fun of or beat up by the ones wearing tracksuits

That’s sad when kids can’t be kids without being bullied for it these days

 

7 hours ago, GTA_CAT said:

It's mid October and I can still wear shorts and T-shirt outside, we reach up to 20°C temperatures. It's actually comfy but I really miss autumn. I hope it arrives soon. 

it’s been quite warm here in the U.S for this time of year too just last week we were in the mid 80’s (29c) and in the low 90’s (32c) two weeks ago but it’s slowly getting cooler day by day on Tuesday it was 70 (21c) and today it’s 65 (18c) we have our first frost advisory set for tonight which is good and bad means the threat of Triple EEE Eastern equine encephalitis is gone but bad winter is right around the corner.

 

Accordingvto the Wollybear Coats being mostly black this year were in for a bad winter

 

Wollybears are little fuzzy insects that are good predictiors of winter if their coats are mostly black it’s most likely to be an extremely harsh winter but if they’re showing a lot of Orange it’s suppose to be a decent/mild winter

 

 

 


 

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Pavle

its not really kids, no one really cares what they do. it's the emo kids and the aesthetic ones that get bullied

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spectre07

That moment when you haven't talked to someone for a long time and was different before in real life.

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

Has @Arsewipercareerman20 been sending dick oick pics to @Zello again because within the last 24 hours the hospital has deemed GTAF an “Unsafe website That Contains Adult Material” and is now banned so if I want to come here I have to disconnect from the WiFi

 

kinda surprise he hasn’t been banned yet

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Zello
2 minutes ago, AiraCobra said:

Has @Arsewipercareerman20 been sending dick oick pics to @Zello again because within the last 24 hours the hospital has deemed GTAF an “Unsafe website That Contains Adult Material” and is now banned so if I want to come here I have to disconnect from the WiFi

Lmaooo

 

I am proud of this accomplishment

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox
1 minute ago, Zello said:

Lmaooo

 

I am proud of this accomplishment

I just now saw something was posted in the pit about his dumbass sending dick pics again

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Max.pain

quorra is trash, wants you to install their app every second and makes you not able to read directly from their website when you click on another thread

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox
1 hour ago, Max.pain said:

quorra is trash, wants you to install their app every second and makes you not able to read directly from their website when you click on another thread

I know, I live reading and posting on there that I did eventually install the app but sometimes I’ll start reading Quora on my browser from a link I clicked on in my email and every time I back out to scroll down to see what else there is Ibgrt the notification.

 

But if you use it enough why not just install it?

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Max.pain

i just don’t like apps mostly

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Caffeination

Generally speaking, the internet has lately been more awful than it usually tends to be.

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Rhoda

The internet has the distinction of being something that gets simultaneously better and worse as time goes on.

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JON22

My eyes are full of floaters. If I turn my head and stop suddenly I can see them swirling round my pupil area when looking at things like white walls with good lighting. Looks like swirls of smoke.

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Guest Billy Russo
2 hours ago, JON22 said:

My eyes are full of floaters. If I turn my head and stop suddenly I can see them swirling round my pupil area when looking at things like white walls with good lighting. Looks like swirls of smoke.

I get these sometimes, but it's like swiggly lines in my vision. 

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Tacymist

"Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia" is the technical name for brain freeze.

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

Woke up this morning to find my fingertips on both hands are peeling

 

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14 hours ago, JON22 said:

My eyes are full of floaters. If I turn my head and stop suddenly I can see them swirling round my pupil area when looking at things like white walls with good lighting. Looks like swirls of smoke.

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I always though either Myself or only people with detached retinas get floaters in their line of sight

 

After suffering from detached retinas in both eyes and going blind in the left eye after my work accident I started noticing what looked like a water bubble floating around and it would just bounce around like the DVD Screensavers on your TV

 

Turns our that they are in fact little air bubbles that form from time to time and will dissolve after a while but sometimes they stay a while I think the longest I noticed was two weeks before it went away but another one popped up a week later but dissolved by the end of the night

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spectre07

^ Breakfast ruined, thanks.

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Rhoda

I slept like crap last night. Me and my wife own cats, and I don't mean this post to be a slight against cats. I know people will read this post and get all uppity over which pets are better. Dogs are good but they're so needy it's unappealing. If you die in your house, a cat would probably wait until it was only mildly hungry before it started eating you. Dogs would rather starve to death than eat you. The only exception to this is when you see dogs apparently "mourning" at people's graves. They're not mourning, but that freshly dug hole will soon be full of bones, because that's what a skeleton is. Dogs like bones. They're just waiting until you decompose. Cats won't wait, they'll be eating your fingers before the authorities have to break your door down. It's just basic science.

 

Anyway, I slept badly. At about half 2 in the morning, one of our cats (dubbed Biscuit Quest) started chirping and chirruping by my side of the bed. She's an adept hunter and she always brings us prizes or presents because of where we live. Usually it's smaller rodents like voles or shrews, but she's gone the whole hog before now and brought us birds and field mice. This sound is usually reserved for that action, so I recognised it straight away. I felt for my glasses and shone my phone in her general direction but I couldn't see anything. I haul myself out of bed and kick her out of the bedroom, vowing I would deal with the problem in the morning. I woke some hours later after much tossing and turning. I've adjusted my medication dose so I'm working out the kinks. I brew a fresh mug of tea, see my wife off to work and immediately spot the source of Quest's excitement - a freshly killed, likely petrified shrew. No big deal. It happens every week. My main problem is where it is. See, usually Biscuit Quest will plop her present by our feet proudly. I keep reading conflicting reports about why cats do this. Some articles say it's because your cats are worried you aren't eating and thus will bring you a kill. However, Quest actively saw me inhale some meatballs al forno last night so I think it's just a display of power. A sort of "look what I can do even though I'm so fat" deal. This present was neatly tucked away underneath my bedside table. What's probably happened is she's chased this critter upstairs and finished it off there, but then got a little annoyed because she's too hefty to fit underneath the table.

 

I grabbed some toilet paper and was ready to move the shrew. Me and my wife have different ways of dealing with it. She likes to lay the paper on the top and pick it up whole so as not to provoke it into falling to bits. I like to pinch the tail and carry it that way. My secret fear to doing it my wife's way is somehow activating a CPR cheat code by manhandling this rodent, somehow putting my fingers on its body with the right amounts of pressure to bring it back to life. I've had it before - I've gone to move something I assumed was dead, only for it to twitch and scurry away in a "ha, only kidding" gesture. I'm very comfortable with death, but what I'm not so hot with is something suddenly coming back to life. I know rodents play dead to avoid being gutted by predators, so all this is going through my head as I attempt to fish this shrew out from under my bedside table, all the while wondering why I didn't put something stronger in my tea. I'm pleased to report the body was moved without incident, but now Biscuit Quest is confused because she can smell the kill but can't find it, much like when you lose your keys and you yell "they were right here" to yourself in an empty living room.

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DownInTheHole

i had a pina colada and it tasted like garbage

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox
20 hours ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

^ Breakfast ruined, thanks.

You’re welcome but that was nothing compared to what happened later in the day when my whole hand started peeling but even that was too gross for me to share




 
26 minutes ago, DownInTheHole said:

i had a pina colada and it tasted like garbage

Then you had a bad bartender, I don’t like the taste of Beer or liquor so if I do go out and we have a drink or too I always get something that masks the taste such as Pìna Colada, Daiquiris (Usually Strawberry or Blue Raspberry  or if they can’t do blended drinks Sex On The Beach but I do however like Washington Apples (Crown Royal & Apple Pucker) 

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Cameron Star

I think I might emigrate to Scotland.

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DownInTheHole
2 hours ago, AiraCobra said:

Then you had a bad bartender, I don’t like the taste of Beer or liquor so if I do go out and we have a drink or too I always get something that masks the taste such as Pìna Colada, Daiquiris (Usually Strawberry or Blue Raspberry  or if they can’t do blended drinks Sex On The Beach but I do however like Washington Apples (Crown Royal & Apple Pucker) 

I'm actually more of a beer kinda guy, tbh. I dig the taste. Guess I'm the type of dude to like things plain.

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Rhoda

I like piña coladas, but I don't like getting caught in the rain. Checkmate, atheists.

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