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ten-a-penny
14 minutes ago, Blondie said:

Unless you're Femme Fatale, that's not going to work out.

Quote of the Year, everybody :lol:

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spectre07

Time to shave my long beard :(

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HeavyDuke
6 minutes ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

Time to shave my long beard :(

Or simply overhaul it. Make it awesome. 

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Guest Billy Russo

I'm gonna' stop impulsively buying video games. I'm just looking through my backlog right now and there's so many games I've not even started yet. This year it's about time I work through it, and restrict the new games I buy to maybe one or two new releases. 

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HeavyDuke
3 hours ago, Billy Russo said:

I'm gonna' stop impulsively buying video games. I'm just looking through my backlog right now and there's so many games I've not even started yet. This year it's about time I work through it, and restrict the new games I buy to maybe one or two new releases. 

Its kinda weird not buying any games at all anymore after i quit gaming. I still watch some trailers and can't see much that gets me to think ''I'm missing out''.

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ten-a-penny
4 hours ago, Billy Russo said:

I'm gonna' stop impulsively buying video games. I'm just looking through my backlog right now and there's so many games I've not even started yet. This year it's about time I work through it, and restrict the new games I buy to maybe one or two new releases. 

Make sure DooM Eternal is one of them. That game is f*ckin' solid. My only complaint is Doomguy's voice. This ain't Quake II! I know that Doomguy cried in pain during the originals, but this voice doesn't fit him at all. Better be an option to turn it off, or change his voice.

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Guest Billy Russo
1 hour ago, ten-a-penny said:

Make sure DooM Eternal is one of them. That game is f*ckin' solid. My only complaint is Doomguy's voice. This ain't Quake II! I know that Doomguy cried in pain during the originals, but this voice doesn't fit him at all. Better be an option to turn it off, or change his voice.

Yeah. I'll probably getting that. If there's one thing Bethesda absolutely nailed, it was Doom. What a beautiful and fun ass game, can't wait for Eternal.

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ten-a-penny
2 hours ago, Billy Russo said:

Yeah. I'll probably getting that. If there's one thing Bethesda absolutely nailed, it was Doom. What a beautiful and fun ass game, can't wait for Eternal.

Yeeeah, 'cept that Bugthesda didn't "nail" it, it was Id Software that made the game. Bethesda only published it. Probably the reason why It's fucnin' flawless. Skyrim is all what Bethesda brags about, yet its a broken pile of dirt from the inside.

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Guest Billy Russo
1 hour ago, ten-a-penny said:

Yeeeah, 'cept that Bugthesda didn't "nail" it, it was Id Software that made the game. Bethesda only published it. Probably the reason why It's fucnin' flawless. Skyrim is all what Bethesda brags about, yet its a broken pile of dirt from the inside.

Ah, true. I always get developers and publishers mixed up. Doom is probably one of the best games I've played graphically on PS4, it's really quite awesome.

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ten-a-penny

And MAN, will DooM Eternal be 1027492x times that. The Possessed Soldier? Original Zombieguy from the classics. Cacodemon? Classic version. Imp? Classic version. Revenant? Classic version. Cyberdemon? Classic version (although they should bulk him up a bit and maybe make his skin a wee-bit darker). The mancubus? Classic version. Arachnotron? Returned. Pain Elemental? Returned. Arch-Vile? Returned. Plasma Rifle? Original version that's 100x as powerful (suck it Plasma Rifle of DooM 4!). Parkour, new Metal (& this is something, for someone who hates metal), new systems.

 

GOTY 2019 everyone.

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spectre07

So, a dude was saying jokes about gay people and sex in a explicit way, but I call him "motherf*cker" and his laughter disappeared, what a dumbass.

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HeavyDuke
3 hours ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

So, a dude was saying jokes about gay people and sex in a explicit way, but I call him "motherf*cker" and his laughter disappeared, what a dumbass.

Spoiler

From gay sex to incest.

Gerelateerde afbeelding

 

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spectre07

nostalgia trip nice

 

 

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AlienTwo
3 hours ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

nostalgia trip nice

 

 

Goddamned I feel old. 

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HeavyDuke
21 minutes ago, AlienTwo said:

Goddamned I feel old. 

Well at least you lived long enough to see a guy fly in an iron man suit.

 

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AlienTwo
4 minutes ago, HeavyDuke said:

Well at least you lived long enough to see a guy fly in an iron man suit.

 

I saw that in my dreams back in the 90's, before we had them fancy touch-screen me-tubers.

 

But that's an awesome vid anyway. Thank you.

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JON22

Thank *insert non-religious thing here* my mum didn't go to the Dominican Republic for her holiday (until recently I didn't know there was Dominica AND the Dominican Republic. I thought they were the same 🙃 ). Tourists dying there left and right.

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trip

Yeah...what's with all the Americans dieing over there?

 

 

Unrelated but why I stopped in.

 

My cell phone just rang...  We ditched our land line about a year ago.  Normally I would just ignore it since I didn't recognize the phone number.   The prefix wasn't one associated with work.  The thing is there is so much going on at work that I pretty much have to answer my cell 24/7 these days.

 

The dude on the other end sounded about my age;  "Mike"?

Me - "nope"

Dude - "oh sorry...wrong number"

 

I feel like that old school exchange hasn't happened in many years. 

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ten-a-penny

I know I'm late to the party, but has anyone played Sigil of Ultimate DooM (which was released ~a month ago)? Holy Hell, and I though Ultimate DooM's 4th Episode was hard. But fun! Especially when you "cheat" and make GzDoom load both Sigil.WAD and DooM2.WAD in the same time, allowing you to get the Super Shotgun. Doubt I'd ever be able to finish this episode without cheating and obtaining the SSG. Look at this mess!

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HeavyDuke
On 6/21/2019 at 2:45 AM, trip said:

Yeah...what's with all the Americans dieing over there?

 

 

Maybe, just maybe they went there to die? It's either that or otherworldly invisible phantom sharks.

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spectre07

I like how everything is fitting right with my plans and for sure is gonna be the best year of my life. #stayingpositive

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HeavyDuke

When you use weightlifting chalk to powder your balls just to make sure you won't drop the balls on this one.

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spectre07

I've never been into dogs and I love cats then wild animals, etc... but the big dog of my job is very friendly contrary what she looks.

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Zello

I went to Target today.  Apparently they sell vibrators and dildos now. Walmart does too. We've reached a new era.

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HeavyDuke
17 minutes ago, Zello said:

I went to Target today.  Apparently they sell vibrators and dildos now. Walmart does too. We've reached a new era.

Welcome to the era of LGBTQP+. 

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spectre07
1 hour ago, Zello said:

Apparently they sell vibrators and dildos now. Walmart does too. We've reached a new era.

Always are there, lol.

 

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Zello
On 6/25/2019 at 11:04 PM, Zello said:

I went to Target today.  Apparently they sell vibrators and dildos now. Walmart does too. We've reached a new era.

CVS is selling vibrators too. The United States of Vibrators and dildos.

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spectre07

good times

 

 

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HeavyDuke
On 6/28/2019 at 2:56 AM, Zello said:

CVS is selling vibrators too. The United States of Vibrators and dildos.

You can bet we have woman and men using them dildo's in store to test them to see if they are the right fit. Or returning them.

 

Might be a good idea for them to put up demo models and a test booth. 

 

You'll know when a guy is in the test booth then you hear this:

 

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Sanches

So judging by news, some US company are shooting a movie and they rented & blocked a part of freeway for it. Now cuz of that i couldn't order my pizza. What a bummer!

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