Llama Chat vTK-421

[Guest]

As someone who used to write graffiti fairly frequently years back I can only assume a show like that would be a bastardization of the culture similar to how I can't really think of any mainstream TV shows that have accurately depicted skateboarding. There's this bs show on Sky now called "Revolution" that somehow competes skateboards, rollerblades and BMX together in the same contest as if they are even remotely similar.

[The Time Ranger]

The last good show on sky one I can remember was Brainiac: Science Abuse, and that was a long time ago now.

[DC4B18]

Kodi ftw

Neptune Rising / Placenta

and cCloud TV 24/7 section

 

Haven't used Covenant / Ulu / Elysium / Genesis Reborn / FlixNet or anything else in a long time. Neptune Rising is a beast, it reminds me of Exodus when it first came out, and the original Genesis.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Its 4am and im watching the ATTENTION!! ATTENTION BREAKING NEWS ALERT Kate Middleton is about to squeeze a human out of a coochie.

 

I wonder if she opts for CSection over natural to avoid tearing it up when the baby shoots out.

 

When my youngest was born my wife had a big tear that required stitches

Edited April 23, 2018 by Ai®aCob®a

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Its 4am and im watching the ATTENTION!! ATTENTION BREAKING NEWS ALERT Kate Middleton is about to squeeze a human out of a coochie.

I wonder if she opts for CSection over natural to avoid tearing it up when the baby shoots out.

When my youngest was born my wife had a big tear that required stitches

It is her third via natural birth....

 

It'll be out and done in a few hours. The medical team will need baseball catching mitts rather than forceps!

 

My real question is, will she be sending Wills to get the royal ballsack tubes tied now they have three?

Edited April 23, 2018 by Uncle Sikee Atric

[Sanches]

I think someone drugged me or something.
Im feeling strange for like 3rd day now. I can't describe it clearly (even in my native language), but let's say that whenever i move my eyes, there's a chance that im getting a feel like im about to fall asleep. And this effect happens just for a moment.

[universetwisters]

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

[Mr. Scratch]

I got to try a Carolina reaper today. The pain is f*cking real.

[Misumi]

I think someone drugged me or something.

Im feeling strange for like 3rd day now. I can't describe it clearly (even in my native language), but let's say that whenever i move my eyes, there's a chance that im getting a feel like im about to fall asleep. And this effect happens just for a moment.

 

Do you happen to be friends with Bill Cosby?

[DOUGL4S1]

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

Osama Bin Laden would defenetly be an old Toyota Hylux.

[Guest]

I think someone drugged me or something.

Im feeling strange for like 3rd day now. I can't describe it clearly (even in my native language), but let's say that whenever i move my eyes, there's a chance that im getting a feel like im about to fall asleep. And this effect happens just for a moment.

 

Didn't your flatmate-related whole night spent sitting in the hall happen about three days ago? Maybe you caught a severe cold there, or something like that. Not matronizing, but you should visit a doctor.

Edited April 23, 2018 by Guest

[universetwisters]

 

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

Osama Bin Laden would defenetly be an old Toyota Hylux.

 

 

We talked about it and we thought it would be some sh*tty Mercedes W123 with broken bits and the Hiluxes are just generic Al Qaeda goons (like how the pit crews are generic forklifts)

[feckyerlife]

 

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

Osama Bin Laden would defenetly be an old Toyota Hylux.

 

 

 

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

Osama Bin Laden would defenetly be an old Toyota Hylux.

 

 

We talked about it and we thought it would be some sh*tty Mercedes W123 with broken bits and the Hiluxes are just generic Al Qaeda goons (like how the pit crews are generic forklifts)

 

 

bin laden was loaded with money, he would be a benz s550

[universetwisters]

 

 

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

Osama Bin Laden would defenetly be an old Toyota Hylux.

 

 

 

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

Osama Bin Laden would defenetly be an old Toyota Hylux.

 

 

We talked about it and we thought it would be some sh*tty Mercedes W123 with broken bits and the Hiluxes are just generic Al Qaeda goons (like how the pit crews are generic forklifts)

 

 

bin laden was loaded with money, he would be a benz s550

 

 

But how would that help him keep a low profile for the 10 or whatever years he was on the run in a slummy country? In the CARS universe the navy seals would've got him a lot quicker if that were the case?

[DOUGL4S1]

But how would that help him keep a low profile for the 10 or whatever years he was on the run in a slummy country? In the CARS universe the navy seals would've got him a lot quicker if that were the case?

Then he could be a barn find/abandoned looking car, since he most likely was tucked away in that mansion/fortress most of the time.

 

Also, how would those ISIS attacks be on the Cars universe? Would the terrorist cars just ram into other cars or would they drive bigger vehicles into other cars?

 

And yould rental cars be prostitutes?

Edited April 23, 2018 by DOUGL4S1

[universetwisters]

Also, how would those ISIS attacks be on the Cars universe? Would the terrorist cars just ram into other cars or would they drive bigger vehicles into other cars?

They would drive bigger vehicles into cars. Then some of the cars they capture, they ruin it's transmission and film it on the internet for edgy 14 year olds to gawk at.

 

 

And yould rental cars be prostitutes?

[feckyerlife]

 

 

 

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

Osama Bin Laden would defenetly be an old Toyota Hylux.

 

 

 

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

Osama Bin Laden would defenetly be an old Toyota Hylux.

 

 

We talked about it and we thought it would be some sh*tty Mercedes W123 with broken bits and the Hiluxes are just generic Al Qaeda goons (like how the pit crews are generic forklifts)

 

 

bin laden was loaded with money, he would be a benz s550

 

 

But how would that help him keep a low profile for the 10 or whatever years he was on the run in a slummy country? In the CARS universe the navy seals would've got him a lot quicker if that were the case?

 

well he did have a SUV at his compound which was rare in his part of pakistan. The SUV was how they found his courier so I guess he wasn't keepin that low of a profile lol.

[Sanches]

Didn't your flatmate-related whole night spent sitting in the hall happen about three days ago? Maybe you caught a severe cold there, or something like that. Not matronizing, but you should visit a doctor.

Na, it's something else and it's over for now.

It could be some allergy or meds that im being chained to.

[Guest]

 

 

 

 

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

Osama Bin Laden would defenetly be an old Toyota Hylux.

 

 

 

Me and my coworkers actually sat down and discussed what kind of cars people like David Koresh and Saddam Hussein would be if they were characters in Cars 4.

 

Yep.

Osama Bin Laden would defenetly be an old Toyota Hylux.

 

 

We talked about it and we thought it would be some sh*tty Mercedes W123 with broken bits and the Hiluxes are just generic Al Qaeda goons (like how the pit crews are generic forklifts)

 

 

bin laden was loaded with money, he would be a benz s550

 

 

But how would that help him keep a low profile for the 10 or whatever years he was on the run in a slummy country? In the CARS universe the navy seals would've got him a lot quicker if that were the case?

 

well he did have a SUV at his compound which was rare in his part of pakistan. The SUV was how they found his courier so I guess he wasn't keepin that low of a profile lol.

 

 

obligatory talk abbottabad place to hide joke from 2011

[JON22]

I don't give a sh*t about the royal baby.

[Smith John]

Was initially going to post the following in the grumpy thread before I thought, 'wait, this doesn't make me grumpy; it's hilarity!'

 

That puff-cheeked fanny, Kanye West, once again endorses president Trump, and the media go with, 'West is already under fire...blah blah blah'.

 

I guess he's no longer fit to be part of the Jay "I cheat on women and rhyme about it in stupid f*cking songs" Z circle that the media swooned over...

[Guest]

looks like he's having a meltdown on twitter over the last week

 

said for years he's an overhyped pos but noooo everyone saying yeezy is king amirite like they werent saying he had the worst verse on classic by dj premier 10 years back

[Smith John]

Reminds me of Eddie Izzard wearing lipstick and sporting a pink beret telling us how racist we'd be if we voted for Brexit. These guys... I mean gals... I mean... help out here, damnit

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Just save your breath, they don't listen anyway.

 

[chronic lumbago]

Kanye f*cking sucks and everyone who likes him sucks with him. I'm really, really not a fan of his work. His voice is terrible. He only made a few decent songs throughout his career.

[Rhoda]

I can't say I follow him or his work, and I only see snippets of his behaviour because he's a character and people love that. Good or bad, there'll always be people who hang from his every word and lap up stories about him like thirsty dogs. He's eccentric, regardless of whether he has mental health issues, his ego has served him well and has cemented his position in hip hop's legacy. Despite not being a fan necessarily, I will say he gets far more stick than he deserves because he's an easy target.

[DOUGL4S1]

is his only song that I like, mostly because it was (is?) in GTA IV. I don't follow his work, so I either don't like or don't know his other songs.

 

As a person tho, he feels like he just wants attention on Twitter.

[Smith John]

You wanksticks (sorry, The Pit has taken its toll on my choice of vocabulary) are missing the point I was making. But yes, other than that one with the Jamie Fox fella, Kanye West's music is generally sh*te.

[Mr. Scratch]

Hip hop is garbage.

[feckyerlife]

Kanye f*cking sucks and everyone who likes him sucks with him. I'm really, really not a fan of his work. His voice is terrible. He only made a few decent songs throughout his career.

It sucks that people can't have opposing opinions anymore.