Llama Chat vTK-421

[GrudgefromSanAndreas]

Maybe this Easter is an April fools joke

[No Use For A Name]

[DOUGL4S1]

Happy Easter! I hope y'all get a lot of chocolate and Kinder toys.

 

Also,

[Sanches]

I think there's something happening when im asleep and not aware of.
Today i found a "V" shaped scar on my left knee. Like wtf?

Edited April 1, 2018 by Sanches

[Death]

So, time to spend some hours in my MTB once my wheel changed, I wanna run like hell and hit the f*cking stupid drivers cars off my way.

 

I can't understand why some blind drivers can't see both sides before to run, they only see the left side.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Some people deserve to be hung upside down by their toes for several days while all the blood drains to their head maybe all that extra blood will help them stop being such assholes to others

 

*Let me start out by saying that very rarely do I ever park in Handicap Spots dispite my doctor inssiting that I do and I have a valid Ohio Handicap Placard that I hang from my mirror.

On days when I'm doing okay and not in a lot of pain I will find a regular parking spot to park in and even on days when I am hurting I still try and find a regular spot but If I can't find one semi close (less than 50 yards away from the main entrance) than I will opt to park in a Handicap spot*

So I was at the grocery store this morning picking up some last minute things for Easter Dinner having a pretty bad day pain wise and unlike I normally do today I parked in a Handicap spot as there weren't any spots close to the door with the store being super busy.

As soon as I got out this woman maybe mid-50's comes running up to me screaming out I'm not Handicap and her husband was and how I stole their spot and how she's going to call the Police and have my car towed and me arrest because I don't have a placard or a disability.and being a fraud pretending to be handicapped

(I hadn't even been out of my car 10 seconds so not even long enough for me to reach down into the door panel to grab my placard) which by this time I did so and turned around and showed it too her she then changed from not having a placard i'm going to have you towed to you probably stole that from your dead grandma or something and just using it so your lazy ass doesn't have to walk as far while us OLD people really do need this parking spot.

By this time I had grabbed my wallet and everything and before I close the door I reach down to the little area between the doorjam and my seat where I pull up my walking cane.

(On my really bad days, I use a cane to help with my balance and I lean more on the cane as I'm walking so I don't fall over myself as putting all the pressure on my left side causes shooting pains up and down my left side)

The woman then says "Wow you've really though of everything haven't you? How often do you park in handicap spots and get called out on it that you've stolen your grandma cane to make it look legit?

I just ignore her and walk towards the store the whole time she's commenting on how i'm walking that my limping and shifting is all an act and so on but she stops as I enter the store but she doesn't enter herself so I just assumed she left but boy how wrong I was.

Apperently she was on the phone with the Police and demanding that they come out and tow my vehicle and ticket me for being a fraud and using my dead grandma handicap placard.

I am still in the store when the Police arrive and I am talking to one of the managers who also happened to be a good friend of mine when out of nowhere I heard YOU!!! YOOOOOU!!!! THAT'S HIM OFFICER ARREST HIM!!!! and before I had a chance to even react she comes over and field goal kicks my cane (Which I am leaning on for support) from underneath me which caused me to fall to the ground landing on my bad shoulder and smacking my head on the metal shelves.

The lady starts screaming for me to get up and stop faking so the Officer can arrest me, Next thing I knew the Officer had the woman in cuffs and was dragging her kicking and screaming (WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME? ALL I DID WAS UNVEIL A FRAUD, I DID NOTHING WRONG!!! UNCUFF ME OR I AM GOING TO SUE YOU AND THE WHOLE DEPT DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I AM VERY GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE MAYOR AND LAW DIRECTOR AND I WILL HAVE YOU FIRED!!! I MAKE MORE MONEY IN A DAY THEN YOU DO YOUR WHOLE YEAR NOW LET ME GO!!! (She had somehow managed to use all of the common phases at once usually people only use one or two but not all of them)

She ended up getting arrested for Battery with Phyicial Injuries she also been banned from the store.

Apparently shes appointed herself to be the Handicap Parking Spot guardian and questions anybody who she thinks isn't handicap and if they're reasons isn't good enough for her she first goes into the store to complain or she calls the police.

The managers finally told her to stop complaining because they aren't going to do anything as long as the person had a handicap placard so to stop after that she just calls the police and they get called to the store at least twice a week because of her.

In all honesty if the woman had asked nicely Why I felt I need to park in handicap spot I would have explained to her of my injuries and surgeries showed her my scars on my back, hips and knees and in most cases the cane is enough for people to either shut up or not say anything more as what 31 year old will willingly want to walk around with a cane and walk like an old man?

If canes ever become popular with hipsters or teenagers like tide pods, I'm screwed I guess i'll have to switch to using a Walker if that ever happens

[Death]

I can't believe it, I just hit 24km from my house to the bike park and back, running over the streets.

 

More a lot of jumps and constant turns on the 3.5km track, my legs are f*cked, but I'm happy, now I'm gonna eat, drink a lot and rest very comfy.

[JON22]

It's raining, and my shoes are holier than the pope

[GrudgefromSanAndreas]

I couldn't sleep last night so i was listening to music, chatting and making homework for college from midnight to 4:30 AM

I had a toe surgery too btw, long story

[Not A Nice Person]

Some people deserve to be hung upside down by their toes for several days while all the blood drains to their head maybe all that extra blood will help them stop being such assholes to others

 

*Let me start out by saying that very rarely do I ever park in Handicap Spots dispite my doctor inssiting that I do and I have a valid Ohio Handicap Placard that I hang from my mirror.

 

On days when I'm doing okay and not in a lot of pain I will find a regular parking spot to park in and even on days when I am hurting I still try and find a regular spot but If I can't find one semi close (less than 50 yards away from the main entrance) than I will opt to park in a Handicap spot*

 

So I was at the grocery store this morning picking up some last minute things for Easter Dinner having a pretty bad day pain wise and unlike I normally do today I parked in a Handicap spot as there weren't any spots close to the door with the store being super busy.

 

As soon as I got out this woman maybe mid-50's comes running up to me screaming out I'm not Handicap and her husband was and how I stole their spot and how she's going to call the Police and have my car towed and me arrest because I don't have a placard or a disability.and being a fraud pretending to be handicapped

 

(I hadn't even been out of my car 10 seconds so not even long enough for me to reach down into the door panel to grab my placard) which by this time I did so and turned around and showed it too her she then changed from not having a placard i'm going to have you towed to you probably stole that from your dead grandma or something and just using it so your lazy ass doesn't have to walk as far while us OLD people really do need this parking spot.

 

By this time I had grabbed my wallet and everything and before I close the door I reach down to the little area between the doorjam and my seat where I pull up my walking cane.

 

(On my really bad days, I use a cane to help with my balance and I lean more on the cane as I'm walking so I don't fall over myself as putting all the pressure on my left side causes shooting pains up and down my left side)

 

The woman then says "Wow you've really though of everything haven't you? How often do you park in handicap spots and get called out on it that you've stolen your grandma cane to make it look legit?

 

I just ignore her and walk towards the store the whole time she's commenting on how i'm walking that my limping and shifting is all an act and so on but she stops as I enter the store but she doesn't enter herself so I just assumed she left but boy how wrong I was.

 

Apperently she was on the phone with the Police and demanding that they come out and tow my vehicle and ticket me for being a fraud and using my dead grandma handicap placard.

 

I am still in the store when the Police arrive and I am talking to one of the managers who also happened to be a good friend of mine when out of nowhere I heard YOU!!! YOOOOOU!!!! THAT'S HIM OFFICER ARREST HIM!!!! and before I had a chance to even react she comes over and field goal kicks my cane (Which I am leaning on for support) from underneath me which caused me to fall to the ground landing on my bad shoulder and smacking my head on the metal shelves.

 

The lady starts screaming for me to get up and stop faking so the Officer can arrest me, Next thing I knew the Officer had the woman in cuffs and was dragging her kicking and screaming (WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME? ALL I DID WAS UNVEIL A FRAUD, I DID NOTHING WRONG!!! UNCUFF ME OR I AM GOING TO SUE YOU AND THE WHOLE DEPT DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I AM VERY GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE MAYOR AND LAW DIRECTOR AND I WILL HAVE YOU FIRED!!! I MAKE MORE MONEY IN A DAY THEN YOU DO YOUR WHOLE YEAR NOW LET ME GO!!! (She had somehow managed to use all of the common phases at once usually people only use one or two but not all of them)

 

She ended up getting arrested for Battery with Phyicial Injuries she also been banned from the store.

 

Apparently shes appointed herself to be the Handicap Parking Spot guardian and questions anybody who she thinks isn't handicap and if they're reasons isn't good enough for her she first goes into the store to complain or she calls the police.

 

The managers finally told her to stop complaining because they aren't going to do anything as long as the person had a handicap placard so to stop after that she just calls the police and they get called to the store at least twice a week because of her.

 

In all honesty if the woman had asked nicely Why I felt I need to park in handicap spot I would have explained to her of my injuries and surgeries showed her my scars on my back, hips and knees and in most cases the cane is enough for people to either shut up or not say anything more as what 31 year old will willingly want to walk around with a cane and walk like an old man?

 

If canes ever become popular with hipsters or teenagers like tide pods, I'm screwed I guess i'll have to switch to using a Walker if that ever happens

Where do you live? Everytime you come here to have a story to tell it seems.

[Andreaz1]

I had a toe surgery too btw, long story

I did too about two years ago and it sucked so I hope it went better for you.

[chronic lumbago]

Only time I had any kind of surgery was back when I was a kid. It was from an injury, but not a big deal. How I stayed healthy considering my lifestyle and clumsiness is like a paradox. Had some teeth problems though, if you count is as a surgery.

Edited April 2, 2018 by fashion

[Matrelith]

Only surgery I ever had was when I ruptured a piece of muscle in my knee a few years back. They had to remove all the torn off tissue inside it. Left me with a permanent weak knee, but hey that's life.

Edited April 2, 2018 by Matrelith

[Death]

My dentist tried to cheat me in this holy week to take vacations, today he told me something different. First, he said I needed a bridge, but he cannot remember he said a week ago.

The good thing, finally start my orthodontics and stop seeing these horrible teeth after 27 years.

[Sanches]

People are talking about surgeries. I've never had one, surprisingly. I mean, during my lifetime i've broken my every limb.

[feckyerlife]

People are talking about surgeries. I've never had one, surprisingly. I mean, during my lifetime i've broken my every limb.

how have you broken every limb and never had surgery? I broken my wrist twice and had to have surgery both times to reset it.

[Sanches]

how have you broken every limb and never had surgery? I broken my wrist twice and had to have surgery both times to reset it.

Well, i think that i should have one after i broke my right wrist. Cuz now it sometimes hurts when i move fingers in a certain way.

[GTA_CAT]

This morning when feeding my two cats three more appeared out of nowhere. They seemed hungry so I fed them too. Am I running some kind of cat hotel? Catfood is surprisingly expensive considering how rank it is.

Now about 20 abandoned cats are lurking around my house and the kindest one of them is pregnant. If I called the animal shelter their conditions would truly become worse and obviously I can't spend hundreds of euros (or dolars) to sterilize and feed them. I just hope nature will balance things but it's sad afterall, seeing them and thinking about their life...

[Death]

I'm gonna work again with my little pretty friend, I can't wait to give her a big hug, I miss her a lot.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

 

This morning when feeding my two cats three more appeared out of nowhere. They seemed hungry so I fed them too. Am I running some kind of cat hotel? Catfood is surprisingly expensive considering how rank it is.

Now about 20 abandoned cats are lurking around my house and the kindest one of them is pregnant. If I called the animal shelter their conditions would truly become worse and obviously I can't spend hundreds of euros (or dolars) to sterilize and feed them. I just hope nature will balance things but it's sad afterall, seeing them and thinking about their life...

Call around to local rescues (the both of you) there are some rescues that will come out trap the cats, fix em and then drop them back off in their neighborhood or simply take them in and foster them.

 

Just make sure you call rescues that are notable non-kill rescues in these kind of cases

[make total destroy]

Why are there no bunch of Easter songs just like there are a bunch of Christmas songs?

 

here's one

 

[trip]

I guess it just depends on which church you go to.

https://youtu.be/ZYseM-hlfoU

[Death]

I don't need a pro-bike, today I blow away a guy with a carbon bike with my cheap mountain bike, my legs are like a V8 motor, once they run, they don't stop.

Edited April 6, 2018 by spectre07

[Smith John]

I just saw a couple of the videos made by that woman thing who shot up YouTube HQ. Christ... I've never seen such a hilarious/disturbing combination since the Bumfights craze. At least those dudes seemed a little sane compared to this wackadoo

 

Here's one of them. Watch at your own discretion

 

 

 

 

What an utter nutter. And the scary thing is, apparently she/it managed to accumulate 350,000 subscribers before CensorTube lowered that number, which of course prompted this thing to go on a rampage.

Edited April 6, 2018 by John Smith

[Guest]

sh*t straight up looks like her head been photoshopped on there f*ckin voldemort lookin ass

[Smith John]

It reminds me of that comment on the remove kebab meme video saying the accordion guy looks like a poorly rendered NPC lol

[Death]

That guy with a pro-bike come to me again, I was going to walmart and he said, wanna race man?, so, I win $20 dollars, nice to shot down this guys with a thousand dollars bikes with a small brain and badly legs.

Edited April 6, 2018 by spectre07

[make total destroy]

Trump tower is on fire lol

Edited April 7, 2018 by make total destroy

[Smith John]

That's funny

[make total destroy]

ya