Llama Chat vTK-421

[Mr. Scratch]

Smell it? You can practically taste it, it's the way the sh*t clings to the air.

[Smith John]

It's Saturday ya f*ckheads, yaassssss!!!!

[Femme Fatale]

It's like Marly said: Saturday is a better day!

 

It's also alright for fighting.

[GrudgefromSanAndreas]

It's saturday but i don't watch SNL, only heard Coldplay's Saturday Night Live Fix You some time 2007/2008

[Smith John]

I'm not American, so I don't watch SNL. In fact I don't know why any American would even watch that pish either. British Saturday night television is equally abysmal.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

I'm not American, so I don't watch SNL. In fact I don't know why any American would even watch that pish either. British Saturday night television is equally abysmal.

Only needs one piece of supporting evidence.

 

Ant And Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway....

[Smith John]

Funnily enough, that sh*tfest with the forehead twins was what I was thinking when making my short description of British Sat TV.

[Tonguegirl]

I honestly think we humans need to face the fact that some of us are more valuable to society than others. An ugly fat girl who does nothing but eat chips once she's done sitting at a desk all day is obviously less valuable than a pretty skinny girl that teaches grieving widows yoga once she's done inventing new codes to prevent identity theft imo. It's just so fake to say we are all equal when naturally there is a cast system.

 

I thoroughly agree with this. Of course there are people that are of lesser value than others. For instance:

 

There are those people who have such empty vacuous lives that all they do is join random forums and post nonsense in order to not only gain attention for themselves but create some type of conflict and ill-feeling in a community.

 

These are the sewer-dwellers of life, the under-the-bridge, garden weeds of this world. They contribute nothing but feel that they are the uncut diamonds in the rough.

 

The sewer system much like the caste system you speak of also has its own hierachy; there's rats, used tampons, soiled babywipes, used condoms, and of course floating pieces of human excrement. Each plays a role, some more important than others. The lowly poo however is on the bottom rung, it just floats along stinking up the place, leaving little stains and poo drops everywhere, occasionally leaving a smear up the wall. How that poo laughs though, it really brightens up its day seeing all the little 'presents' it's left around.

 

It dreams of one day tranforming into a beautiful tampon so that it can fulfill its ambition of getting right up peopls cu*t. Alas, those dreams are in vain, it will forever be a sewer dweller, the thing that gets sh*t out of humans and flushed down the toilet without a second thought. Thankfully there are those in the world who enjoy 'scat' fetishes, so the poo may one day find itself smeared all over the face of someone who actually matters on this earth.

Edited February 17, 2018 by Tonguegirl

[Murdick]

I honestly think we humans need to face the fact that some of us are more valuable to society than others. An ugly fat girl who does nothing but eat chips once she's done sitting at a desk all day is obviously less valuable than a pretty skinny girl that teaches grieving widows yoga once she's done inventing new codes to prevent identity theft imo. It's just so fake to say we are all equal when naturally there is a cast system.

How is a skinny girl that bends her body infront of an old person more valuable than a fat girl sat at a desk? I'm sure that fat chick would be doing something more important than the splits.. and why is the skinny girl only pretty in this scenario? Are you the old person in all of this and that's why you're pissy?

[Murdick]

 

I honestly think we humans need to face the fact that some of us are more valuable to society than others. An ugly fat girl who does nothing but eat chips once she's done sitting at a desk all day is obviously less valuable than a pretty skinny girl that teaches grieving widows yoga once she's done inventing new codes to prevent identity theft imo. It's just so fake to say we are all equal when naturally there is a cast system.

I thoroughly agree with this. Of course there are people that are of lesser value than others. For instance:

 

There are those people who have such empty vacuous lives that all they do is join random forums and post nonsense in order to not only gain attention for themselves but create some type of conflict and ill-feeling in a community.

 

These are the sewer-dwellers of life[\b], the under-the-bridge, garden weeds of this world. They contribute nothing[\b] but feel that they are the uncut diamonds in the rough.

 

The sewer system much like the caste system you speak of also has its own hierachy; there's rats[\b], used tampons, soiled babywipes, used condoms, and of course floating peices of human excrement[\b]. Each plays a role, some more important than others. The lowly poo however is on the bottom rung, it just floats along stinking up the place, leaving little stains and poo drops everywhere, occasionally leaving a smear up the wall. How that poo laughs though, it really brightens up its day seeing all the little 'presents' it's left around.

 

It dreams of one day tranforming into a beautiful tampon so that it can fulfill its ambition of getting right up peopls cu*t. Alas, those dreams are in vain, it will forever be a sewer dweller, the thing that gets sh*t out of humans and flushed down the toilet without a second thought. Thankfully there are those in the world who enjoy 'scat' fetishes[\b], so the poo may one day find itself smeared all over the face of someone who actually matters on this earth.

Highlighted every definition of this post. And that last one speaks truth seen as though your whole post is based on sh*t.

[Stellasin]

I honestly think we humans need to face the fact that some of us are more valuable to society than others. An ugly fat girl who does nothing but eat chips once she's done sitting at a desk all day is obviously less valuable than a pretty skinny girl that teaches grieving widows yoga once she's done inventing new codes to prevent identity theft imo. It's just so fake to say we are all equal when naturally there is a cast system.

 

I honestly think we humans need to face the fact that some of us are more stupid in the society than others. An user who does nothing but eat chips once he/she done sitting at a desk all day writing sh*tty stuff is obviously more stupid than a user that posts useful and not pointless stuff imo.

Oh well...

Edited February 17, 2018 by Stellasin

[GrudgefromSanAndreas]

Glory is a less valuable album than Femme Fatale. End of discussion.

[Mr. Scratch]

Birds of a sh*t feather, boys, birds of a sh*t feather.

[anus]

I honestly think we humans need to face the fact that some of us are more valuable to society than others. An ugly fat girl who does nothing but eat chips once she's done sitting at a desk all day is obviously less valuable than a pretty skinny girl that teaches grieving widows yoga once she's done inventing new codes to prevent identity theft imo. It's just so fake to say we are all equal when naturally there is a cast system.

I gave you a like because I agree with the underlying logic in what you're saying, though I don't agree at all with the example you used (that's just f*cked).

 

HOWEVER, the caste system you speak of exists everywhere, and always has and always will. In the West, it's just not SEEN as a caste system, even though it is one (not calling a spade a spade).

 

It's like an inherent part of society. For example, when Tom Petty (R.I.P. <3) died, lots of people cared, but did as many people care when some obscure local musician passed away?

Edited February 17, 2018 by anubis.

[Star-Lord]

without that fat girls business the potato chip company could go under and lose jobs for the farmers, the warehouse operatives and the delivery drivers.

 

have some perspective

Fun Fact

You'll never go hungry if you date a fat chick.

[Tonguegirl]

 

Highlighted every definition of this post. And that last one speaks truth seen as though your whole post is based on sh*t.

 

Just running with the poo theme

[rtie]

 

 

British Saturday night television is equally abysmal.

No Likey?

NO LIGHTY

[AlienTwo]

 

I honestly think we humans need to face the fact that some of us are more valuable to society than others. An ugly fat girl who does nothing but eat chips once she's done sitting at a desk all day is obviously less valuable than a pretty skinny girl that teaches grieving widows yoga once she's done inventing new codes to prevent identity theft imo. It's just so fake to say we are all equal when naturally there is a cast system.

I gave you a like because I agree with the underlying logic in what you're saying, though I don't agree at all with the example you used (that's just f*cked).

 

HOWEVER, the caste system you speak of exists everywhere, and always has and always will. In the West, it's just not SEEN as a caste system, even though it is one (not calling a spade a spade).

 

It's like an inherent part of society. For example, when Tom Petty (R.I.P. <3) died, lots of people cared, but did as many people care when some obscure local musician passed away?

I'm not sure you understand what a caste system is, you just described the difference between being famous and not being famous.

[AlienTwo]

I hope beyond just deleting the antisemitism from Murdick he's getting a ban.

Edited February 17, 2018 by AlienTwo

[Raavi]

They're done.

[chronic lumbago]

Thanks everyone who's been posting here in the last two days or so. You never fail to entertain.

[Star-Lord]

"I love this section of the forums, great people and the topics are so intuitive, brilliant and informative. I'm so smart now my brain can't contain itself. Thank you GTAF for making my compaign great again!" - D.Trump

[anus]

 

 

I honestly think we humans need to face the fact that some of us are more valuable to society than others. An ugly fat girl who does nothing but eat chips once she's done sitting at a desk all day is obviously less valuable than a pretty skinny girl that teaches grieving widows yoga once she's done inventing new codes to prevent identity theft imo. It's just so fake to say we are all equal when naturally there is a cast system.

I gave you a like because I agree with the underlying logic in what you're saying, though I don't agree at all with the example you used (that's just f*cked).

 

HOWEVER, the caste system you speak of exists everywhere, and always has and always will. In the West, it's just not SEEN as a caste system, even though it is one (not calling a spade a spade).

 

It's like an inherent part of society. For example, when Tom Petty (R.I.P. <3) died, lots of people cared, but did as many people care when some obscure local musician passed away?

I'm not sure you understand what a caste system is, you just described the difference between being famous and not being famous.

 

We're thinking on different levels. You won't understand what I'm saying..

[Matrelith]

 

 

Seems like I've missed some sh*t

[Tonguegirl]

Well done Iceland, get rid of this barbaric practice.

 

"Religious groups have condemned a bill in Iceland's parliament that would ban circumcision for non-medical reasons.

 

The draft law would impose a six-year prison term on anyone guilty of "removing part or all of the [child's] sexual organs", arguing the practice violates the child's rights."

[chronic lumbago]

I'm glad that it isn't a common practice in my country, or at least nobody ever bothered me with it. My organs are fine just as they are.

Edited February 19, 2018 by fashion

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Still think the government should stay out of this debate and leave the choice up to the parents to decide on whatever grounds, Personal, Religious whatever the reason.

This conversation has gotten to the point where people are trying to compare circumcisions to Female Genital Mutilation done in the middle east when there are clear differences and unlike FGM which is done to try and curb female hormones, sexuality and purity while circumcisions aren't and actually have health qualities to it being done.

​Not sure how true this is but rumor is that girls prefer circumcised over uncircumcised as one of my friends put it “Dude, uncircumcised guys are like nasty sausages ready to pop out. Circumcision all the way.”

If I ever have a son, He'll be circumcised

There are health-related reasons to circumcise newborn males. Most of them aren’t factors until young adulthood, however. Circumcision is a decision best left to parents. Doctors can help parents better understand the benefits and risks.

Despite rumors to the contrary, circumcision has no effect on a man’s fertility, and there are mixed results of the few studies of how circumcision affects sexual pleasure. Some found no effect, while others found increased sensitivity.

There are health-related reasons to circumcise newborn males.

Most of them aren’t factors until young adulthood, however, Circumcision is a decision best left to parents.

Doctors can help parents better understand the benefits and risks.

Here are some of the pros and cons of male circumcision:

Pros of circumcision

• decreases risk of urinary tract infections in infancy
• decreases risk of penile cancer
• decreases risk of sexually transmitted diseases, including female-to-male transmission of HIV
• decreases risk of cervical cancer and some infections in female partners
• prevents balanitis, phimosis, and paraphimosis
• creates easier genital hygiene

Cons of circumcision

• may be seen as disfigurement by some
• may cause pain, although safe and effective medications are administered to reduce pain
• has few immediate health benefits
• may cause rare complications, including cutting the foreskin too long or too short, poor healing, bleeding, or infection

 

The issue of circumcision is as controversial as it ever has been. There are well-known religious, social, and medical reasons to recommend circumcision; however, most major medical societies have taken an "impartial" view of the procedure, neither recommending nor renouncing the practice.

 

What has been the medical view of circumcision?

 

In 1975, the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) stated in no uncertain terms that "there is no absolute medical indication for routine circumcision of the newborn." In 1983, the AAP and the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) restated this position. In 1999, in 2005, and again in 2012, the AAP again restated this position of equivocation.

 

Currently, the practice of newborn circumcision is very common. It has been estimated that a majority of males in the United States are circumcised. This number varies depending upon ethnicity and religious affiliation.

 

Regarding newborn circumcision, most physicians today agree with the practice of informing parents of the risks and benefits of the procedure in an unbiased manner. Recently, however, several large studies revealed a large decrease in HIV transmission in circumcised males compared to uncircumcised males. This finding did not impact the equivocal stance taken by these physician organizations, and they still recommend giving parents the ability to choose whether or not to circumcise their infant based on preference and religious beliefs.

I've never handed out so many "Likes" on one page before, The replies to Nice Person on the last page are just awesome

[Tonguegirl]

The choice to circumcise a penis should always be left to its owner when he is of legal age to make the decision himself.

 

Parents who allow their child/baby to be circumcised for reasons other than an immediate, necessary medical issue should be prosecuted for actual bodily harm and child endangerrment/abuse.

Edited February 19, 2018 by Tonguegirl

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Everybody entitled to their own opinion, My opinion comes from being circumcised myself and glad I am, Someone who may be uncircumcised might have a difference of opinion or might have wished they were circumcised as a child.

 

Friend of mine had mentioned to be before that he wished his parents had did it to him when he was born as he wants to be circumcised but is afraid to have it done now as an adult

 

So each to their own but I don't think it amounts of child abuse

 

I'm not American, so I don't watch SNL. In fact I don't know why any American would even watch that pish either. British Saturday night television is equally abysmal.

SNL has definitely gone down hill in the last 10 years, The sketches aren't funny, the show has gotten too political.

 

If I do happen to watch it, I only watch the Weekend Update portion of the show or if Leslie Jones is in the skit, She's is the funniest one on the show in my opinion the rest are cannon fooder, Especially Kenan Thompson he wasn't funny on All That, Kenan & Kel or even Fat Albert and he's not funny on SNL.

 

One thing I love about HULU having SNL on their list of shows is they have every season of SNL even the ones with James Belushi, Chevy Chase, Chris Rock, Chris Farley ect

Edited February 19, 2018 by Ai®aCob®a

[chronic lumbago]

If it ain't broken, don't fix it is all I have to say.