Llama Chat vTK-421

[Star-Lord]

Assassin's Creed sends Skyrim to Oblivion.

[Mr. Scratch]

Somewhere in that mess.

 

So does Lemmings, I think.

[feckyerlife]

 

 

Baseball is awful as well. And Oblivion will always be better than Skyrim.

no

Yes.

 

story wise yes, but can you play oblivion now. no

Assassin's Creed sends Skyrim to Oblivion.

lol no way, i couldn't even finish Origins, it got way to repetitive and the story was so meh. typical ubisoft game

[chronic lumbago]

I put over 100 hours into origins lol. Plan to do a NG+ playthrough too once it's released.

[Madhatter]

Actually I can still play Oblivion since Ive got my ps3 and the Oblivion disk.

 

Assassin's Creed gets boring.

[Tokasmoka]

Nothing beats Morrowind with the -1 soultrap glitch.

[Sombra]

i hate it when i accidentally click into the gaming chat cafe instead of random chat

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

i hate it when i accidentally click into the gaming chat cafe instead of random chat

It's not even gaming chat now, it's Elder Scrolls General Chat!

 

Tank, get this site rebuilt now, GTA seems like a pointless game to have forums for.

[anus]

Has anyone else wondered who Tank is?

 

I'm guessing they've got another account here they use to post as a regular member, and they wanted to keep the fact that they were Tank under wraps.

[Femme Fatale]

Movie cliché alert.

[Madhatter]

i hate it when i accidentally click into the gaming chat cafe instead of random chat

Dont hate

[mr quick]

Downing the brine afterwards?

 

why is the thought of this so f*cking disgusting

i gagged more from this than anything else I've ever read on the internet

[Gummy]

Decided to buy a console this gen and R* only releases 2 games on this gen, one of which is an original CG game.

[RedDagger]

why is the thought of this so f*cking disgusting

i gagged more from this than anything else I've ever read on the internet

Because you're a hater of the culinary arts?

[Zello]

 

Accurate

[Femme Fatale]

Thankfully the bathrooms at my job always look brand new. Of course I'm the only one who cleans them, lol.

[Sanches]

That's why it's always better to do your things outside behind the building.
Unless there's another building...

[Big_Smiley]

Thankfully the bathrooms at my job always look brand new. Of course I'm the only one who cleans them, lol.

Yeah the same for me But since i work at a Casino everything has to be neat and clean. I'm really glad for it and our Custodains do a grate job at keeping our bathrooms clean Such hard working fellas here when the sh*t gets packed during concerts and what not.

[DOUGL4S1]

Wal-Mart bathrooms are probably the worst thing mankind has ever done. I've seen truck stop bathrooms better than them.

[AlienTwo]

 

Somewhere in that mess.

So does Lemmings, I think.

Lemmings was an amazing "Terrorist Training Game."

[chronic lumbago]

Wal-Mart bathrooms are probably the worst thing mankind has ever done. I've seen truck stop bathrooms better than them.

Who takes a dump at public places anyways? If you do your business standing, just close your eyes. Don't. Look. Inside. The. Pot.

[DOUGL4S1]

 

Wal-Mart bathrooms are probably the worst thing mankind has ever done. I've seen truck stop bathrooms better than them.

Who takes a dump at public places anyways? If you do your business standing, just close your eyes. Don't. Look. Inside. The. Pot.

 

When you feel the urge to poop when you're 100km away from home, almost anywhere works.

 

And they say every sign tells a story. The first sign entering said bathroom was to not "pleasure oneself or someone else" (not exact wording) in the view of the public.

[Hmmm nice bike]

Wal-Mart bathrooms are probably the worst thing mankind has ever done. I've seen truck stop bathrooms better than them.

I haven't been in a Walmart bathroom, but I went into a subway station bathroom last year after getting an urge to use the bathroom. I immediately left as soon as I walked in. Strangely, it's also the only station I've been to that still has one. But I'd rather hold it and go to a store a block away that has bathrooms than use that restroom ever again. It's become overrun with homeless dudes who have f*cked it up in a ton of ways (including sh*tting in the urinals), and it smells so bad that you pretty much can't even breathe without choking on the air.

[Andreaz1]

Haven't needed to look at my resume for years. Had forgotten how much writing one sucks.

[trip]

I'm stinking drunk right now. I keep thinking today is Friday. f*ck!

[anus]

Haven't needed to look at my resume for years. Had forgotten how much writing one sucks.

http://cvmkr.com

 

Absolutely brilliant site.

[Rhoda]

Writing a CV/resume is tedious, and depending on how fruitful your career has been, you'll find yourself in a slump pretty quickly. Seeing your entire working history condensed in a handful of lines is sobering at the best of times. I've never really been tempted to lie on one though, simply because it would be just my luck to get caught out, even on the believable ones. I'm not talking about things like saying you were the resident clarinet player for the San Francisco Orchestra between the years of 1991-1995, I mean like white lies people think make their CV look just that little bit more enticing. I remember finding out that in 2006, TIME Magazine voted everybody for person of the year. I then wondered how many people would put that on their resume thinking it would boost their chances for success.

 

Speaking of jobs, I hate the interview process. It's so archaic. I had a job interview late last year, and while it went well, that's mostly because the job was almost guaranteed and I knew a fair bit about the career path I was taking. For others, especially those unfamiliar, it can be a terrifying ordeal where you feel like any wrong moves will shift you to the bottom of the pile. The burning shame you feel on the way home can be worse. You constantly replay the scenario in your head, every pause, every clear of the throat. Did you say the right thing? They nodded and wrote something down. That's good... right? Fortunately, I have an idea I'm willing to give to those seeking honesty and integrity in their employees. It's really very simple.

 

Take them to the pub.

 

Hear me out. Everybody knows that in such a sterile environment, nobody is who they say they are in an interview, the hopeful employee especially. You can put money on it that the person you're interviewing is not the person you're going to be seeing day in, day out. You'll see an immediate personality shift. Your scope on the individual is clouded by their nerves and eagerness to say the right thing just to please. You don't want that, as an employer. You want honesty and you want to know that this person can get the job done. I say strip away all that and take them out for a drink or two. Not only is alcohol a social lubricant, but the brain will convince itself there is no stress because your body is in a relaxed enough state to eat an drink, therefore there can't be any danger. It's basic science and it's win-win. Both the employer and the interviewee get to unwind and learn a little bit about each other out of the work setting.

Things will start off formal, but with that out of the way you can find out more and really examine who wants this job. Are they a closet racist? Maybe they have derogatory views on the opposite gender? This isn't stuff you can just find out in a job interview. This takes weeks of social coaxing and goading usually, unless they let slip a joke about Jews near the vending machine. By then, it's too late and you've wasted your time. Back to square one. The same goes for the person hoping they get the job. Is their boss going to turn into a grand dickhead, or are they one of those cool bosses that interrupts your workday to talk about The OC and how highly they recommend the car wash just out of town. Both parties would benefit from this.

 

Job interviews are archaic and out-dated. They don't work as well as people would like to think and they tell neither party anything they really want to know.

[Not A Nice Person]

What if people don't want to go to pubs?

[Rhoda]

They can have a lemonade or something.

[sivispacem]

I actually had a job interview with a consultancy firm that was over two days, with a mandatory three course meal and pub drinking following the first day. Everyone who failed to make the 7am breakfast was immediately cut, as was anyone who made a tit of themselves by over-indulging or was generally a twat in social situations.

 

It worked pretty well actually. I liked it as an approach.