Llama Chat vTK-421

[sreyazsec]

I've woke up with pretty nasty toothache, not sure how to ease the discomfort. Watching the Queen's Guard was a pleasant distraction though, it's nice to live in a country that still has traditions and culture.

 

I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks.

Edited June 11, 2016 by ceszayers

[Fooking Rekt]

How many cocks do you gobble per day?

[sreyazsec]

How many cocks do you gobble per day?

It's not about quantity, it's about quality.

 

I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks.

[PhillBellic]

Rooster Gobbler...

[Spaghetti Cat]

Arnie still has it in his advanced age. The prison movie with him and Stallone was pretty good. And Stallone can still write/direct.

 

I'm a rock goggler and I love to goggle rocks.

 

[MyName'sJeff]

Unfortunately, he seems to want to continue on with the termina-tah franchise. He needs to triple check this decision because it's a seriously poor one. The movies have been utterly disgraceful after T2. He should consider other genres like comedy and dramas. Both the kindergarten cops and Twins are perfect examples of creating films thats not 24/7 action. I'd love to see him reunite with Danny Devito for another twins. "MA-MAH".

[Aqua]

I never knew this, say if a website is down you can click the 'Cached' option and view when it was last up, interesting stuff right there.

 

 

 

Edited June 12, 2016 by ~SophisticatedAviator~

[Sombra]

thought i was some boy drinking nearly a crate of strongbow and half a bottle of jack at my nans 80th party

 

the regret is real

[sreyazsec]

I'm sure fellow cat owners know about the whole foil thing. Lay out foil in places you want your cat to stay away from, they don't like foil etc.. Well mine does. My eldest cat is a huge fan of foil.

 

I think he's broken.

[bodyparts]

don't you gobble cocks no more?

[sreyazsec]

Sure I do, I'm just keeping it on the down low from now on.

Being open about your love of gobbling cock can be a dangerous game to play.

[Banks.]

thought i was some boy drinking nearly a crate of strongbow and half a bottle of jack at my nans 80th party

 

the regret is real

Getting turnt up with your 80 year old nan. You are a true inspiration.

[Voodoo]

don't you gobble cocks no more?

Once gobbling proficiency is attained, TP members are free to pursue other interests which can include but are not limited to doughnut wrangling and nightstick polishing.

[Aqua]

I really feel like doing some extreme ironing for some reason. (yes, it is a thing)

Edited June 12, 2016 by ~SophisticatedAviator~

[bodyparts]

 

don't you gobble cocks no more?

 

Once gobbling proficiency is attained, TP members are free to pursue other interests which can include but are not limited to doughnut wrangling and nightstick polishing.Donut wrangling sure sounds fun, but nothing beats the everyday WWE-themed sausage fest that is the connection.

[Sombra]

 

thought i was some boy drinking nearly a crate of strongbow and half a bottle of jack at my nans 80th party

 

the regret is real

Getting turnt up with your 80 year old nan. You are a true inspiration.

 

 

atleast i didnt end up like big norman

 

[MyName'sJeff]

What the blazes happened to him?

[Sombra]

f*cker drank a 70cl of whiskey in under an hour, tried to go for a cig and went down the front steps. reckons "the day i miss a shift at work because of whiskey is the day i dont drink again"

 

he was up at 6am for work looking like he'd went a round with tyson

[MyName'sJeff]

Wow, thats plain crazy. 70cl is no joke. At that age, the man should be relaxing with the pension money loitering around, not drinking whiskey and falling down the steps because of it.

[Sombra]

big norm does what he wants

[sreyazsec]

 

 

thought i was some boy drinking nearly a crate of strongbow and half a bottle of jack at my nans 80th party

 

the regret is real

Getting turnt up with your 80 year old nan. You are a true inspiration.

 

 

atleast i didnt end up like big norman

 

 

This is the most British thing I've seen in a while.

[Sombra]

wouldn't be a british party without sh*t weather, evem worse beer, good people, someone going down the stairs, someone else getting floored by uncle blaze, paint all over the toilet and me stuck on top of a wardrobe.

[Mr. Scratch]

thought i was some boy drinking nearly a crate of strongbow and half a bottle of jack at my nans 80th party

 

the regret is real

That red berry Strongbow sh*t is amazing when you're baked.

[krashr]

last week i decided that i wanted to be a dude who knows how to solve a rubik's cube. picked one up yesterday. looking forward to all the bitches and profit that will follow

[Rhoda]

Lucky for you, I have a few tips when it comes to solving one:

 

1. Right index finger on any colour, right hand side, upper or lower.

2. Twist twice (or until colour matches middle colour).

3. Move bottom row horizontally until left hand bottom corner matches the upper middle square.

4. Twist left side three times, the middle colour should be the same as the left hand side middle square.

5. Throw cube hard against a wall.

6. Reassemble cube in the correct order.

[ciel]

Christina Grimmie and Kimbo Slice are dead, two people I've never heard of until now..

 

RIP.

[PhillBellic]

Woah. Voodoo's added a '.1' to the Topic Title.

[Mr. Scratch]

So apparently you can still be high the next day. It's not fun when you're at work though.

[bodyparts]

So apparently you can still be high the next day. It's not fun when you're at work though.

they hell you smoked?

[AlienTwo]

Hoping you ate something...