Llama Chat vTK-421

[The Time Ranger]

Dogzilla - A giant dog terrorises a city.

 

Dodgetall - A very tall man must avoid banging his head on doorframes.

 

Zombieband - Real death metal.

 

Lick-Ass - A superhero whose power is grovelling and sucking up.

 

The Green Pile - The story of a man climbing a small hill.

[GameModder8]

[Femme Fatale]

The Cock - A porn parody about the world's largest penis.

 

Forrest Gimp - A movie about a guy in a gimp suit who lives in the woods.

[chronic lumbago]

The Incredible Bulk - a porn

 

Suicide Squat - bodibuldiers are forced in a saw spinoff movie to perform squats until they all die and one remains.

Edited September 12, 2017 by fashion

[DOUGL4S1]

Mad Max: Furry Road - The story of an angry man on a battle against Zootopia fans.

[The Dedito Gae]

bruh mouthwash is like boneless toothpaste

[GrudgefromSanAndreas]

Naked Fun - another porn

 

Filth Element - a documentary about excessive cursing

 

Need for Weed - a film or documentary about die-hard stoners

 

The Amazing Sliderman - a web-designer who is an expert in flexsliders (kinda nerdy )

 

Mack to the Future - a guy who decided to seduce verbally tomorrow or later (kinda stupid )

[sivispacem]

Death Roof- four attractive women are mercilessly stalked and murdered by the disembodied upper half of a 17th century thatched cottage.

[chronic lumbago]

Tomb Raider is an Uncharted clone.

 

Also, when is Skyrim 2 coming?

[RedDagger]

bruh mouthwash is like boneless toothpaste

you're either using mouthwash or toothpaste wrong

[deadx23]

 

I should have specified... "real dealers".

 

Also, street level, like the only ones people here are talking about. No one in this convo has ever has close contact with high level dealers.

 

Really? Dealers in my hometown don't f*ck around. You either buy their sh*t or they smoke it themselves. You don't agree with the price most likely you'll get stabbed or shot. Mentioned last page that those idiots don't have any buissness slanging their sh*t on playgrounds. F*cking cops haven't done sh*t over here to change things. My family grew up on gang territory and those idiots still appear on the streets selling to the local street gangs. One of the reasons why i left East LA. Nothing much has changed since the late 90's early 2000's. This place has done me so wrong. I hate the person who i was in my teens.ha I grew up and still live in East la, I don't hate me or teen me, sure some parts are bad but it's not like the 90s.

[mr quick]

toothpaste is mouthwash for hard motherf*ckers

[DEALUX]

Death Roof- four attractive women are mercilessly stalked and murdered by the disembodied upper half of a 17th century thatched cottage.

I literally had to get up from the table I was sitting at to avoid looking like a weirdo to my co-workers. I couldn't stop laughing. Perfect one to end on.

[Sombra]

anything can be toothpaste if you try hard enough

[AlienTwo]

Not bricks.

[GrudgefromSanAndreas]

Alan has mistaken toothpaste for lubricant once

 

Was just watching Two and a Half Men

 

Edited September 12, 2017 by GrudgefromSanAndreas

[Sombra]

Not bricks.

 

debateable

[The Time Ranger]

Teeth are like muscles, got to break them down to build them up, start by brushing with aluminium then build up to bricks.

[dudclub55]

I just hit my first weighted calisthenics milestone after GAINING weight so I'm pretty hype.

[AlienTwo]

 

Not bricks.

 

debateable

 

Bricks can be dentists. Or a grocery store clerk... but not toothpaste.

[DOUGL4S1]

 

 

Not bricks.

 

debateable

 

Bricks can be dentists. Or a grocery store clerk... but not toothpaste.

 

Bricks in form of a paste is technically clay, and it could be used as toothpaste. It just wouldn't be very effective or leave a fresh mint taste in your mouth.

[AlienTwo]

But that's clay, not bricks.

[Alexander]

 

Not bricks.

 

debateable

 

 

can't have dirty teeth if you don't have any teeth :thonking:

[RedDagger]

But you don't have clean teeth either, so...

[Smith John]

Anyone else welcome a The Sopranos prequel series? I don't think it would be a spit in the face to the fans of the original run. It could be an ideal opportunity to clear up a few plot holes. I'd welcome it, wholesale, TBH.

[Alexander]

@up: Actually yea sounds cool

 

 

But you don't have clean teeth either, so...

 

Edited September 13, 2017 by Alexander

[Audi]

Dental hygiene is no laughing matter. sh*t is gross.

[dudclub55]

tfw your country is full of men who hate gay people but still hold hands with and are eager to kiss other men. if I had a penny for every time I shook hands with some older guy, to have him unexpectedly lean in for a kiss...

[AlienTwo]

Dental hygiene is no laughing matter. sh*t is gross.

That's the tooth.

 

My friends growing up told me I would never succeed at being a funny comedian. After reading that joke above, I only want to ask them; "whose laughing now?"

[DOUGL4S1]

Dental hygiene is no laughing matter. sh*t is gross.

Dental hygiene always puts a smile to my face.