Llama Chat vTK-421

[feckyerlife]

 

This Skyrim myth is driving me nuts. I STILL receive crashes every time I go anywhere close to Falkreath. I don't even know what's causing it at this point - I've disabled everything that alters Falkreath in any way (first Hold Borders Banners, then Wonders of Weather, then ETaC+everything ETaC-addon + Dual Sheath Redux and its patch because the latter requires ETaC) and I STILL get CTDs.

 

And apparently TES5Edit doesn't know what Falkreath is which means I can't just boot it up and see what alters Falkreath so I can remove it. GAME. FIX. YO. SH/T!

Honestly, I've quitted gaming since a year or so.

Really helps, removea stress a lot, since no game designed 100% perfect.

Just saying, you gotta live for 30 years more with yo body, don't mess it up.

E:guys stop talking about pizzas, im hungry :\

 

lol if game designs are giving you stress, then your playing them for the wrong reason

[AlienTwo]

 

Live for 30 years?

 

Well, set your aim low and you are sure to make failure a minimum. I'm hoping to have my body for 90+ years.

God!

You must be immortalised one

Just kidding.

I just checked my Hoo-man records, and you have been living past the 30's on average since the late 1910s. Right now the average life expectancy for any of you Earthicans is roughly 71.5.

[Alihunter]

lol if game designs are giving you stress, then your playing them for the wrong reason

The moment you realized your gta crashed, and you have no idea whats the reason (in fact, i agree.most games at least wont stress you)

Btw, i found gta quite stressful for myself .

I just checked my Hoo-man records, and you have been living past the 30's on average since the late 1910s. Right now the average life expectancy for any of you Earthicans is roughly 71.5.

Haha

And what's the life exceptancy for aliens?

Thousand of years?

Edited June 13, 2017 by Alihunter

[feckyerlife]

You know until Mass Effect Andromeda I never really experienced major video game crashes. I never had that problem with GTA. maybe you need a new system lol

[Alihunter]

I totally need a new system.

That cra* won't load anything goddamit lol.

But it does the important job for me, which will be surfing web.

[Stellasin]

 

Live for 30 years?

 

Well, set your aim low and you are sure to make failure a minimum. I'm hoping to have my body for 90+ years.

God!

You must be immortalised one

Just kidding

What do you expect? He's an Alien

[AlienTwo]

 

 

Live for 30 years?

 

Well, set your aim low and you are sure to make failure a minimum. I'm hoping to have my body for 90+ years.

God!

You must be immortalised one

Just kidding

What do you expect? He's an Alien

 

Also I currently live here on earth and have seen many humans older than 30 walking about.

[ten-a-penny]

You know until Mass Effect Andromeda I never really experienced major video game crashes. I never had that problem with GTA. maybe you need a new system lol

Good God, CLEO'd GTA SA will ALSO drive me nuts. Its not the actual gameplay (unlike Skyrim), its the missions. But THIS TIME, I have no idea how to even look for the issue much less actually trying to fix it.

 

Every single time I start a mission, the game either intentionally fails the missions because reasons or flat-out CTD. I have to switch between CLEO and non-CLEO versions of the game every single time I want to play a mission (I have SA installed on two different locations).

[Spaghetti Cat]

 

 

 

On a related note, there is a busy road in my area that has a psychic reader. Every once-and-a-while there is a used car parked out there for sale. If they were really psychic shouldn't they KNOW who's buying the car??

Edited June 13, 2017 by Spaghetti Cat

[Rhoda]

There's a pub near me, and they have a psychic night on the last Thursday of every night. Once they had plastered a sticker over the top that read "canceled due to unforeseen circumstances". Just think about that.

[DOUGL4S1]

On a related note, there is a busy road in my area that has a psychic reader. Every once-and-a-while there is a used car parked out there for sale. If they were really psychic shouldn't they KNOW who's buying the car??

Psychics only say random statements about your life, and most of the times they get it right, because they're so random you can't prove them wrong, i.e.:

• You are unhappy about something (humans are never 100% happy with everything, so saying that will make you remember anything you're slightly unhappy about, and if you're going for people with supernatural powers to get your life straight, you're really desperate)
• You're/'ll experiencing/e changes in your life (We are always changing, generally for the better)
• Shotgunning (i.e. "I see you're worried about your family, your job, your friends, your financial situation...", one of them should be correct)
• etc...

This explains a bit better.

Edited June 13, 2017 by DOUGL4S1

[Spaghetti Cat]

If I understand correctly, you're saying that psychics can't really tell the future?!? Preposterous!

[ShadowPerson]

If I understand correctly, you're saying that psychics can't really tell the future?!? Preposterous!

 

ask Rasputin, didnt end well.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

There's a pub near me, and they have a psychic night on the last Thursday of every night. Once they had plastered a sticker over the top that read "canceled due to unforeseen circumstances". Just think about that.

 

The guard on one of the local trains did a cracker....

 

Peak morning rush hour, going into city station. At this time the old trains were knackered and very prone to breakdowns, so this particular morning we end up with a two coach wreck instead of the usual three coach wreck. By the time we're two stations from terminus the coaches absolutely rammed, to the point they are forced to operate "one on - one off." You can hardly breathe in the carriages and everyone is totally miserable. Then as we finally leave this station, the guard chimes up on the intercom....

 

"We apologise for the appalling level of overcrowding on this morning service, normal levels of overcrowding will resume tomorrow...."

 

Both carriages broke out in laughter!

Edited June 13, 2017 by Uncle Sikee Atric

[ten-a-penny]

After hours of spinnin' 'round with dA I've FINALLY managed to add the Rainbow Flag (under the "I'M AN ALLY" Phrase). Good thing the idiots had a direct link on the main page instead of that retard-y Sticky Note sh*tty thing they spam you with. FIX. YO. SH/T.

 

 

At least I can identify myself as an LGBT Supporter. I'm a Hetero myself, but love is love. You ain't given a choice if you want to love someone from your same sex or the opposing side. Its written in our body, our 'inner mind', where we can't control it. If you're gonna murder - yes, murder - gays for simply being gays, because "hurr durr itz a dizeaze!", then you may as well nuke this Planet. Every creature can get sick. Right?

[Alihunter]

Good God, CLEO'd GTA SA will ALSO drive me nuts. Its not the actual gameplay (unlike Skyrim), its the missions. But THIS TIME, I have no idea how to even look for the issue much less actually trying to fix it.

 

Every single time I start a mission, the game either intentionally fails the missions because reasons or flat-out CTD. I have to switch between CLEO and non-CLEO versions of the game every single time I want to play a mission (I have SA installed on two different locations).

It's kinda hard to play missions with mods.

The point is, i even cant have the game running quite good, though i don't play missions.

Random crashes were the most annoying thing for me.

[Femme Fatale]

Sometimes I wish I grew up a PC gamer just for the mods, playing as Iron Man on GTA 4 looks p dope. Also, hot coffee.

[Stellasin]

@Achlys : Gay zombie dp?

[AlienTwo]

@Achlys : Gay zombie dp?

Joke? Bigotry? Pretty hard to tell the difference there, friend.

[Stellasin]

 

@Achlys : Gay zombie dp?

Joke? Bigotry? Pretty hard to tell the difference there, friend.

 

Umm none of them. It just has a lot of blood in it which looks like zombies. I mean something like Darth Absentis's dp would be fine. There's too much gore in this one. Just my opinion not forcing or something.

[Femme Fatale]

@Achlys : Gay zombie dp?

For a moment I thought dp stood for double penetration. And yeah, zombies need love too, you know.

[AlienTwo]

 

@Achlys : Gay zombie dp?

For a moment I thought dp stood for double penetration. And yeah, zombies need love too, you know.

 

That's what I thought it stood for. What is DP?

[Femme Fatale]

I'm fairly sure he means display picture, he should've said avatar to avoid confusion.

Edited June 14, 2017 by Achlys

[AlienTwo]

I'm fairly sure he means display picture, he should've said avatar to avoid confusion.

Yeah, that's a horse of a different color. Thought he responded to games you mentioned you liked with the suggestion of a "Gay Zombie Double Pen" game.

[Alihunter]

Actually, i think he should've said :dp zombie gays?

That would be better. :]

[Stellasin]

Lmao enough of the confusion. By dp I meant display pic.

[RedDagger]

What next, DM instead of PM?

[AlienTwo]

None of this makes any sense to me.

 

[Alihunter]

That moment when no pics loading for you...

Stupid internet. gvmt censored like the whole pic uploading sites.

p.s:gvmt is Government,

not gay something-sth

Edited June 14, 2017 by Alihunter

[Stellasin]

None of this makes any sense to me.

Cuz you're an alien. Humans are different