Llama Chat vTK-421

[El Dildo]

she's coughing because she's choking on the cocks that she's supposed to be gobbling.

it's a common reaction within the Precinct.

[Not A Nice Person]

you do realize the casino NY NY has like the worlds biggest arcade, then there is a huge arcade across the street from the monte carlo. i guess your too young for the road race track. but yeah 2 huge arcades that not a lot of people know about.

I did see the arcade in NYNY, didn't seem too big and I'm not too keen on arcades. Where's the one by Monte Carlo?

Edited June 3, 2016 by Mion

[Spaghetti Cat]

I'm taking a guess, but across the street perhaps?

[Affalterbach]

f*ck real life. I wish i was a video game character or something.

[drifter.]

f*ck real life. I wish i was a video game character or something.

I've been there. It's an extremely unhealthy mindset. I once reached a point where I spent 6 hours straight a day in GTA pretending to be a normal civilian. Other people might be in that same spot and the new update isn't gonna help much haha.

 

Set up small goals for yourself and work from there.

[sreyazsec]

am i missing something. was that supposed to be a pm?

No. My mind wandered and I was thinking about usernames and their origins. I accidentally made a sh*t joke in my head and felt I had to share it with you all.

 

I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks.

[Spaghetti Cat]

Yeah, don't quit till you get 100% completion in life. The platinum trophy is totally worth it.

[Voodoo]

Bedtime Touchman.

Taken.

 

 

 

 

f*ck real life. I wish i was a video game character or something.

Like Zero from San Andreas, right? I feel you.

[trip]

Just so nobody worries about Bill.

 

 

 

Still alive and kicking.

[Affalterbach]

 

f*ck real life. I wish i was a video game character or something.

I've been there. It's an extremely unhealthy mindset. I once reached a point where I spent 6 hours straight a day in GTA pretending to be a normal civilian. Other people might be in that same spot and the new update isn't gonna help much haha.

Set up small goals for yourself and work from there.

I didnt mean it like that, lol. Im just tired of some sh*t wich i have to deal with in real life, it gets too much sometimes and bad decisions dont really help either. I sometimes just want to leave everything behind me and drive away.

 

I play GTA max 1/2 hours a day, btw. Im pumped for the new update tho.

[drifter.]

I think you should get into cars / car culture dude.

 

Sometimes it just needs to be you, your car , and the road.

Edited June 3, 2016 by drifter.

[Affalterbach]

I think you should get into cars / car culture dude.

Sometimes it just needs to be you, your car , and the road.

Nah, i dont really like cars...

 

 

Kidding. Im a huge car enthusiast man, especially Mercedes, Incease you couldnt tell.

 

Agreed, i enjoy those moments, especially when its night time.

[The Dedito Gae]

I know this is gonna get deleted or something but f*ck it.

This asshole got on my nerves, first he steals my laptop, then he lies to me, then to my mom, he f*cking knew that laptop belonged to my dead brother and now i have to put up with her, like i didn't felt bad enough.

Yep, deleted. You know better than to ask for sh*t like this here.

Edited June 3, 2016 by Voodoo

[Payne Killer]

I got you bro. I'll spam that asshole.

[Affalterbach]

Number doesnt work, or he doesnt have a whatsapp.

[trip]

Redacted.

 

If we find out that this is your number and you are just trying to amass dick pics from your GTAF brothers(and sisters)...why I'll tell ya...boy oh boy.

[Voodoo]

Not your personal army, bro. Also, "spam that asshole" sounds like a pickup line.

[The Dedito Gae]

Not your personal army, bro. Also, "spam that asshole" sounds like a pickup line.

Yeahh

 

I understand dude, i'm just pissed off that's all.

[Voodoo]

It's a good thing we have a grumpy thread then, huh? Oh wait... this isn't the grumpy thread.

[Reformed Squid]

To the asshole who stole my bike at 11:50 AM today... Smile, you're on camera.

[MyName'sJeff]

It's unlikely a broke ass thief stealing a bike would be on GTAForums, considering he would have to steal a laptop or computer to access it. But my condolensces to your bike, hope it's ok. Just hope the guy didn't ride it too hard.

[Affalterbach]

Why cant i f*cking time travel

[RedDagger]

You just need to believe in yourself

 

and a few trillion dollars of investment

[Reformed Squid]

It's unlikely a broke ass thief stealing a bike would be on GTAForums, considering he would have to steal a laptop or computer to access it. But my condolensces to your bike, hope it's ok. Just hope the guy didn't ride it too hard.

I'm fairly certain it's some kid who thinks it's his bike and I stole it. Apparently he had a bike that looked exactly the same.

And I don't really care about the bike, it was some junky thing my brother found on its way to the dump. But it's gonna be hilarious watching the kid get busted because the theft is on camera.

[Affalterbach]

You just need to believe in yourselfand a few trillion dollars of investment

Looks like i have to work on both.

[Not A Nice Person]

Just tell the folks @ the US military the Russians are buliding a time machine to alter the Cold War, then they'll bulid one faster! that's purple!

[LiniArc]

Did you guys saw that Muhammad Ali Died. I dunno if that's totally true.

 

Damn shame. We have lost atleast a dozen of good stars from late 2015 until now.

 

Link: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/sports/muhammad-ali-greatest-all-time-dead-74-n584776 '

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 4, 2016 by Black Metal

[DangerZ0neX]

I feel like a million bucks today

[trip]

Why cant i f*cking time travel

I went to bed and when I woke up it was tomorrow.

[Adriaan]

Don't worry, I'd carry out all the orders from Amazon, delivered to you all in a certain pristine condition that would make it a more pleasant read. If only Adriaan was frequently visiting here, I'd expect him to not even make it to page 2 when he can't contain the excitement.

 

sUP BRAH.