Llama Chat vTK-421

[Matrelith]

It's a thought that has crossed my mind more then once, being alone in the world. Honestly I think it would take off a lot of stress associated with the daily life. You could do pretty much whatever you want, it's not like anyone is going to stop you. It kind of reminds me of that show, The Last Man on Earth.

[DOUGL4S1]

It's a thought that has crossed my mind more then once, being alone in the world. Honestly I think it would take off a lot of stress associated with the daily life. You could do pretty much whatever you want, it's not like anyone is going to stop you. It kind of reminds me of that show, The Last Man on Earth.

I actually had this tought a few years ago, but now I want more of a free-cam in real life while I'm asleep. Discover tons of new places I wouldn't be able to enter or I wouldn't be allowed in, go to landmarks without getting tired or needing to drive, fly or sail, seeing the surface of the moon up close if I want to, etc.

Edited May 26, 2017 by DOUGL4S1

[Stellasin]

I actually had this tought a few years ago, but now I want more of a free-cam in real life while I'm asleep. Discover tons of new places I wouldn't be able to enter or I wouldn't be allowed in, go to landmarks without getting tired or needing to drive, fly or sail, seeing the surface of the moon up close if I want to, etc.

Lucid Dreaming might help. But it's really hard to do it. Maybe some kind of simulation tech might be discovered in the future.

[DOUGL4S1]

 

I actually had this tought a few years ago, but now I want more of a free-cam in real life while I'm asleep. Discover tons of new places I wouldn't be able to enter or I wouldn't be allowed in, go to landmarks without getting tired or needing to drive, fly or sail, seeing the surface of the moon up close if I want to, etc.

Lucid Dreaming might help. But it's really hard to do it. Maybe some kind of simulation tech might be discovered in the future.

 

I already did it, that's basically where I got this idea from.

[Stellasin]

I already did it, that's basically where I got this idea from.

It's pretty hard for me though. I did it like 2-3 times in my life. I just don't know how to trigger it.

Edited May 26, 2017 by Stellasin

[AlienTwo]

It is the golden age, folks... I just received a text from my local potshop informing me they now take online orders.

Edited May 26, 2017 by AlienTwo

[ten-a-penny]

 

I actually had this tought a few years ago, but now I want more of a free-cam in real life while I'm asleep. Discover tons of new places I wouldn't be able to enter or I wouldn't be allowed in, go to landmarks without getting tired or needing to drive, fly or sail, seeing the surface of the moon up close if I want to, etc.

Lucid Dreaming might help. But it's really hard to do it. Maybe some kind of simulation tech might be discovered in the future.

Maaan do I hate Lucid Dreams. In one moment, I have full control (or at least the "sane, logical side" of my mind is doing its job), in the other, its all gone.

 

One particular time, I was literally hurt. Back in the past year my father and I would switch seats in our car where I drive instead of him. I had several dreams of this. In one such moment, I dreamed that I was driving "right", and I was controlling the car to turn left or right (brakes didn't seem to function even if I "ordered" my feet to slow down). I was happy because, One, I was driving, and Two, I could semi-control the car (as opposed to my body swerving the Wheel left or right because reasons).

 

Suddenly the damn dream changed to Haytham Kenway because reasons. I couldn't do f*ck all because I apparently "lost control" of my mind. While I was "watching" this cesspool of a dream the inner me was crying "WHY?! I WAS HAVING A GREAT DREAM WITH LUCID CONTROL DAMMIT!". Too bad this sh*t didn't happen again.

[Leftist Bastard]

I'v never had a lucid dream, honest to god. Always wanted to have one but whenever I realize i'm in a dream I just snap out of it.

[Femme Fatale]

I hate it when that happens, I think to myself "oh it's a dream, I can do whatever I want!" Then all of a sudden I wake up.

[Zello]

I've never had a Lucid dream that stuff is kinda scary aren't you like not supposed to look at mirrors in them? If I have a Lucid Dream I think the first thing I'll do is look at a mirror piss my pants and wake up

[Leftist Bastard]

I guess there was one time where Freddy Krueger was chasing me and I somehow turned into Ezio from Assassin's Creed and fought him off; but I don't think it count because I didn't have actual full control of the dream so much as that realizing it was a dream was part of the dream. Does that make sense? yeah didn't think so.

[ten-a-penny]

I guess there was one time where Freddy Krueger was chasing me and I somehow turned into Ezio from Assassin's Creed and fought him off; but I don't think it count because I didn't have actual full control of the dream so much as that realizing it was a dream was part of the dream. Does that make sense? yeah didn't think so.

Now that you remind me, I think I did have a semi-Lucid Dream when I was a 3rd grader.

 

I was in our old farm in Benghazi, then these cops from Pippi Longstocking (بيبي الشقية, you're from Syria the heart of all amazing Arabic Stacetoon dubs so you prob. have heard of it) showed up and tried to be smartasses at me. I was like "CAN SOMEBODY HIT THAT MORON IN THE STOMACH???"..... And it happened. Guess that was the first time I ever had a Lucid Dream, although not fully.

[dudclub55]

Pippi Longstocking would make for a good pornstar name.

And I've never experienced lucid dreams, only daily sleep paralysis.

Edited May 26, 2017 by Synthol

[DOUGL4S1]

I've never had a Lucid dream that stuff is kinda scary aren't you like not supposed to look at mirrors in them? If I have a Lucid Dream I think the first thing I'll do is look at a mirror piss my pants and wake up

The thing is that mirrors and clocks are not very consistent in lucid dreams. What you should never do in them is use a toilet.

[Matrelith]

I don't think I've ever dreamt lucid where I was in actual full control of my dream. Every so often I do have dreams that are so bizarre part of my brain notices it is a dream and just decides to roll with it. Some sort of second hand lucid dreaming I guess.

Edited May 26, 2017 by Matrelith

[Rhoda]

Seeing the mirror thing made me think of another tip if you're ever in a dream you aren't sure of or want to escape, look at your hands. Sometimes you won't be in a situation where a mirror isn't available. Just look at your hands. Your brain has an area dedicated to spatial perception, and this function is handled differently in R.E.M sleep. You're dreaming. Look at your hands. Nightmares can creep up on you and sometimes shaking your head or fighting it isn't enough so just look at your hands. Please wake up.

[Kirsty]

UK decides to have hot weather = need to keep windows open = plague of moths attack. I don't mind the small ones but when the fat bodied juicy ones are flapping towards you... I run away screaming.

[Rhoda]

I have every window at work open. I don't care if any of my clients escape. I'd probably feel more of a breeze running down the road trying to catch them.

[The Dedito Gae]

UK decides to have hot weather = need to keep windows open = plague of moths attack. I don't mind the small ones but when the fat bodied juicy ones are flapping towards you... I run away screaming.

I read "flapping" as "fapping" and the post confused me.

[Rhoda]

The last thing we need in the UK is a plague of masturbating moths. They're distracting enough.

[Hullian111]

You know because everyone is doing patch requests? I wonder how many people actually use them - or people just play in five-man biker gangs.

 

Its all the rage, I thought it'd end after the biker DLC passed a few weeks on. Guess now that 'military' divisions are next.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

The last thing we need in the UK is a plague of masturbating moths. They're distracting enough.

Because they're moths, or because they're fapping?

 

I am in one of those situations where love being away from home. Chilled out on a hotel bed typing this and going for breakfast shortly.

 

A week away and I already do not wanna go home. Where I am, that feeling is only gonna get worse.

Edited May 27, 2017 by Uncle Sikee Atric

[dudclub55]

Ramadan Kareem to all you muslims I guess.

[Stellasin]

The last thing we need in the UK is a plague of masturbating moths. They're distracting enough.

Wait a minute insects have sensitive organs? I've heard of animals like cats and dogs masturbate

[RedDagger]

Yeah, Craig was factually quoting a scientific paper on masturbating moths in the UK.

[Matrelith]

UK gets all the fancy plagues.

[Travedge]

A little boy Chihuahua belonging to a friend of mine kept trying to hump my dog. He was to small to get up there successfully. After falling to the ground he would "hump the air". Weird Lil f*cker.

Edited May 27, 2017 by Travedge

[ten-a-penny]

I had the strangest dream yet (that I remember ofc).

 

My father and I were hanging out, I was in the backseat of the car (that alone is weird, I always sit up front unless an Elder is coming with us but no one was around). Suddenly, the car started to move forward on its own. Suddenly, I'm in the front seat. I tried to stop it (dreaming mind controls which means *I* had zero controls) but the brakes don't function and the damn thing is moving forward. I had to maneuver the car left and right to pass any car in front of me (I was in a busy street). This continued until I made a good circle of the place then returned to where was I, where I parked the car (and THIS TIME it stopped). Da came outside but didn't notice sh*t.

 

During all that fancy stuff *I* was like "hmfp, didn't knew that I had some decent driving skills!". The fun part is, IRL as my father and I were coming back from our trip we switched sides again. Needless to say, I was driving as if I have already passed Driving School. Only screwed up once (didn't look what's behind us while a car was passing through). Nice!

 

 

Bonus Round: Yesterday I've found a good Spyro/Cynder sketch. Downloaded it and tried to paint it, and man did I succeed. The OP said "too lazy to color it" and I was like "I should prob. save you the trouble". Only thing that's missing is shading, but that's a bit too much. Maybe later.

[Retro Flutter]

A little boy Chihuahua belonging to a friend of mine kept trying to hump my dog. He was to small to get up there successfully. After falling to the ground he would "hump the air". Weird Lil f*cker.

 

 

Chihuahua 50% evil 40%tremble and 10% horny

 

My friend has one...he has to lock it away in the other room when I'm over...It barks non stop and it's bitten my ankles before. angry little f*cker.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Ok listen...sry if i bothered anyone with my posting...

 

Though part of me still thinks that me getting flamed for flaming back against flaming is a tad unfair, i pretty much had no reason to pretty much force my stories onto people and its pretty much my fault for being blindsighted for orher ppl being annoyed.

 

That being said, the supposed "leaks" i spread in the online section are fake...yes indeed...i have been behaving like an ass before sh*t went down in the confession thread.

That being said, i am not really trolling because i just want to be disruptive..in the last case i was honestly pretty much trolling because i was mad at the ppl of general chat and reddagger...and the spreading of fake leaks, that is me being overly mad about several people of the online section their level of being gullible.

 

Now...having said that i do get if i get banned for a month because all of that bullsh*t...heck...i can not really blame ppl for giving me a permaban, but i honestly kinda hope that i at least still will be allowed to post in the online section tbh...at least till the last update for that one has been released.

That being said, the reason why i am pretty much easier triggered then normal...i do honestly not know,...

And to be really honest, i can sadly not even promise for real that i will f*ck things up again...but...yea...well...i said it i guess...

 

Again, i am currently still slightly annoyed i got flamed for counter flaming, but then again...i guess kirsty really had to do something about those reports anyhow and she only did her job.

 

Same for raavi...i pretty much was 48 houts ago pretty much looking how far i could push it so yea...they pretty much simply did their job.

 

So yea...here my apology...and as for the future...i guess i have a problem of some sorts atm...like said...i honestly would not bet my life on it that i can behave in the future so...not sure how this is gonna be handled.

And yea...the leak i spread in the online section...its bullsh*t...sorry.

 

Edit: sry about that current sig...i will change it to something less sh*tty if im back on a real computer again.

Edited May 27, 2017 by Darth Absentis