Llama Chat vTK-421

[feckyerlife]

My mom and aunt want to go on vacation to either Las Vegas or Orlando, and I want to go to Orlando since it's where Disneyworld is and the city is fantastic as a whole, I want to see my cousins also.

don't remind me i gotta go to orlando in a couple weeks for work. disney world here i come. But if you are over 21 i would pick vegas. not for the gambling, just a lot more sh*t to do

[AlienTwo]

 

My mom and aunt want to go on vacation to either Las Vegas or Orlando, and I want to go to Orlando since it's where Disneyworld is and the city is fantastic as a whole, I want to see my cousins also.

don't remind me i gotta go to orlando in a couple weeks for work. disney world here i come. But if you are over 21 i would pick vegas. not for the gambling, just a lot more sh*t to do

 

Yeah... try to avoid Florida at all costs. All costs.

[KarimNTerr]

 

I gave some guy my laptop to get it fixed like a month ago, he never replied to my whatsapp messages since then and now i just found out he blocked me.

He was inviting to go out days before he went completly silent on me! What a fake asshole.

Call the cops. Depending on the value of the laptop, that could be a serious charge.

That's what I suggested him, too; but he just wants to go full Ash Williams on that dude.

[Voodoo]

In that case, work shed.

[sreyazsec]

My postman has got on the wrong side of a footballer.. He's a nice guy aswell. Poor bloke. My Mom told me about it, I wasn't convinced at first, but yep - it's our postman who we haven't seen for a while.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/shortcuts/2016/may/31/the-vardy-party-is-over-for-jamies-postman-lookalike

 

I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks.

[The Dedito Gae]

I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks.

This reminds me, i have to open my own crew.

 

With more blackjack and hookers.

Edited June 2, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[gooeyhole]

I quit my job today officially. Labor work is hard on the body. I've been driving with Uber for the past few days and I've been making good money. Not as much as i made bdfore but close. I like driving and it gives my Kia purpose so I can tell people I haven't given up on life.

[dudclub55]

I just want a girl... Just someone to love... To kiss gently... Slowly coress her...lay her gently against the wall as I raise her arms

[gooeyhole]

I just want a girl... Just someone to love... To kiss gently... Slowly coress her...lay her gently against the wall as I raise her arms

Why don't you take a shower and hit the weights that might help famalam

[MyName'sJeff]

My postman has got on the wrong side of a footballer.. He's a nice guy aswell. Poor bloke. My Mom told me about it, I wasn't convinced at first, but yep - it's our postman who we haven't seen for a while.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/shortcuts/2016/may/31/the-vardy-party-is-over-for-jamies-postman-lookalike

 

I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks.

Vardy's approach to the situation makes him look like an utter c*nt. It's not the postman's fault they have similar aesthetics and is also not his fault for instantly being confused as Vardy himself by other people. He's just trying to do his job.

[RedDagger]

I just want a girl... Just someone to love... To kiss gently... Slowly coress her...lay her gently against the wall as I raise her arms[/size]

Is it bad that I immediately recognised where this was from?

 

what am I saying

 

'course it is

[feckyerlife]

 

I just want a girl... Just someone to love... To kiss gently... Slowly coress her...lay her gently against the wall as I raise her arms[/size]

Is it bad that I immediately recognised where this was from?

 

what am I saying

 

'course it is

 

what is it? i was thinking a p diddy song

[trip]

 

 

I just want a girl... Just someone to love... To kiss gently... Slowly coress her...lay her gently against the wall as I raise her arms[/size]

 

Is it bad that I immediately recognised where this was from?

what am I saying

'course it is

 

what is it? i was thinking a p diddy song

[AlienTwo]

 

 

I just want a girl... Just someone to love... To kiss gently... Slowly coress her...lay her gently against the wall as I raise her arms[/size]

Is it bad that I immediately recognised where this was from?

 

what am I saying

 

'course it is

 

what is it? i was thinking a p diddy song

 

It's aqua's weird adolescent literotica.

[Not A Nice Person]

 

My mom and aunt want to go on vacation to either Las Vegas or Orlando, and I want to go to Orlando since it's where Disneyworld is and the city is fantastic as a whole, I want to see my cousins also.

 

don't remind me i gotta go to orlando in a couple weeks for work. disney world here i come. But if you are over 21 i would pick vegas. not for the gambling, just a lot more sh*t to doI'm 15, and I went to Vegas 2 years ago so it would just be repetitive. Nothing to do there but shop, eat, swim, and sleep if you're under 21 there.

Ugh not to mention the plane ride...

Edited June 2, 2016 by Mion

[mr quick]

 

 

 

I just want a girl... Just someone to love... To kiss gently... Slowly coress her...lay her gently against the wall as I raise her arms[/size]

Is it bad that I immediately recognised where this was from?

 

what am I saying

 

'course it is

 

what is it? i was thinking a p diddy song

 

It's aqua's weird adolescent literotica.

 

while it certainly is one of the funniest things in the universe, I gotta chickity check myself first. I've written some hella explicit posts about jerking off ngl

 

e:

 

what an amazing page starter huh guys

Edited June 2, 2016 by Marwin

[GTA_stu]

I'd read 50 Shades of GTAF if it was a book.

[MyName'sJeff]

Don't worry, I'd carry out all the orders from Amazon, delivered to you all in a certain pristine condition that would make it a more pleasant read. If only Adriaan was frequently visiting here, I'd expect him to not even make it to page 2 when he can't contain the excitement.

[Reformed Squid]

tfw its 7:30 the night before your senior project presentation and you haven't even started writing the speech outline yet

priorities bruh

[make total destroy]

education is a spook

 

 

drop out and hop freight trains booi

[PhillBellic]

 

I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks.

This reminds me, i have to open my own crew.

 

With more blackjack and hookers.

 

What would it be called?

 

I'd suggest you call it the Midnight Club.

 

[dudclub55]

My pet kitten died.

[The Dedito Gae]

My pet kitten died.

Sorry man, that's gotta suck.

[KarimNTerr]

What a coincidence, just 2 days ago I posted my past experiences in Middle School, telling you all how much I disliked it, and this morning I went to that same school to mount an inflatable for a local party.

 

Tonight something really strange happened to me. I had a nightmare in which a giant inflatable was going to explode, so I started hitting the wall, yelling "STOP IT! IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE!". Strange thing is that I was standing still when my mom woke me up, and not in the bed. What the f*ck? I think I'm becoming a sleepwalker.

Edited June 3, 2016 by toxluv

[Mr. Scratch]

I'd read 50 Shades of GTAF if it was a book.

You're still alive? Is anyone still alive?

[feckyerlife]

 

 

My mom and aunt want to go on vacation to either Las Vegas or Orlando, and I want to go to Orlando since it's where Disneyworld is and the city is fantastic as a whole, I want to see my cousins also.

don't remind me i gotta go to orlando in a couple weeks for work. disney world here i come. But if you are over 21 i would pick vegas. not for the gambling, just a lot more sh*t to do

I'm 15, and I went to Vegas 2 years ago so it would just be repetitive. Nothing to do there but shop, eat, swim, and sleep if you're under 21 there.

Ugh not to mention the plane ride...

 

you do realize the casino NY NY has like the worlds biggest arcade, then there is a huge arcade across the street from the monte carlo. i guess your too young for the road race track. but yeah 2 huge arcades that not a lot of people know about.

[GTA_stu]

 

I'd read 50 Shades of GTAF if it was a book.

You're still alive? Is anyone still alive?

 

 

Nope. Just me. The others are all dead. Raped to death.

 

So, how's life?

Edited June 3, 2016 by GTA_stu

[Aqua]

So many bikes over for this years TT. Taken from the ferry today...

Edited June 3, 2016 by ~SophisticatedAviator~

[sreyazsec]

Oh God. I'm so sorry for this but I'm crying. I'm in a laughing mood and f*ck me, I just thought of something so painfully unfunny but funny to me.

I'm sorry to drag you into this Midnight Hitman.

 

My joke? Bedtime Touchman.

 

Holy f*ck, my eyes are burning - I find this hilarious, I don't even know why this popped into my head. I have no explanation and for that I am sorry.

 

I'm a cock gobbler and I like to gobble cock.

 

EDIT - I'm coughing because I'm laughing so much.

Edited June 3, 2016 by ceszayers

[feckyerlife]

am i missing something. was that supposed to be a pm?