Llama Chat vTK-421

[ShadowPerson]

 

 

Old guys are grody. Every time one of them flirts with me, I simply ignore him. I could be a sassy bitch, and tell him to f*ck off, but nah.

Hey, you slut! I´m almost 30!

Sweetie, when I say old, I mean 40+. I'd still sleep with your cute ass.

 

 

Awwh you slut! <3

[Rafae]

Uhhhhh...

[Jolly Swagman]

For f*ck's sake, if I was after Mexican gay flirt chat I'd click on one of the forum's google adds Haven't you c*nts heard of PMs?

[ShadowPerson]

reduce your saltyness or you will have some heart problems soon... just saying

[AlienTwo]

He not salty... it smells like fish in here.

[Big_Smiley]

reduce your saltyness or you will have some heart problems soon... just saying

PM's are the best thing to do if you want to avoid seeing comments like that. That's why the forums have them

[ShadowPerson]

[doing Maurice Chavez´s voice]

Ay Dios mio, shut up! I´m just kidding with him! Get over it, drama llamas.

Edited April 11, 2017 by ShadowPerson

[russeler97]

Wouldn't it be good if computers/laptops/tables or even mobile phones had in built card machines, like a slot so you could put your card in and pay for things online much easier...

Edited April 11, 2017 by russeler97

[Travedge]

I forgot my password an couldnt log ib for two day. Finally picked the right one from the mental list.

[Rhoda]

Only if the same technology came bundled with a sobriety test, so people didn't wind up ordering £300 worth of junk whilst under the influence. It isn't that tricky as it is though, all you have to do is click something and confirm?

[Sunrise Driver]

Help the dude to get his free nuggets for a year:

 

https://twitter.com/carterjwm/status/849813577770778624

 

(No, it's not my account)

Update to the story:

 

https://twitter.com/united/status/850531807779057664

[Fuzzknuckles]

Wouldn't it be good if computers/laptops/tables or even mobile phones had in built card machines, like a slot so you could put your card in and pay for things online much easier...

 

I f*cking give up. Honestly, is it too hard to just enter the f*cking details into a form and submit it?

[Mister Kay]

Card details can be saved on most sites too. Just need to enter an OTP received as sms and the CVV.

[russeler97]

 

Wouldn't it be good if computers/laptops/tables or even mobile phones had in built card machines, like a slot so you could put your card in and pay for things online much easier...

 

I f*cking give up. Honestly, is it too hard to just enter the f*cking details into a form and submit it?

 

Yes it f*cking is

[Blondie]

Yep. She didn't care enough to try to find them a new home, so I tried giving them away myself and she just threw them out anyways.

I wish people cared more about animals, that's also one of the reasons why I voted for a political party who really cares about animals. Hell, they are called the Party for Animals, haha. They want to ban pet owners for buying pets when they are known as abusers which in my opinion is good because if a mother abuses her children, and her child is taken away, you won't just let her have another child and not keep an eye on here. Hopefully someone finds the kittens and rescued them. I am skeptical about it, though, I heard that kittens need to be with their mother for at least eight or eleven weeks or something. It's good that you tried to find a new place for them anyway, though. Hopefully it won't happen again.

[Fuzzknuckles]

Yes it f*cking is

I'm just going to assume you have fat, sausage-like fingers.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

 

Yes it f*cking is

I'm just going to assume you have fat, sausage-like fingers.

 

Or no fingers....

[trip]

Wouldn't it be good if computers/laptops/tables or even mobile phones had in built card machines, like a slot so you could put your card in and pay for things online much easier...

 

Hummm? Like PayPal? Or like any commerce site that let's you type in your card numbers? Why do we need a slot with a reader if we already can just type in our card numbers?

 

I do it all the time. Yup...even while drunk. Drunk Internet purchases are great. They are like little surprise gifts delivered by mail..."I don't remember ordering anything. What could this be"? "Neat".

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

The best drunken shopping is when you ring TV shopping channels and tell them, "you're just browsing," then hang up....

Edited April 11, 2017 by Uncle Sikee Atric

[Fuzzknuckles]

 

Wouldn't it be good if computers/laptops/tables or even mobile phones had in built card machines, like a slot so you could put your card in and pay for things online much easier...

Hummm? Like PayPal? Or like any commerce site that let's you type in your card numbers? Why do we need a slot with a reader if we already can just type in our card numbers?

 

I do it all the time. Yup...even while drunk. Drunk Internet purchases are great. They are like little surprise gifts delivered by mail..."I don't remember ordering anything. What could this be"? "Neat".

 

No, no. You misunderstand. He's too lazy to actually type that sh*t in, he just wants an NFC reader on his computer so that he can make absolutely no effort at all.

 

indolence

ˈɪnd(ə)l(ə)ns/

noun

1. avoidance of activity or exertion; laziness.

 

 

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

No, no. You misunderstand. He's too lazy to actually type that sh*t in, he just wants an NFC reader on his computer so that he can make absolutely no effort at all.

Too much of a security risk for me. It's too easy to have details copied, or you lose the reader and then all your money and private details 'magically' disappear....

 

Some level of security needs to be kept and you need to be sober enough to remember those security details.

[russeler97]

 

 

Wouldn't it be good if computers/laptops/tables or even mobile phones had in built card machines, like a slot so you could put your card in and pay for things online much easier...

Hummm? Like PayPal? Or like any commerce site that let's you type in your card numbers? Why do we need a slot with a reader if we already can just type in our card numbers?

 

I do it all the time. Yup...even while drunk. Drunk Internet purchases are great. They are like little surprise gifts delivered by mail..."I don't remember ordering anything. What could this be"? "Neat".

 

No, no. You misunderstand. He's too lazy to actually type that sh*t in, he just wants an NFC reader on his computer so that he can make absolutely no effort at all.

 

indolence

ˈɪnd(ə)l(ə)ns/

noun

1. avoidance of activity or exertion; laziness.

 

 

 

Yes, i'm too lazy

Edited April 11, 2017 by russeler97

[Fuzzknuckles]

Now sure that this has to do with dyslexia.

 

Fun fact: 90% of people that claim to be dyslexic are actually just stupid.

[Jacobmaate]

That moment you realise:

1/9 = 0.11111...

2/9 = 0.22222...

3/9 = 0.33333...

4/9 = 0.44444...

etc..

 

But 9/9 isn't = 0.99999...

Mind = f*cked forever

[Mister Kay]

Follow that nine, brother.

[The Time Ranger]

How many forums must a man browse through, before he's considered a man?

[Fuzzknuckles]

How many forums must a man browse through, before he's considered a man?

9.

[Jolly Swagman]

How many forums must a man browse through, before he's considered a man?

Too many :

 

 

Edited April 11, 2017 by Jolly Swagman

[The Time Ranger]

There's a nice beat to that song.

[AlienTwo]

 

Help the dude to get his free nuggets for a year:

 

https://twitter.com/carterjwm/status/849813577770778624

 

(No, it's not my account)

Update to the story:

 

https://twitter.com/united/status/850531807779057664

 

Wonder if he gets a complementary beating by Chicago PD as well or if that's only for paying United customers.