Llama Chat vTK-421

[dudclub55]

I'm having painful thoughts about the kittens my mom threw away. I wonder if someone found them.

[Blondie]

I'm having painful thoughts about the kittens my mom threw away. I wonder if someone found them.

Did she really just threw them away? That's awful and disgusting. Couldn't she just bring the kittens to a animal shelter?

[dudclub55]

 

I'm having painful thoughts about the kittens my mom threw away. I wonder if someone found them.

Did she really just threw them away? That's awful and disgusting. Couldn't she just bring the kittens to a animal shelter?

 

 

Yep. She didn't care enough to try to find them a new home, so I tried giving them away myself and she just threw them out anyways.

e: also refuses to spay the queen cat who keeps giving birth. I considered doing it myself but the operation costs almost $200.

Edited April 10, 2017 by Buckminsterfullerene

[AlienTwo]

Airport police?

You think they'd have better training. Lovely to think even the bloody airport police now pose a threat to regular non-violent passengers.

Cez... these are American cops. The training IS the problem.

[ten-a-penny]

Y'all are making me think again about the US. lol

 

 

But for someone who's used to gunshots I don't think that living in the US would pose a threat, shootout wise. I've been through a war dammit.

[ciel]

tfw natasha was a fake, I feel played.

[AlienTwo]

Y'all are making me think again about the US. lol

 

 

But for someone who's used to gunshots I don't think that living in the US would pose a threat, shootout wise. I've been through a war dammit.

Just stay away from the really deadly places in the US; Elementary Schools, High Schools movie theaters and marathons and you should be fine.

tfw natasha was a fake, I feel played.

Wait.... we're doing this again?

[sreyazsec]

tfw natasha was a fake, I feel played.

Same here.

 

I was genuinely feeling bad for her when she told me about the blocked posts/ban threat.

I was all ready to defend her. Lesson learnt.

 

@Alien

 

Again? Had everyone already figured it out?

Edited April 10, 2017 by ceszayers

[AlienTwo]

 

tfw natasha was a fake, I feel played.

Same here.

 

I was genuinely feeling bad for her when she told me about the blocked posts/ban threat.

I was all ready to defend her. Lesson learnt.

 

@Alien

 

Again? Had everyone already figured it out?

 

Stick around here long enough, we all get burned. That's how you know you're a GTAF veteran... catfished en masse.

[V4S]

wow what the heck, I was wondering what happened to her, I'm totally out of the loop but I know its best not talked about.

 

Fuzzknuckles, congratulations on sticking around! You deserve your own thread for such a milestone!

[Rafae]

Damn wtf

[AlienTwo]

An update on the newest San Bernardino shooting, the dead victims are a teacher and an 8-year old student. The shooter was the teacher's husband, so in this case, personally I don't think "terrorism" is appropriate. This guy was an abusive mother-f*cker and Humanity is lucky he is dead and gone. Shame he had to take innocent life with him... wish i believed he was burning in Hell.

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/san-bernardino-school-shooting-four-wounded-murder-suicide-classroom-n744761

Edited April 11, 2017 by AlienTwo

[Kushology]

Damn..took his spouses life. I wonder what led to it.

[AlienTwo]

Damn..took his spouses life. I wonder what led to it.

"This is us"

[Kushology]

 

Damn..took his spouses life. I wonder what led to it.

"This is us"

I see in that article they separated..but still quite much. I'd go an entirely different direction and try to fix sh*t..not blow their brains out and then my own.

[Payne Killer]

All these hoes got dicks but I ain't fret nigga.

[Zello]

Payne just started Zellimus happy Zellimus everybody

 

Edited April 11, 2017 by Zello

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

4h40 am and good ol' uncle Absentis is back from his date that lasted about 7 houres(edit: correction, 5 houres)

 

Man, was that fun....and i mean fun besides the happy ending fun.

 

Not sure if he is my type, but i find his interests interesting.

 

He might be in jail soon though because of rape charges....also interesting, it is all so edgy i just was not ready for this night....now this is what i call interesting nights...

 

And no, he did not rape me or even attempt to rape me, otherwise i would either not be posting yet because of disposing a certain body or because being dead or gravely injured.

 

I mean, he attempted well....."kinda"-coitus, but when i told him to back off he instantly listened so....and this was all happening maybe in public, maybe not, and we might have been busted by a park watcher saying cops might or might not be patrolling the place.

 

and before that, i might or might have not had been driving his car under the influence of some liquor....you will never see me admit that !

 

and to top it all off, we went to play a card game i never heard about at some place pretty much for parlor game geeks, and we have planned to meet again sunday there when there will be some event going on.

 

o yea, pretty much had a really nice view at that park at some lookout tower that i never knew off...man, the sky was bright, full moon, and we pretty much could see all of ghent(and probably beyond) from there, being lit up by the night lights....isn't life just awsome !!!!

 

edit: my god, awsome story actually....and here i was thinking i got no life

Edited April 11, 2017 by Darth Absentis

[Rafae]

^wtf even is life

[DOUGL4S1]

People are out there on crazy rape-related dates and card games and sh*t and I'm here writting this post and listening to "We Are Number One" remixes...

Edited April 11, 2017 by DOUGL4S1

[V4S]

 

 

4h40 am and good ol' uncle Absentis is back from his date that lasted about 7 houres(edit: correction, 5 houres)

 

Man, was that fun....and i mean fun besides the happy ending fun.

 

Not sure if he is my type, but i find his interests interesting.

 

He might be in jail soon though because of rape charges....also interesting, it is all so edgy i just was not ready for this night....now this is what i call interesting nights...

 

And no, he did not rape me or even attempt to rape me, otherwise i would either not be posting yet because of disposing a certain body or because being dead or gravely injured.

 

I mean, he attempted well....."kinda"-coitus, but when i told him to back off he instantly listened so....and this was all happening maybe in public, maybe not, and we might have been busted by a park watcher saying cops might or might not be patrolling the place.

 

and before that, i might or might have not had been driving his car under the influence of some liquor....you will never see me admit that !

 

and to top it all off, we went to play a card game i never heard about at some place pretty much for parlor game geeks, and we have planned to meet again sunday there when there will be some event going on.

 

o yea, pretty much had a really nice view at that park at some lookout tower that i never knew off...man, the sky was bright, full moon, and we pretty much could see all of ghent(and probably beyond) from there, being lit up by the night lights....isn't life just awsome !!!!

 

edit: my god, awsome story actually....and here i was thinking i got no life

 

 

english is my second language but let me understand. so you're a gay under aged sea pup that got fondled by an older male at a public pond, went to play some cards and you're going to see them again sunday? what a day huh?!

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

 

4h40 am and good ol' uncle Absentis is back from his date that lasted about 7 houres(edit: correction, 5 houres)

 

Man, was that fun....and i mean fun besides the happy ending fun.

 

Not sure if he is my type, but i find his interests interesting.

 

He might be in jail soon though because of rape charges....also interesting, it is all so edgy i just was not ready for this night....now this is what i call interesting nights...

 

And no, he did not rape me or even attempt to rape me, otherwise i would either not be posting yet because of disposing a certain body or because being dead or gravely injured.

 

I mean, he attempted well....."kinda"-coitus, but when i told him to back off he instantly listened so....and this was all happening maybe in public, maybe not, and we might have been busted by a park watcher saying cops might or might not be patrolling the place.

 

and before that, i might or might have not had been driving his car under the influence of some liquor....you will never see me admit that !

 

and to top it all off, we went to play a card game i never heard about at some place pretty much for parlor game geeks, and we have planned to meet again sunday there when there will be some event going on.

 

o yea, pretty much had a really nice view at that park at some lookout tower that i never knew off...man, the sky was bright, full moon, and we pretty much could see all of ghent(and probably beyond) from there, being lit up by the night lights....isn't life just awsome !!!!

 

edit: my god, awsome story actually....and here i was thinking i got no life

 

 

english is my second language but let me understand. so you're a gay under aged sea pup that got fondled by an older male at a public pond, went to play some cards and you're going to see them again sunday? what a day huh?!

You understand wrong, the age on my profile is legit....and the guy is a 30 year old that is honestly looking...well....my age.

I am often said to look like 20 though.

 

the rest is about correct.

 

Now sing with me:

 

 

[V4S]

ooooo... I knew you were a baby harp seal and read you did not have a drivers license yet so I assumed you were under 18. welp, have fun playing find the quarter with your friend!

[Zello]

If it helps I found Payne's birth certificate

 

 

[Payne Killer]

Looks like my 3rd grade graduation photo.

[ShadowPerson]

So Darth you are dating older guys! Awwwh cute!

[Femme Fatale]

Old guys are grody. Every time one of them flirts with me, I simply ignore him. I could be a sassy bitch, and tell him to f*ck off, but nah.

[RedDagger]

People are out there on crazy rape-related dates and card games and sh*t and I'm here writting this post and listening to "We Are Number One" remixes...

I've spent like the last 30 hours doing nothing but listening to the new gorillaz remixes on repeat and goofing around in the source sdk

 

It's fine I promise

[ShadowPerson]

Old guys are grody. Every time one of them flirts with me, I simply ignore him. I could be a sassy bitch, and tell him to f*ck off, but nah.

 

Hey, you slut! I´m almost 30!

[Femme Fatale]

 

Old guys are grody. Every time one of them flirts with me, I simply ignore him. I could be a sassy bitch, and tell him to f*ck off, but nah.

Hey, you slut! I´m almost 30!

Sweetie, when I say old, I mean 40+. I'd still sleep with your cute ass.