Llama Chat vTK-421

[make total destroy]

so i took the job at the liquor store. i start wednesday.

 

any bets on how long it will last before i'm making blackout posts again?

[sivispacem]

45 minutes?

[make total destroy]

nah sivis, you're talking to a new me.

 

 

it will be at least an hour.

[sreyazsec]

Good Lord, I'm in love with Mia Goth.

I've never seen her in something where she's given a lot of screen time, but I just watched A Cure For Wellness and damn. I love the film and I love her.

[V4S]

I love your avatar

[ShadowPerson]

I love your avatar

 

Remember, tell her she is pretty.

Edited April 4, 2017 by ShadowPerson

[Travedge]

 

Lol an here I am playing Skyrim for the ten thousandth hour or some sh*t.

 

Picked up Dark Souls 3 so might get hooked on that sucker.

 

Got my van back after 800 dollars. A deer fucjing totaled it. Only thing i can blame is my dim ass headlightz. Just need to go to junkyard an get a drivers window an plastic crap grill an driver side blinker an more....an no ac for a while. Thats even more money Icant spend rite now!feelsgood an stressful m8s.

is it "should of seen the other guy" type of deal? Poor deer

Did you at least eat him/her

Naw. I was going about 55 on this really dark country road on my way to a concert in Chico California and literally like I see him like 10 minutes before I hit him and there's three of them I hit the one in the middle f****** hit the brakes at the same time slid sideways pulled over got out the check my car and then another car hit that deer and flipped into the air and f****** flewd past me there is nothing left of that food

 

Dude talk to text is cool for tellin stories in my way yee yee

Edited April 4, 2017 by Travedge

[Eram]

@Trave - I've been away for a while now, so do please indulge me, will ya?

Are you that addicted PBM that was around some months ago, or am I seeing it all wrong?...

 

Edit - Truly sorry (V) if off-topic....

Edited April 4, 2017 by Eram

[Mach1bud]

I've always wondered if a truly general chat topic was on the forums, looky here, I found it. I need to travel more. Well, click on different sections more.

[V4S]

The conversation is always good or interesting, stick around Mach.

[Natasha]

I've always wondered if a truly general chat topic was on the forums, looky here, I found it. I need to travel more. Well, click on different sections more.

 

3 years to find this place? I've got too much free time clearly.

[V4S]

Natasha, I'm calling it now, you're going to be "Best New Member 2017"

[Jimmy]

I've always wondered if a truly general chat topic was on the forums, looky here, I found it. I need to travel more. Well, click on different sections more.

And there I was thinking you'd never venture out of the non-GTA Sections.

[Natasha]

Natasha, I'm calling it now, you're going to be "Best New Member 2017"

I think that's stretching it a bit darling lol

[Rafae]

Nope, she just might be on to something!

[LincolnClay]

Actually, you just gave me an idea. I'm gonna vote Natasha as best new member, 2017.

 

 

 

Assuming somebody else doesn't earn that title...

[Megumi]

I still can't get over the fact that no one choosed me as the most improved member for 2016.

[LincolnClay]

I still can't get over the fact that no one choosed me as the most improved member for 2016.

Hey, if I knew you even existed, I would of would've mentioned you as well.

 

And if I knew that people got medals, I would have asked for people to vote for me. Or rig it myself.

[DangerZ0neX]

Truffles are apparently $168 per ounce in Europe, meanwhile, truffles are super abundant here in Saudi Arabia after rainy seasons and you can get $95 per kilo in Riyadh.

 

If we reduce this amount to ounces, you can get an ounce of truffles in here for less than $3. If we convert the amounts to weigh exactly a kilo and use the European price, that amount would sell for nearly $16K.

 

Wow, I think I found an easy way to get rich with the least amount of effort!

[Natasha]

Truffles are apparently $168 per ounce in Europe, meanwhile, truffles are super abundant here in Saudi Arabia after rainy seasons and you can get $95 per kilo in Riyadh.

 

If we reduce this amount to ounces, you can get an ounce of truffles in here for less than $3. If we convert the amounts to weigh exactly a kilo and use the European price, that amount would sell for nearly $16K.

 

Wow, I think I found an easy way to get rich with the least amount of effort!

But you'd need to incur the EU taxation which probably means it would cost you nearer $16k to send them to market haha!

[DangerZ0neX]

 

Truffles are apparently $168 per ounce in Europe, meanwhile, truffles are super abundant here in Saudi Arabia after rainy seasons and you can get $95 per kilo in Riyadh.

 

If we reduce this amount to ounces, you can get an ounce of truffles in here for less than $3. If we convert the amounts to weigh exactly a kilo and use the European price, that amount would sell for nearly $16K.

 

Wow, I think I found an easy way to get rich with the least amount of effort!

But you'd need to incur the EU taxation which probably means it would cost you nearer $16k to send them to market haha!

 

Oh... Screw that then, I'm selling it to Chinese billionaires.

[sivispacem]

Desert truffles and the types of truffle consumed in Europe (typically black/Périgord, summer and white/Madonna) are very, very different.

[DangerZ0neX]

I know that, I'm just sh*tposting to kill some time and ease my boredom.

[universetwisters]

I turned 21 today and I'm in New York City. Time to get drunk and sh*t idk

 

@lincolnclay - don't ask people to vote for you. Some dude who wrote a GTA 5 fanfiction before it came out sent PMs to everyone asking him to vote for him and he got banned or something

Edited April 4, 2017 by universetwisters

[Leftist Bastard]

 

Natasha, I'm calling it now, you're going to be "Best New Member 2017"

I think that's stretching it a bit darling lol

 

Run for parliament GTAF would vote in mass!

[Rhoda]

If you have to ask to be voted, you're probably not worth the medal. The phrase "you don't ask, you don't get" certainly doesn't pertain to ePenis enlargement.

 

In other news, I just wanted to share with you all how much I love BBQ sauce. I'm a simple man. I don't spend much money, I don't have many beliefs and I keep myself to myself. I don't want for much, but I do like BBQ sauce a great deal. Whenever I go out to eat, I deliberately engineer the decision to sway towards BBQ sauce. Every week or so I go out for dinner with my missus and my mum for a catch up and I always suggest the same place. She's fine with it because there's a free salad starter deal and she quite likes coleslaw. We're both winners. I win because they do this sauce which is like a thick treacle infused with bourbon and BBQ sauce. Every time I go I'm sorely tempted to slip it into my missus' handbag and play dumb if we're caught. She's well aware of my plan. I'm not about to get her frisked at a carvery for some sauce. I like it, but I don't like it that badly. I often think about what it would be like to just drink it, so I'm in the process of developing a new drink. It's essentially a Bloody Mary but with a heavy BBQ sauce influence. You don't really have to replace anything, maybe throw out the celery in favour of a crispy bacon strip, but I don't want to go overboard.

 

I just like BBQ sauce.

[DOUGL4S1]

Hershey's made a chocolate cream to go against Nutella, and it is 10x better! it is a bit more expensive (at least here) but I found it cheap and it is f*cking amazing.

 

And now I don't want to eat Nutella again, it sucks.

Edited April 4, 2017 by DOUGL4S1

[Natasha]

Whenever I go out to eat, I deliberately engineer the decision to sway towards BBQ sauce.

I do this however it's with garlic and mushrooms. Don't ask! I've always been fond of them, but recently if I can't have them when I'm out I turn into a bit of a drama queen!

[vizs]

 

Whenever I go out to eat, I deliberately engineer the decision to sway towards BBQ sauce.

I do this however it's with garlic and mushrooms. Don't ask! I've always been fond of them, but recently if I can't have them when I'm out I turn into a bit of a drama queen!

 

GARLIC?! I just hate garlic, it's tastes bad for me and it stinks.

Edited April 4, 2017 by The_Human

[No Use For A Name]

Natasha, I'm calling it now, you're going to be "Best New Member 2017"

 

At this point, it's like college football. It's even odds on Alabama or the field (of 121 other teams)