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Llama Chat vTK-421


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This "mother I'd like to f*ck" is begining to sound more like "my teacher, a lady, who i don't have sexual feelings for but she has a nice ass."

 

MTALWIDHHSFBSHNA

 

My favorites.

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Business. Law. Is. A. Bitch. And. A. Half

 

 

Omfg it's by far the most stressful of all the courses I'm taking right now and probably the most stressful in this entire BBA program after Business Calculus. So glad I finished the HW associated with it tonight.. took me a good 4-5 hours. 3-4 of those hours just getting in the right state of mind ugh.

 

 

TIME TO CELEBRATE

 

 

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straight people are weird

 

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You are handsome :)

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I can't say I've ever seen a magpie do anything that fierce and violent (especially to a human) but as a child I saw a group of five magpies rip apart a sparrow on a rooftop on my way to school :/

I've only ever saw a single magpie and in truth I just divert my gaze to avoid badluck :lol:

 

You don't do the 'morning major' or 'one for sorrow, two for joy' etc?

 

I thought it was a common thing to do that.

I've been doing that nearly my entire life.

 

I learned that one later in life, but in fairness I became so superstitious I just don't beleive it'll work so I still divert my gaze even in my 30's :lol:
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Leftist Bastard

 

Arthur Fookin Shelby, you fookin nobhead, stop encouraging them.

you f*cking what cheese ass, ill knock you the f*ck out

 

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Shalom!

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

"Filf"...does that term also exist ?

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Let's not f*cking dwell on that, it's a brand new page and maybe it can not be f*cking weird sh*t?

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Let's not f*cking dwell on that, it's a brand new page and maybe it can not be f*cking weird sh*t?

 

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Let's not f*cking dwell on that, it's a brand new page and maybe it can not be f*cking weird sh*t?

 

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Let's not f*cking dwell on that, it's a brand new page and maybe it can not be f*cking weird sh*t?

 

 

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Let's not f*cking dwell on that, it's a brand new page and maybe it can not be f*cking weird sh*t?

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>fun dip

>not dip dab

 

GET OUT

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"Random Chat" != "meme and Shutterstock spam"

 

Let's take a timeout whilst we learn the above lesson.

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Okay, let's try this again.

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The Time Ranger

First!!!!, wait a minute this isn't YouTube.

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First!!!!, wait a minute this isn't YouTube.

This is why we can't have nice things. I feel like the message from the shutdown was "this is random chat, not spam"

 

But I don't even understand what "lulz" are, so...

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The Time Ranger

 

First!!!!, wait a minute this isn't YouTube.

This is why we can't have nice things. I feel like the message from the shutdown was "this is random chat, not spam"

 

But I don't even understand what "lulz" are, so...

It was only a joke, perhaps a misjudged one but not intended to be spam.
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German and Canadian coffee taste absolutely wonderful, but American coffee just tastes like watered-down engine oil.

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Hello guy. I am wonder, dae storke dong? jaja is that a very funny? i like the sex and the chicken choke.

Imagination a milf. haha funny it remind me of a mcchcikens :)

 

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I think I'm going to stay away from the scales and stick to photo evidence.

The scales are making me paranoid.

 

Photo evidence seems to be better considering the whole losing fat weight but gaining muscle weight issue. Scales are just throwing me off.

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The longest penis I have seen with my own eyes was on a donkey in Sudan. It was remarkable and could not be ignored, rendering the donkey into a pentapod of sorts. Them f*ckers are hung, I’ll have you know.

 

How about you folks?

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I think I'm going to stay away from the scales and stick to photo evidence.

The scales are making me paranoid.

 

Photo evidence seems to be better considering the whole losing fat weight but gaining muscle weight issue. Scales are just throwing me off.

What program are you running for weight loss?

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Alright, listen up you knuckleheads. In reference to the recent lock, if the spam gets out of hand in here again I'll be handing out temps. If you like having a chat topic, take care of it.

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I think I'm going to stay away from the scales and stick to photo evidence.

The scales are making me paranoid.

 

Photo evidence seems to be better considering the whole losing fat weight but gaining muscle weight issue. Scales are just throwing me off.

That's actually a great idea, as you can loose fat while gaining muscle for an overall healthier lifestyle and better look, but the scale might not move much. Muscle is much denser and heaver than fat.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

I read somewhere that around this period of time baby harp seals get born.

Man...i wish i could afford a trip to the north of Canada now. :D

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I think I'm going to stay away from the scales and stick to photo evidence.

The scales are making me paranoid.

 

Photo evidence seems to be better considering the whole losing fat weight but gaining muscle weight issue. Scales are just throwing me off.

 

It's good to monitor weight, but I wouldn't have it as the primary. I've lost 104 lbs / 47 kg in the last year and half but more importantly, I've lost 10 inches around my waist. My way of monitoring was just lavish shopping sprees

 

shopping is fun, is what im getting at here

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