Llama Chat vTK-421

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

@voodoo my dcorion is an italian scorpion "Euscorpius italicus"(could be i just butchered the latin name)

Have to say though...it might actually have been a kinda accidental stab tbh...not sure.

 

That being said...the little one i got is a real runner and threatener once disturbed...but yea...they are also not suposed to be really agressive and using their stinger much...except of course when pregnant or carrying young and such.

 

Edit: also scooping mine up from the side is hard considering its 2cm long max with tail stretched...my fingers must be like great american walls to the thing.

Edited March 1, 2017 by Darth Absentis

[sreyazsec]

 

I can't say I've ever seen a magpie do anything that fierce and violent (especially to a human) but as a child I saw a group of five magpies rip apart a sparrow on a rooftop on my way to school

I've only ever saw a single magpie and in truth I just divert my gaze to avoid badluck

 

You don't do the 'morning major' or 'one for sorrow, two for joy' etc?

 

I thought it was a common thing to do that.

I've been doing that nearly my entire life.

[ciel]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't say I've ever seen a magpie do anything that fierce and violent (especially to a human) but as a child I saw a group of five magpies rip apart a sparrow on a rooftop on my way to school

I've only ever saw a single magpie and in truth I just divert my gaze to avoid badluck

 

 

You don't do the 'morning major' or 'one for sorrow, two for joy' etc?

 

I thought it was a common thing to do that.

I've been doing that nearly my entire life.

 

 

I do this aswell aha, my mother brought me up to say that whenever I see them.

 

don't really know where to post this but I finally rearranged my games. Not many as I thought, I have quite a few digital games tho. The only physical that's missing is Star Ocean, my brother's girlfriend is taking forever to finish it.

My PS3 games aren't visible, the others is for my 3DS

 

My room is a shoebox and so basically everything I own is in a stack of bedroom cabinets

 

p.s my light switch is stained with fake tan, yeah it looks filthy.

 

 

 

[dudclub55]

 

Chickens also eat each other, I got two hens with about 20 chicks, one of the hens (younger one) attacked a chick belonging to the other hen and her chicks were pecking its corpse, we let the hen go in a field to fend for herself, I assume she got eaten by a badger or a fox because she was clueless when we left her, also chickens get addicted to eating own eggs.

Chickens are f*cking hardcore. Used to think it was funny seeing them eat KFC and thinking they were pretty brutal but then you see one of the c*nts get just a tiny wound with bugger all blood coming out of it and then the rest of the flock just starts laying into it and start pecking and hacking into it hardcore and realise they are full on cannibalistic bastards. They were some scary looking chickens as well - my housemate/land lord at the time had fed them up on those grower pellets packed full of steroids their whole live rather than just for the few months until they start laying. Those f*ckers came almost up to your waist and were all lean and muscular looking and coloured like Dobermans with black bodies and tan heads.

 

 

[Femme Fatale]

@Candy Suxxx I want that Mew doll, it's cute!

Edited March 1, 2017 by Achlys

[feckyerlife]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't say I've ever seen a magpie do anything that fierce and violent (especially to a human) but as a child I saw a group of five magpies rip apart a sparrow on a rooftop on my way to school

I've only ever saw a single magpie and in truth I just divert my gaze to avoid badluck

 

 

You don't do the 'morning major' or 'one for sorrow, two for joy' etc?

 

I thought it was a common thing to do that.

I've been doing that nearly my entire life.

 

 

I do this aswell aha, my mother brought me up to say that whenever I see them.

 

don't really know where to post this but I finally rearranged my games. Not many as I thought, I have quite a few digital games tho. The only physical that's missing is Star Ocean, my brother's girlfriend is taking forever to finish it.

My PS3 games aren't visible, the others is for my 3DS

 

My room is a shoebox and so basically everything I own is in a stack of bedroom cabinets

 

p.s my light switch is stained with fake tan, yeah it looks filthy.

 

 

 

 

you're missing FFXV

[Voodoo]

@voodoo my dcorion is an italian scorpion "Euscorpius italicus"(could be i just butchered the latin name)

Have to say though...it might actually have been a kinda accidental stab tbh...not sure.

 

That being said...the little one i got is a real runner and threatener once disturbed...but yea...they are also not suposed to be really agressive and using their stinger much...except of course when pregnant or carrying young and such.

 

Edit: also scooping mine up from the side is hard considering its 2cm long max with tail stretched...my fingers must be like great american walls to the thing.

Ah, I was picturing a much larger scorpion like the Pandinus Imperator I had.

 

 

She was even a bit bigger than this one but totally docile and easy to handle. Smaller wood scorpions like yours are still pretty tame but more skittish due to their size.

[ciel]

@feckyerlife that's next on my list. Trying to finish the games I already have before I buy new ones lol

[feckyerlife]

 

@voodoo my dcorion is an italian scorpion "Euscorpius italicus"(could be i just butchered the latin name)

Have to say though...it might actually have been a kinda accidental stab tbh...not sure.

 

That being said...the little one i got is a real runner and threatener once disturbed...but yea...they are also not suposed to be really agressive and using their stinger much...except of course when pregnant or carrying young and such.

 

Edit: also scooping mine up from the side is hard considering its 2cm long max with tail stretched...my fingers must be like great american walls to the thing.

Ah, I was picturing a much larger scorpion like the Pandinus Imperator I had.

 

 

She was even a bit bigger than this one but totally docile and easy to handle. Smaller wood scorpions like yours are still pretty tame but more skittish due to their size.

 

what is wrong with you people.

[rtie]

I'm gonna name my kid Pandinus Imperator.

 

new page, great, all context is out the window

Edited March 1, 2017 by Arthur Fookin Shelby

[V4S]

Is anyone else paranoid like me where if you see a food label that expires on April 1st, you automatically think the food manufacturer is playing a joke on you?

[Payne Killer]

I almost got into a fist fight today, some f*cking asshole almost ran me off the road so I followed him and we both end up pulling to the side of an empty road, the guy was way older than me and bigger but I didn't give a f*ck, f*cking piece of sh*t could of killed me and I just wanted to beat the living sh*t out of him. Then some cop car comes down the road and starts hassling us, we both got fined lmao. I gotta pay $50 dollars at court next week, f*ck this sh*t.

[Sombra]

r/thingsthatdidnthappen

[OfficialTwiggz]

Dude it's only fifty bucks. You'll be fine.

[sreyazsec]

Arthur Fookin Shelby, you fookin nobhead, stop encouraging them.

[AlienTwo]

I almost got into a fist fight today, some f*cking asshole almost ran me off the road so I followed him and we both end up pulling to the side of an empty road, the guy was way older than me and bigger but I didn't give a f*ck, f*cking piece of sh*t could of killed me and I just wanted to beat the living sh*t out of him. Then some cop car comes down the road and starts hassling us, we both got fined lmao. I gotta pay $50 dollars at court next week, f*ck this sh*t.

Wow... that sucks, dude. What was your ticket for?? DWM?

[rtie]

Arthur Fookin Shelby, you fookin nobhead, stop encouraging them.

you f*cking what cheese ass, ill knock you the f*ck out

[SeroH]

Is anyone else paranoid like me where if you see a food label that expires on April 1st, you automatically think the food manufacturer is playing a joke on you?

 

 

That was really smart

 

 

 

[Rafae]

College is stressing me tf out This degree program is taking literally everything out of me it's not even funny

 

 

The workload is on another level compared to the diploma I took for the same major (Marketing) and at the same college too. Ugh I'm almost done as I have ~ 10 courses or so left (not sure if this semester is included or not) but that's what it says on my academic requirements page. I'm 75-80% of the way done so I can't back out now but god damn it.. every time I think about even touching the work for each class I instantly get stressed.

[ciel]

sexual favors can go a long way

[Rafae]

sexual favors can go a long way

 

All my profs are male

 

 

 

The only female prof I have is an ugly milf

 

[ciel]

Paper bag with air holes, so you dont have to look at her face obviously. E - in reply to your gif below, I'll f*cking end you

Edited March 2, 2017 by XXI

[Rafae]

[The Dedito Gae]

Lol i f*cking have to leave my house and move again with my mom to our old hotel i want to be boiled alive lmao

[Rafae]

Paper bag with air holes, so you dont have to look at her face obviously. E - in reply to your gif below, I'll f*cking end you

 

You love me

[AlienTwo]

Lol i f*cking have to leave my house and move again with my mom to our old hotel i want to be boiled alive lmao

Come up to Colorado, you can stay in my guest room.

[sreyazsec]

 

sexual favors can go a long way

The only female prof I have is an ugly milf

 

 

Wait, how is one a milf and also ugly?

You have confused me so.

[Rafae]

 

 

sexual favors can go a long way

The only female prof I have is an ugly milf

 

 

Wait, how is one a milf and also ugly?

You have confused me so.

 

 

She's got the body but not the face lmao

[AlienTwo]

 

 

 

sexual favors can go a long way

The only female prof I have is an ugly milf

 

 

Wait, how is one a milf and also ugly?

You have confused me so.

 

 

She's got the body but not the face lmao

 

So... not so much a MILF but more like a Buttaface old lady?

[Rafae]

 

 

 

 

sexual favors can go a long way

The only female prof I have is an ugly milf

 

 

Wait, how is one a milf and also ugly?

You have confused me so.

 

 

She's got the body but not the face lmao

 

So... not so much a MILF but more like a Buttaface old lady?

 

 

She's not old lol she's like 35-40 yrs old