Llama Chat vTK-421

[ShadowPerson]

hola motherf*ckers!

[Travedge]

Back on topic to mcds burgers. I know peeps who will buy like 30 mcdoubles, put them in a cooler then live off them at Burning Man or some other musuc festival. I could not no, sorry.

[feckyerlife]

mcd's prices are so screwed up now. i remember when a mcdouble was $1, now its the same price as a fish fillet

[Sombra]

I miss my old toaster, it was big enough to fit four slices in one go meaning that I could have eight slices in total. The one I have now only allows for two in one go meaning that by the time I've made eight the first four are already getting cold. I could combat this by toasting four slices but not putting any butter on them, making the next four and then giving the first toasted ones another quick blast but that is too time consuming when I'm hungry. I've also noted that the sliding lever on the toaster I currently have tends to stick sometimes, probably because of the fact the toaster was dropped at some point and the slider is slightly crooked causing the mechanism to stick - I could use this as reasoning to replace the toaster for a larger model, however the current toaster essentially limits my toast intake to four slices and a larger one would increase the amount of bread I'd use, and also likely have a negative impact my cholesterol levels as my butter intake would also increase and I enjoy my toast inundated with butter. Health and money wise I know the smaller unit is better but my gluttony is exuberated tenfold when I make four slices and still have an appetite afterwards.

[Andreaz1]

Or you could eat the ones you've made while the next ones are toasting?

Edited February 27, 2017 by Andreaz1

[AlienTwo]

I miss my old toaster, it was big enough to fit four slices in one go meaning that I could have eight slices in total. The one I have now only allows for two in one go meaning that by the time I've made eight the first four are already getting cold. I could combat this by toasting four slices but not putting any butter on them, making the next four and then giving the first toasted ones another quick blast but that is too time consuming when I'm hungry. I've also noted that the sliding lever on the toaster I currently have tends to stick sometimes, probably because of the fact the toaster was dropped at some point and the slider is slightly crooked causing the mechanism to stick - I could use this as reasoning to replace the toaster for a larger model, however the current toaster essentially limits my toast intake to four slices and a larger one would increase the amount of bread I'd use, and also likely have a negative impact my cholesterol levels as my butter intake would also increase and I enjoy my toast inundated with butter. Health and money wise I know the smaller unit is better but my gluttony is exuberated tenfold when I make four slices and still have an appetite afterwards.

I feel you. I replaced mine with a "toaster oven" thinking I could fit 4 peices in bread in there so it would be just as good.

 

Don't be like me. That was a mistake.

[trip]

I didn't replace my last toaster. I've totally gotten into using the broiler or oven. The broiler is great for instant toast. The only drawback is if you walk away for a second you may burn your house down...bread goes from bread to toast in a matter of seconds.

Edited February 27, 2017 by trip

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I feel like wanting to hug...but all i got is seabert

 

Ah well

[AlienTwo]

Our microwave died, amazing how easy it is go get along with out one if you have to.

[Femme Fatale]

I feel like wanting to hug...but all i got is seabert

 

Ah well

I'm here for you.

[Sombra]

Or you could eat the ones you've made while the next ones are toasting?

 

But then I'd be stood in the kitchen and couldn't enjoy episodes of Miami Vice whilst eating my toast unless I streamed them to my phone which would not be an enjoyable dining experience.

[Andreaz1]

But then I'd be stood in the kitchen and couldn't enjoy episodes of Miami Vice whilst eating my toast unless I streamed them to my phone which would not be an enjoyable dining experience.

You could take the toaster, bread, cholesterol and whatever else with you to wherever your TV is. So many options Edited February 27, 2017 by Andreaz1

[AlienTwo]

 

Or you could eat the ones you've made while the next ones are toasting?

 

But then I'd be stood in the kitchen and couldn't enjoy episodes of Miami Vice whilst eating my toast unless I streamed them to my phone which would not be an enjoyable dining experience.

 

You have a light, right "BLAZE"? Just make your own toast.

[Sombra]

So you're saying I should fill my bong with bread? Gotcha.

[sreyazsec]

What on earth is a toaster oven and why is it different to a toaster or an oven?

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

I feel like wanting to hug...but all i got is seabert

Ah well

I'm here for you.

R

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[dudclub55]

Ooh, whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

[rtie]

^you guys are f*cking weird

What on earth is a toaster oven and why is it different to a toaster or an oven?

 

It's basically a toaster on its side like a microwave so you can actually see how the toast is doing, it makes a lot more sense than an ordinary toaster but I don't have one.

Edited February 27, 2017 by Arthur Fookin Shelby

[trip]

^you guys are f*cking weird

 

What on earth is a toaster oven and why is it different to a toaster or an oven?

 

It's basically a toaster on its side like a microwave so you can actually see how the toast is doing, it makes a lot more sense than an ordinary toaster but I don't have one.

They always seem like a good idea. Then always turn to sh*t and never fulfill the dream.

*Not mine. I learned my lesson the required few times.

Edited February 27, 2017 by trip

[sreyazsec]

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Maybe it's just me but that seems awfully pointless.

[rtie]

Maybe you should stop cooking dolls in there trip.

[Sombra]

Real OG's put cheese on toast then put it in a normal toaster on it's side then combine the two halves. Minus the potential housefire it works well 70% of the time.

[Femme Fatale]

Ooh, whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

Bottoms don't wear jimmy hats.

[trip]

They have their defenders. Weirdos.

 

 

 

*i'll just leave this there here...out 'a place.

Edited February 27, 2017 by trip

[rtie]

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Maybe it's just me but that seems awfully pointless.

Doesn't have to be just toast, you can put anything in there; pizza, roast chicken, bread.

[sreyazsec]

Why would a normal human being put chicken in a damn toaster oven??

There's so many questions and concerns I have.

[rtie]

They're for bozos like me who accidentally leave the gas on and go play GTA until they start feeling whoozy and realise they left the gas on.

[Femme Fatale]

They're for bozos like me who accidentally leave the gas on and go play GTA until they start feeling whoozy and realise they left the gas on.

Haha, been there done that.

[The Time Ranger]

I leave my bread out in the sun for nature to toast it for me, it takes several hours and I have to fight off wild animals for it but it makes me feel like a real man.

[dudclub55]

 

Ooh, whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

Bottoms don't wear jimmy hats.

 

 

I don't even..