Llama Chat vTK-421

[Pavle]

tfw you dislocate your shoulder while playing Just Dance

[JON22]

This week has told me everyone is a c*nt. Because I live in a block of flats on the top (third) floor, I have to step over any bodily fluids on the stairs. Normally it's easily-dodged spit from c*nts smoking weed, but some f*ck decided it was a good idea to puke instead. Sick stunk of beer. Had to clean a bit so I could step round it with my dog. Luckily the cleaners were due to clean the lobby the next day.

 

Then after 3a.m 2 c*nt neighbours decided it was a good idea to blast their TVs.

 

f*ck the scummy human race.

[The Dedito Gae]

tfw you dislocate your shoulder while playing Just Dance

Wuss.

[Pavle]

 

tfw you dislocate your shoulder while playing Just Dance

Wuss.

 

 

 

guess i win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[The Dedito Gae]

 

 

tfw you dislocate your shoulder while playing Just Dance

Wuss.

 

 

 

guess i win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well the jerk store called, they are running out of you!!

[Pavle]

 

 

 

tfw you dislocate your shoulder while playing Just Dance

Wuss.

 

 

 

guess i win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well the jerk store called, they are running out of you!!

 

 

 

if you want to keep throwing bad insults you can message me via one of the 600+ pm's we have

[OfficialTwiggz]

So I got high in front of my parents for the first time last night.

 

Long story short, we're moving to Colorado on Thursday, and their friends brought over a wax pen. (Last time I smoker was flower back in 2013) and since the topic of Colorado came up with my parents transfer, I've been doing my research. Step dad says "look at what your baby is doing, honey" (I'm 25 btw) and I took a big drag off of the pen and said "it's no different than you drinking that beer or mom drinking that wine right now"

 

Feels good to actually educate parents.

[The Dedito Gae]

if you want to keep throwing bad insults you can message me via one of the 600+ pm's we have

No, your humiliation must be public.

 

 

Ok i'll stop now. Pls don't ban me

 

[GIRR]

Aw young love

[make total destroy]

RIP in peace helicopters

[Nick1020]

That thread was hilarious.

Edited February 25, 2017 by Nick1020

[Femme Fatale]

RIP in peace helicopters

Who's the tall guy on the left? Looks like Freddie Mercury.

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[The Time Ranger]

Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge humming and the second one, now thats the sound of a man humming.

[Handsome Jack]

Using this website while on LSD is so f*cking hard this whole f*cking website is spinning

Edited February 25, 2017 by The Happy Clown

[Voodoo]

It's even worse on DSL.

[Handsome Jack]

your avatar of that cat spinning is crazy I don't know how to say it

[AlienTwo]

So I got high in front of my parents for the first time last night.

 

Long story short, we're moving to Colorado on Thursday, and their friends brought over a wax pen. (Last time I smoker was flower back in 2013) and since the topic of Colorado came up with my parents transfer, I've been doing my research. Step dad says "look at what your baby is doing, honey" (I'm 25 btw) and I took a big drag off of the pen and said "it's no different than you drinking that beer or mom drinking that wine right now"

 

Feels good to actually educate parents.

How'd you do? I can't imagine going from nothing for 3-4 years then straight to a wax vape...

 

Also, welcome to Colorado! Whereabouts you moving? Like, as specific as you can get...

[OfficialTwiggz]

 

So I got high in front of my parents for the first time last night.

 

Long story short, we're moving to Colorado on Thursday, and their friends brought over a wax pen. (Last time I smoker was flower back in 2013) and since the topic of Colorado came up with my parents transfer, I've been doing my research. Step dad says "look at what your baby is doing, honey" (I'm 25 btw) and I took a big drag off of the pen and said "it's no different than you drinking that beer or mom drinking that wine right now"

 

Feels good to actually educate parents.

How'd you do? I can't imagine going from nothing for 3-4 years then straight to a wax vape...

 

Also, welcome to Colorado! Whereabouts you moving? Like, as specific as you can get...

I did alright, I assume. Didn't really know what I was getting myself into, so I took three baby hits the first 10-15 minutes. Waited and didn't feel anything, so I asked how much he had. He said he had more at the house and I could basically kill his pen. So I held onto it for another 15 minutes puffing away, waiting after every hit. When I had to start thinking very carefully of what I had to say, that's when I knew I was getting high. Gave the pen back, and laughed, conversated and then went back inside to play some playstation. Slept like a f*cking baby, dude. My bed felt brand new, I loved it.

 

Also, Parker CO. 20-30 mins south of Denver.

[GIRR]

your avatar of that cat spinning is crazy I don't know how to say it

 

What movie is your sig from? I have had a couple clown enduced nightmares that were similar to your sig

[Femme Fatale]

 

your avatar of that cat spinning is crazy I don't know how to say it

 

What movie is your sig from? I have had a couple clown enduced nightmares that were similar to your sigIt's from this short film.

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[LincolnClay]

Using this website while on LSD is so f*cking hard this whole f*cking website is spinning

How'd you get here with all that LSD, man?

[Rafae]

Slammed my thumb into the car door while getting dropped off for work

 

It happened so quick I pulled my thumb out so fast after closing the door but the damage was already done Currently have some cotton tissue wrapped around with some tape over it to keep it covered. Any suggestions as to how long I should keep the tissue and tape on? It's starting to get annoying...

[Michael]

It happened so quick I pulled my thumb out so fast after closing the door but the damage was already done. Currently have some cotton tissue wrapped around with some tape over it to keep it covered. Any suggestions as to how long I should keep the tissue and tape on? It's starting to get annoying...

Ah, that sucks. We used to own a old Jeep Grand Cherokee and this one specific time, my stepfather dropped me off at scouting. The doors of the Jeep are very heavy so I once closed the door and my thumb got stuck as well. My step father immediately opened the door so luckily it didn't take too long but it wasn't a very pleasant feeling.. Luckily I didn't need my thumb covered with tape so I can't give you advice on that but maybe you can ask your parents for advice about that?

[trip]

Slammed my thumb into the car door while getting dropped off for work

 

It happened so quick I pulled my thumb out so fast after closing the door but the damage was already done Currently have some cotton tissue wrapped around with some tape over it to keep it covered. Any suggestions as to how long I should keep the tissue and tape on? It's starting to get annoying...

Is it bleeding? If not ditch the tissue and tape and go for a bag of ice.

 

Pretty sure this injury happens to everyone(at least once) and unless sh*t is crushed, broken, bleeding, severed then you just have to 'walk it off'. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

[sreyazsec]

Slammed my thumb into the car door while getting dropped off for work

 

It happened so quick I pulled my thumb out so fast after closing the door but the damage was already done Currently have some cotton tissue wrapped around with some tape over it to keep it covered. Any suggestions as to how long I should keep the tissue and tape on? It's starting to get annoying...

 

I shut a car door on my fourth finger when I was about 14 I think. The door closed completely, my finger didn't even break. Just had a deep black line.

 

I think you should go and make sure it's not broken, the last thing you want is for it to heal wrong, IF it is broken. Aside from that, you should be fine. Get it checked though.

[dudclub55]

Reminds me of that one time i had 4 fingers stuck in an elevator door. I wonder what would've happened if the elevator started moving.

[OfficialTwiggz]

I've been getting an iced coffee from Dunkin' Donuts for the last three years. Every. Single. Day.

 

I gotta change my habits.

[GIRR]

I once got 11 mcchickens from MCDs. I was known as the mcchicken guy. Slightly embarrassing

[sreyazsec]

Eating cooked food nearly always makes my headaches go away. I'm pretty happy about that.

[Travedge]

Eating cooked food nearly always makes my headaches go away. I'm pretty happy about that.

Could be related to hunger an or some nutritional deficiency. I get headaches after the stomach growling stage of hunger. Usually on a day I got jack sh*t to do with. Dont eat breakfest to 1 pm cause ill f*ck around on internet while in bed for several hours. Bad decisions.