Llama Chat vTK-421

[Mr. Scratch]

Nah, I don't like getting stuff for my birthday so I always tell people not to get me anything. I don't really like Christmas or being reminded that I'm getting older.

 

Which is why I turn off my phone/faceballs notifications every year.

 

Thanks for the birthday message tho, Phil!

[trip]

It's officially Christmas Eve here and I'm sucking on a chocolate.

 

What about you guys?

Putting the pugs in the car and driving out to see their brother pug in the country...oh and my mother too.

 

My sister had a later in life kid so I have a 7 year old nephew*. My only nephew. They were here on Thursday and he asked if he could try GTA. I put him in passive mode because he's not allowed gun games. Well...passive mode went off soon enough and he went on killing spree at the beach.

 

Long story short he cut a deal with my sister. He now has GTA and is only allowed to play when uncle Trip invites him to a private session. No single player, no playing by himself, and he has to keep it a secret.

 

So at some point I suspect my xmas eve will be the (communications challenge involved) setting up of his character.

 

 

*if you ever see me online playing minecraft...that's why. Heck, I even have to roll play SpongeBob in minecraft. I'm Patrick.

Edited December 24, 2016 by trip

[Mr. Scratch]

 

It's officially Christmas Eve here and I'm sucking on a chocolate.

 

What about you guys?

 

 

Long story short he cut a deal with my sister. He now has GTA and is only allowed to play when uncle Trip invites him to a private session. No single player, no playing by himself, and he has to keep it a secret.

 

 

Pff, yeah right, kid's gonna be eyes deep in that game the second his mom's not around.

[trip]

I know.

 

Kids...

 

 

That's why I don't have 'em.

[Mr. Scratch]

Pugs are cooler than kids anyway.

[LincolnClay]

Pugs are cooler than kids anyway.

Lol yes they might be.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Scorpions are even cooler right ?

[JON22]

My neighbour who lives underneath me just tried to burn the block of flats down after falling asleep boiling chicken......again. In 2 weeks. After 2 in the morning. And sleeping through the blaringly loud smoke alarm you can hear from round the corner if you're outside.

 

Only reason he's not dead from smoke inhalation (again) is because my brother was still up and phoned nine hundred and ninety nine for the fire brigade.

[Hullian111]

While looking up French CVPIs for a texture job, I trawled through forums, Google Translate at the ready, and it produced this quote.

 

If you own a rare car, remember this.

Of two one is on a forum of mutual aid, all the pationné can not pass every day. You must be patient in life. So since this is an uncommon car, the few people who know it will be rarer so more plausible waiting.

EDIT: Found another one, this sounds poetic.

 

I saw one, I saw one last week!
The cops inside did not look great at ease!
Imagine you controls you expect to hear:
NYPD hands on the wheel!
And did you in fact:
Municipal Police your papers please.
With the Southern accent we love.
It is halucinating this tank in the streets of Montpellier

 

 

Edited December 24, 2016 by Hullian111

[Sombra]

ITSN EARLY CHRISTMAS IM GONNA f*ck EGG NOG

[ciel]

Now don't get banned again lel

Ikr? He can't risk having my ass as his profile pic anymore, thank god.

 

Wishing everyone happy holidays and hope ya'll have a good 2017. ❄

Edited December 24, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Mr. Scratch]

My parents got me a bottle of soy milk for Xmas. Well, at least they know I wasn't joking.

[dudclub55]

My parents got me a bottle of soy milk for Xmas. Well, at least they know I wasn't joking.

 

but SOY MILK GIVES YOU TITS.

[Mr. Scratch]

And whiskey puts hair on your chest and a hole in your liver. I drink both so I can balance it out.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

If i be drunk i am drunk in style....completely sh*ttalking like crazy, saying things i better do not say and starting to act even more childish then before.

 

Tonight i'm sober though....time for gtao heists

[trip]

Cameron, the like wasn't for the throwing up section.

 

I'm not drunk but I've been drinking since 10:30AM. Yup... Started my morning with mimosas for holiday brunch at my mother's place. Been doing my regular Yuengling Porters since I've been home. Kind of hard to get drunk off of porter...so damn thick...the beer ya eat with a fork.

[The Dedito Gae]

Lmao bye waist line!

[dudclub55]

And whiskey puts hair on your chest and a hole in your liver. I drink both so I can balance it out.

 

It actually doesn't though, there isn't any evidence proving phytoestrogens in reasonable quantities raises estrogen levels. If anything, soy milk is really good for your manhood since it doesn't clog up your dick arteries like cow's milk and has anticancer properties.

[ShadowPerson]

Merry Christmas everyone on GTAForums, at least for those who celebrate it and happy holidays to the rest of you who officially will end up in Hell.

Edited December 25, 2016 by Zambrano

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

If hell has baby seals and hot men while heaven is all about worshiping an either near powerless entity or one that does not exist i take satan.

Edited December 25, 2016 by Darth Absentis

[Megumi]

Merry Christmas. What a wild run 2016 was. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3D2016%26amp%3Dtrue

[make total destroy]

tell me something awesome, gtaf

[DangerZ0neX]

Happy Holidays, you lovely loons.

Edited December 26, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[LincolnClay]

Happy Holidays, you lovely loons. Have some moron yelling ironically at a chicken, but just so you know, don't wear earphones.

https://youtu.be/cVr9BRW64wM

Instructions not clear, ears permanently damaged. But seriously, what did that innocent little fellow do to get this torture?

[Vanzant]

^

 

Dunno, but your video led me to watching children cry over parents troll presents.....I've been entertained.

[DieselFuelOnly]

^

 

Dunno, but your video led me to watching children cry over parents troll presents.....I've been entertained.

lmfao, I literally just spent an hour watching those and drinking egg nog

[Mr. Scratch]

RTJ 3 got released early, it's a Christmas f*cking miracle! :')

[Flachbau]

RTJ 3 got released early, it's a Christmas f*cking miracle! :')

I was unaware and launched Spotify, and was just looking around when I somehow came across it. Nearly shat myself.

 

It's such a f*cking good album.

[Mr. Scratch]

 

RTJ 3 got released early, it's a Christmas f*cking miracle! :')

I was unaware and launched Spotify, and was just looking around when I somehow came across it. Nearly shat myself.

 

It's such a f*cking good album.

 

 

Damn tho, b, it's pretty f*cking boring tbh. That Panther Like a Panther joint is nothing like the one from the GoW trailer, instead it's some sh*tty trap mix.

[AlienTwo]

Merry Christmas all you Princes and Princesses of the Internet, Kings and Queens of GTAF, and a happy New Year as well.

 

F*ck... we set the bar low for '17.