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Got rear-ended just now, what a terrific way to start my morning.

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Algonquin Assassin

According to the rules of the ban roulette it's non-reversible, but in saying that I can't lift bans anyway.

 

He probably knows he can make a new account because it was stated in the thread.

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Got rear-ended just now, what a terrific way to start my morning.

Non consensual anal sex is never a good way to start the day.

 

Rest In Paradise, m8

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Got rear-ended just now, what a terrific way to start my morning.

Well mate, that sucks. Anal isn't the best.

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I had a sneaky pinky once, didnt like it.

 

Someplaces in desert you get free drugs through the butt.If you boof it it's free

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ryanthegamer17

I had a sneaky pinky once, didnt like it.

 

Someplaces in desert you get free drugs through the butt.If you boof it it's free

that's cool m8, also firefox sucks when loading gtaforums

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Got rear-ended just now, what a terrific way to start my morning.

Non consensual anal sex is never a good way to start the day.

 

Rest In Paradise, m8

 

Got rear-ended just now, what a terrific way to start my morning.

Well mate, that sucks. Anal isn't the best.Well f*ck you for making me laugh at my own misfortune, and thanks.
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Hold on, Aqua actually got the ban hammer? I guess my prediction skills are on point.

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Uncle Sikee Atric

that's cool m8, also firefox sucks when loading gtaforums

Since when?

 

The Electrolysis (64 bit) update makes a huge improvement, it is even better than Chrome to me.... (I've been using e10s Nightly test builds for months so I am used to it, and it really is quicker to me.)

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Yeah, I would suggest Phill to try and change himself a little bit for the greater good. He's not a bad guy but sometimes I wish he just used the like function on the forums more often, or that he didn't react on every single post that he agrees on. But anyway, that's not really important. But if I was in his position, I would've asked for a account reset a long time ago.

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Seriously though, whenever someone says that i always think about this meme :p

 

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Yeah, screw that video. I didn't realise my voice sounded like that.

F*ck.

 

My voice sounds pretty goofy and childish to me...but i really do not mind listening to it...in the end it might be my imagination, since i never got a remark on my voice or something :p

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Jolly Swagman

 

he joined in 2012 and has 24k posts or so, maybe if he'd done it over those 4 years at 6k posts a year/16 posts a day it'd be alright but there were times when his postcount was 100+ a day for days on end

 

i cant comment on the content of his posts as i have never contributed anything but he needs to go outside

At the rate he was going I thought he was going to overtake me. Well that's not going to happen now.:p

 

In all seriousness I made a bit of fun of him for reposting my memes and it was funny how he seemed to stick to me like glue the majority of the time I posted and responded 9 times out of 10, but never had any problems with him otherwise.

 

I don't know how he achieved 100+ posts on certain days though. That's just crazy lol.

I agree
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I like to practice speaking with a camera, maybe its because I'm a little too close to the camera, C's, T's and S's come off as a sharp whistling sound. I like to be somewhat articulate when I speak. I often dress smart, get a hair cut every two months from the best Barbers. Think i'd stop there as I might be coming across as having a big ego, haha.

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Well, RIP Phil, my Aussie friend. So, um, who else got banned? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

PhillBellic, Aqua and DERGaming are been banned during the Holiday Ban Roulette. ;)

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Guys have a look at this, new way to get scared while playing games. Introducing UNDERSCARES from devs of Oulast and upcoming Outlast II Red Barrels. It works on science that gives sensation to your organs. Basically in a nutshell you will poop when you are scared automatically. They are Diapers btw. Didn't knew a day would come.

 

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They also have two kinds Basic and Deluxe. All of it is really hilarious.

 

 

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Incase you didn't knew what Outlast is; its just a wonderful scary game from a small team. I dare you all to play it if you haven't.

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I loved Outlast so much.

I used to play in the dark, in the early hours of the morning. It was the scissor guy that scared the sh*t out of me.

Now it's been brought up I want to play it again.

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I loved Outlast so much.

I used to play in the dark, in the early hours of the morning. It was the scissor guy that scared the sh*t out of me.

Now it's been brought up I want to play it again.

Never trust people on that game, haha. Apparently the next game is so scary, players can buy nappies just in case they soil themselves lol.

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Yeah I remember that guy. He was the one with naked butt iirc. Also the Twins are memorable tbh,

 

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According to me the finger cutting scene in Outlast and Penis / Saw cutting scene in Whistle Blower DLC were the best. I just hope they don't cut down on story and thrill while going for better graphics in upcoming game.

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I came across my first ever hacker whilst playing zombies.

They sent me almost a million points, revived me instantly annnnnnd crashed my PS3. I've never player with one before (not on zombies). I was quite surprised.

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Going to visit my baby Niece in hospital later today, she was diagnosed with meningitis a few days ago. The doctors have been great, it gives me hope that'll she pull through.

I hope everything turns out ok
Thank you. This sh*t just makes me not want to have kids of my own. :/Me and my wife are trying for a baby...I can't imagine how difficult this would be.You're at the easy part.
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When I was a teenager I occasionally thought when I was a lot older I should buy an old retired bus just for sh*ts and gigs and and take it for a joyride around the city/suburbs, state or country and possibly converting it to a motorhome. When I told my friend this, the next day for some reason he told me his dad said find a Volvo or Mercedes Benz and not a MAN because they're hilariously unreliable up hills.

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Going to visit my baby Niece in hospital later today, she was diagnosed with meningitis a few days ago. The doctors have been great, it gives me hope that'll she pull through.

I hope everything turns out ok
Thank you. This sh*t just makes me not want to have kids of my own. :/
Me and my wife are trying for a baby...I can't imagine how difficult this would be.You're at the easy part.

Well I do a good job of looking after my cat 😂

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make total destroy

hey im not dead

 

 

unfortunately lmao

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hey im not dead

 

 

unfortunately lmao

 

HES ALIVEEEEEEEEEE

 

come to discord you f*cking f*ck

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