Llama Chat vTK-421

[Voodoo]

woe is me, my life is hard, I'm an ass, I need love and interaction.

What a whiny little c*nt.

That's a pretty good description for a significant percentage of our member base.

[AlienTwo]

I didn't know Alaska was that big

 

Americans are dumb to not use Alaska for its big size.

Indeed, I hear that the Eskimos are actually 1,000 meters high, hence why us yanks stay out. They have vicious tails too.

[feckyerlife]

 

I've decided to grow an ironic handlebar mustache.* Problem is, my facial hair grows in all patchy so I have the full stache but only a few scraggly hairs connecting it to the--much thicker--hair along my jawline. So basically, I just have a mustache and two patches of hair on either side of my chin. It looks like trash. It's brilliant.

 

 

*If reading this sentence doesn't make you hate me, I don't know what will.

The men in my family have a literal hairless gap in between the (luxurious) mustache and the (thick and soft) beard strapped to the jaw. Maybe you're a Crombie?

 

I have that problem too, but i always thought thats cause im half asian lol

[QuackinAColdOne]

I've been working on my facial hair lately and shaping it up. It's a bit scraggly but doesn't look too bad when I clean the neck area. Problem is I break out around my neck when Ishave it

[The Dedito Gae]

 

woe is me, my life is hard, I'm an ass, I need love and interaction.

What a whiny little c*nt.

That's a pretty good description for a significant percentage of our member base.Or humanity for that case.

[Michael]

I'd love to be able to find someone online to just do regular 'friend' things with me. I don't want to use a dating site because for some reason people see me and think 'friend' means 'f*ckbuddy'. I mean the one friend I have is a recluse like me and we're awful at arranging things. I'd just appreciate a person I could socialise with but I have no way of finding one which is depressing.

I created an instagram account two years ago because I like to photograph things and because of that I started to mingle a little bit with the Dutch Instagram community. I ended up meeting five people in real life, sometimes they are a bit different then you would expect, like they are cool online but are not your kind of person to meet up in real life if you know what I mean. I still have contact with a few people I met and one of them even became my best friend, after meeting him I met him like twelve times more. Anyway, maybe you can try instagram so you can maybe become friends with people there and then meet them up later in real life? Watch out for the catfishes though..

Edited October 26, 2016 by Michael

[QuackinAColdOne]

Instagram and Twitter is definitely something I use a lot and they're good ways to keep up to date with sh*t and trends. Most of the news I get is from Twitter while Instagram is basically like Best Hits photo library of mine

[Reformed Squid]

Quit my job today

 

I'm gonna take Bart to SF tomorrow and try out Uber Bike

[make total destroy]

so like i think i might be under a little bit of police surveillance. i'm not 100% sure why.

[Rhoda]

Probably that atrocious moustache.

[PhillBellic]

Let's make that 200% now.

[Voodoo]

Toothbrushes are pretty punk. Grow one of those.

[sreyazsec]

My younger cousin was attacked by a japanese akita.

His family has 5 bulldogs, he was walking two of them and walked past this woman with her akita (this woman has actually been in trouble for not handling her dog before, she can't control it).

Well the akita charged and ripped open the chest of one of the bulldogs (the deaf one, apparently he was terrified and didn't understand what was happening).

 

My cousin gets the akita off of the deaf dog then shields both bulldogs, and proceeds to have his calf ripped open by the akita who was STILL trying to get to the deaf dog.

The whole time this woman is holding onto the leash screaming.. Not even trying to pull her dog back. My cousins dogs were leashed too and they are very well behaved dogs, timid even.

He's had to have stitches and may need physiotherapy.

 

Apparently this silly bitch doesn't understand that she can't control her dog. I never blame dogs for this incidents, the owner knows there is a problem and yet fails to combat it. The dog has done this before, it should be muzzled, not only for his sake but for everyone they encounter on a walk.

Her foolishness will get the akita killed or another dog killed, or an owner will be attacked and lose a f*cking limb or something.

This sh*t disgusts me..

Ignorant and foolish dog owners put everyone at risk including their own dog. My cousin dealt with it amazingly and he's only 16, it was a bystander who ran over to help him out and finally managed to pull the akita away.

Ugh.. Shockingly stupid.

 

E - Oh sorry, the dogs and my cousin are completely fine. Luckily none of the injuries were life threatening.

Edited October 27, 2016 by ceszayers

[feckyerlife]

My younger cousin was attacked by a japanese akita.

His family has 5 bulldogs, he was walking two of them and walked past this woman with her akita (this woman has actually been in trouble for not handling her dog before, she can't control it).

Well the akita charged and ripped open the chest of one of the bulldogs (the deaf one, apparently he was terrified and didn't understand what was happening).

 

My cousin gets the akita off of the deaf dog then shields both bulldogs, and proceeds to have his calf ripped open by the akita who was STILL trying to get to the deaf dog.

The whole time this woman is holding onto the leash screaming.. Not even trying to pull her dog back. My cousins dogs were leashed too and they are very well behaved dogs, timid even.

He's had to have stitches and may need physiotherapy.

 

Apparently this silly bitch doesn't understand that she can't control her dog. I never blame dogs for this incidents, the owner knows there is a problem and yet fails to combat it. The dog has done this before, it should be muzzled, not only for his sake but for everyone they encounter on a walk.

Her foolishness will get the akita killed or another dog killed, or an owner will be attacked and lose a f*cking limb or something.

This sh*t disgusts me..

Ignorant and foolish dog owners put everyone at risk including their own dog. My cousin dealt with it amazingly and he's only 16, it was a bystander who ran over to help him out and finally managed to pull the akita away.

Ugh.. Shockingly stupid.

 

E - Oh sorry, the dogs and my cousin are completely fine. Luckily none of the injuries were life threatening.

your cousin got lucky, usually the person breaking up the dog fights get hurt too. i know ive broken up a few. But she needs a yard for that dog to keep it away from the public. Over here in VA if your dog gets in to a fight, first time it has to be muzzled for 10days and basically on probation, 2nd time they go to the pound for 10 days, third time they put it too sleep. They might need this type of enforcement over there to prevent stuff like this.

[sreyazsec]

Yeah he did, that's what me and my Mom kept saying. I've seen that exact akita around before and it's huge and the owner is a tiny woman. It's no surprise she can't control it.

I've broken up some between my dogs too, lost a chunk of thumb and the nail itself but my dogs are small thankfully. You do hear about dogs being put to sleep often over here because of their owners carelessness, but it just doesn't sink in. Either that or the owners just don't give a f*ck.

I mean if your dog has randomly attacked another dog or human, from that point on just f*cking muzzle them when in public! It's not hard

[Sombra]

human kills someone its okay lock em up boys let them out in a few years good behaviour

 

dog bites someone f*ck PUT THEM DOWN DANGER TO SOCIETJIY HUFASFDSDIUFAS UFVIDSAF ASFYSF ASF ASf*ckING PIUTBUOLL;SFS HYIFDS FASDUF DSYFGFERRRRRR

[feckyerlife]

human kills someone its okay lock em up boys let them out in a few years good behaviour

 

dog bites someone f*ck PUT THEM DOWN DANGER TO SOCIETJIY HUFASFDSDIUFAS UFVIDSAF ASFYSF ASF ASf*ckING PIUTBUOLL;SFS HYIFDS FASDUF DSYFGFERRRRRR

sadly this is why i live in the conservative part of town, in the liberal part its exactly like this and i can't own my dogs there

Edited October 27, 2016 by feckyerlife

[AlienTwo]

 

human kills someone its okay lock em up boys let them out in a few years good behaviour

 

dog bites someone f*ck PUT THEM DOWN DANGER TO SOCIETJIY HUFASFDSDIUFAS UFVIDSAF ASFYSF ASF ASf*ckING PIUTBUOLL;SFS HYIFDS FASDUF DSYFGFERRRRRR

sadly this is why i live in the conservative part of town, in the liberal part its exactly like this and i can't own my dogs there

 

The laws vary depending which part of town you live in?

[Static]

With VA's sh*tty laws, I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

 

sauce: Lives in VA

Edited October 27, 2016 by Static

[PhillBellic]

Is this an HOA thing?

[feckyerlife]

 

 

human kills someone its okay lock em up boys let them out in a few years good behaviour

 

dog bites someone f*ck PUT THEM DOWN DANGER TO SOCIETJIY HUFASFDSDIUFAS UFVIDSAF ASFYSF ASF ASf*ckING PIUTBUOLL;SFS HYIFDS FASDUF DSYFGFERRRRRR

sadly this is why i live in the conservative part of town, in the liberal part its exactly like this and i can't own my dogs there

 

The laws vary depending which part of town you live in?

 

goes by the county

[Mr. Scratch]

They'd probably give dogs ASBOs if they could.

[Kirsty]

I'd love to be able to find someone online to just do regular 'friend' things with me. I don't want to use a dating site because for some reason people see me and think 'friend' means 'f*ckbuddy'.

I mean the one friend I have is a recluse like me and we're awful at arranging things. I'd just appreciate a person I could socialise with but I have no way of finding one which is depressing.

I can't even manage to get a reply back from any jobs I've applied for. I only want a job so I can be around real people anyway!

 

The gist of this post is, woe is me, my life is hard, I'm an ass, I need love and interaction.

What a whiny little c*nt.

 

hi do you want to be friends

[Mr. Scratch]

Don't fall for it I hear she likes pussy... cats.

[Kirsty]

hey I like dogs too.

 

blaze can back me up.

[Sombra]

thats true

 

gtaf pet meet 2k17

[T00 N0RMAL 4 U]

Well sh*t.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/twitter-shutting-vine-down-2016-10?client=safari

 

It was good knowing ya, Vine.

[The Dedito Gae]

Lmao my life f*cking sucks

[RedDagger]

thats true

 

gtaf pet meet 2k17

hol' up lemme get that rescue dog first aight

[Rhoda]

Like anybody would actually spend any time talking to each other. You'd be too interested in their pets to even remember what they look like. I know I would be. If anybody brings a parrot, any chance of me remembering what your voice sounds like is going out of the window.