Llama Chat vTK-421

[DangerZ0neX]

My country's investigative ministry just started a countrywide NSA-ish surveillance of social media, everything from SMS to Facebook to Snapchat to Twitter or even Whatsapp is spied on, even a mildly strong simple diss towards the ministry will get you a fine.

 

So they cut off a percentage of everyone's wages to save up 9 billion Saudi Riyals, which is approximately 2.4 billion USD, and funded it for this? Un-f*cking-believable.

Edited October 19, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[AlienTwo]

 

DUI? Try having an ounce on you.

no ones going to jail over an ounce lol

 

Depends on the nation/state. I'm pretty sure in Florida you go to jail over a roach.

[feckyerlife]

 

 

DUI? Try having an ounce on you.

no ones going to jail over an ounce lol

 

Depends on the nation/state. I'm pretty sure in Florida you go to jail over a roach.

 

i live in one of the harshes states in 2008 i got arrest for a joint and went to jail for 8 hours, in 2011 i got arrested for a lot more than a joint and only did the night i was arrested. After Obama had Holder put out the memo for the states to back off weed, it has become very relaxed over the US.. Even when i was arrested in 2011 the detective said they don't waste there time on anything less than half pound now.

Edited October 19, 2016 by feckyerlife

[Sombra]

just start measuring out drug shipments at 225g

 

its all for personal use officer

Edited October 19, 2016 by Blaze

[The Dedito Gae]

Gotta get a fake identity. Mines Max Powers.

Pleased to meet you, my name is H.E Pennypacker, wealthy industrialist and philanthropist.

[mr quick]

I accidentally got a job today drinks on me

[trip]

 

 

DUI? Try having an ounce on you.

no ones going to jail over an ounce lol

 

Depends on the nation/state. I'm pretty sure in Florida you go to jail over a roach.

 

'thought they called them palmetto bugs down there.

[ciel]

Red Wings beat the Rangers, new RD trailer,Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer, BlackPink comeback, and Nintendo NX reveal announcement(?) It's a good f*cking week.

[Handsome Jack]

Trevor: He was gonna give us some homemade hotdogs.

 

Ricky : Well im gonna give you some homemade f*ck offs.

[AlienTwo]

Red Wings beat the Rangers, new RD trailer,Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer, BlackPink comeback, and Nintendo NX reveal announcement(?) It's a good f*cking week.

Go Avs.

[Kushology]

 

Red Wings beat the Rangers, new RD trailer,Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer, BlackPink comeback, and Nintendo NX reveal announcement(?) It's a good f*cking week.

Go Avs.Habs all the way.

 

Glad they got rid of that showboater Subban and Montoya is impressing me so far being with them from what I seen.

Edited October 20, 2016 by Kushology

[Not A Nice Person]

Did anyone else participe in this dumb ritual done before homecoming called 'Spirit week'?

 

Today is throwback thursday so I decided to wear my Kevin Durant #35 Oklahoma City Thunder jersey to school to celebrate and literally didn't earn anything, so I'm wondering what's even the point.

[Sir Michael]

I rarely did spirit week at my school, some of the themes were just 'meh.' I did rep class colors during the Friday assembly though. Sophomore year sucked since I didn't have many orange clothes, so I ended up rocking an orange bandana and a Jordan tee like a f*cking Hoover.

[feckyerlife]

Did anyone else participe in this dumb ritual done before homecoming called 'Spirit week'?

 

Today is throwback thursday so I decided to wear my Kevin Durant #35 Oklahoma City Thunder jersey to school to celebrate and literally didn't earn anything, so I'm wondering what's even the point.

Isn't he a traitor to OKC and he's from MD. so what spirit are you reppin lol

[trip]

 

 

Red Wings beat the Rangers

Go Avs.

Habs all the way.

 

Flyahhhhhs!

 

Home opener tonight. 50 year anniversary too.

 

 

 

 

Hey, anyone remember that class action lawsuit(about 6 years ago) against Redbull because it doesn't actually "give you wings"?

 

Got my check today.

 

 

[TaylorTheCreator]

 

 

 

Red Wings beat the Rangers

Go Avs.

Habs all the way.

Flyahhhhhs!

 

Home opener tonight. 50 year anniversary too.

 

 

 

 

Hey, anyone remember that class action lawsuit(about 6 years ago) against Redbull because it doesn't actually "give you wings"?

 

Got my check today.

 

 

 

Yes, i remember this, i found out about it on Facebook. I got a check for 5 dollars but i lost it. I think the lawsuit was 2-3 years ago.

Edited October 20, 2016 by TaylorTheCreator

[QuackinAColdOne]

 

 

 

Red Wings beat the Rangers

Go Avs.

Habs all the way.

Flyahhhhhs!

 

Home opener tonight. 50 year anniversary too.

 

 

Ew

[Kushology]

 

 

 

 

Red Wings beat the Rangers

Go Avs.

Habs all the way.

Flyahhhhhs!

 

Home opener tonight. 50 year anniversary too.

 

 

EwYeah..and they lost. Lol.

 

Meanwhile, Habs about to go 5-2 vs Coyotes in 3rd.

Edited October 21, 2016 by Kushology

[Not A Nice Person]

Isn't he a traitor to OKC and he's from MD. so what spirit are you reppin lol

Throwback to when he was on OKC, I'm just trying to wear this as much as I can before it's obsolete.

 

I rarely did spirit week at my school, some of the themes were just 'meh.' I did rep class colors during the Friday assembly though. Sophomore year sucked since I didn't have many orange clothes, so I ended up rocking an orange bandana and a Jordan tee like a f*cking Hoover.

Better than orange Jordans.

[QuackinAColdOne]

 

Isn't he a traitor to OKC and he's from MD. so what spirit are you reppin lol

Throwback to when he was on OKC, I'm just trying to wear this as much as I can before it's obsolete.

 

I rarely did spirit week at my school, some of the themes were just 'meh.' I did rep class colors during the Friday assembly though. Sophomore year sucked since I didn't have many orange clothes, so I ended up rocking an orange bandana and a Jordan tee like a f*cking Hoover.

Better than orange Jordans.

 

Like the shattered backboards

 

 

Ew

Yeah..and they lost. Lol.

 

Meanwhile, Habs about to go 5-2 vs Coyotes in 3rd.

 

Pens are 3-1-1 after tonight but the hawks are .500 like

[LiniArc]

Probably the biggest MC Patch in history. Made for lolz. Although I think I might just have seen bigger. It was around 19MB in png format when created but imgur converted it into jpeg due to big size and compressed it.

 

 

 

 

Btw, the mid patch contains one of the avatars Slave Boy used back in 2014 I think which I found through way back machine. Looked cool so I though I should use it.

 

 

 

 

Edited October 21, 2016 by Black Metal

[feckyerlife]

 

Isn't he a traitor to OKC and he's from MD. so what spirit are you reppin lol

Throwback to when he was on OKC, I'm just trying to wear this as much as I can before it's obsolete.

 

I rarely did spirit week at my school, some of the themes were just 'meh.' I did rep class colors during the Friday assembly though. Sophomore year sucked since I didn't have many orange clothes, so I ended up rocking an orange bandana and a Jordan tee like a f*cking Hoover.

Better than orange Jordans.

 

it became obsolete 3 months ago lol

[DangerZ0neX]

Holy sh*t, the Ministry of Traffic is run by psychopaths!

 

Last year, the fee for crossing the red light was an equivalent of $100, now it's equal to $4000, and now you get fined and flashed on by the traffic camera just for simply waiting for two seconds at a red light intersection to turn right, and that is $4000 too!

 

I understand a raise to $200, but $4000? That's a huge overkill, that's a median salary right there.

[feckyerlife]

Holy sh*t, the Ministry of Traffic is run by psychopaths!

 

Last year, the fee for crossing the red light was an equivalent of $100, now it's equal to $4000, and now you get fined and flashed on by the traffic camera just for simply waiting for two seconds at a red light intersection to turn right, and that is $4000 too!

 

I understand a raise to $200, but $4000? That's a huge overkill, that's a median salary right there.

how else are they gonna buy their audi's

 

 

[SinZer0s]

I was sleeping and i just woke up to gunshots

 

should i feel like a gangster now?

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

 

Holy sh*t, the Ministry of Traffic is run by psychopaths!

 

Last year, the fee for crossing the red light was an equivalent of $100, now it's equal to $4000, and now you get fined and flashed on by the traffic camera just for simply waiting for two seconds at a red light intersection to turn right, and that is $4000 too!

 

I understand a raise to $200, but $4000? That's a huge overkill, that's a median salary right there.

how else are they gonna buy their audi's

 

 

 

 

I just wanna say, James Cordens' Carpool Karaoke has gone a bit too far looking at that vid!

[Brian Grey]

I was walking and some guy sitting on the steps of the abandoned building talks to me, says some psychopath sat next to him and grabbed a glass bottle and smashes it on his own head. damn thought the weirdos came out after 6pm.

[ciel]

Babysitting my 9 month old Niece has been a breeze even though she pulled on my cat's tail and it clawed at her arm. I sat her in front of the washing machine while it was on a cycle, she would cry when it would slow down and then start laughing when it started up again..

 

Babies are weird.

Edited October 22, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[bodyparts]

tfw you had f*ck lot of chinese food and you're sure that you're gonna throw up midsleep, but your cat is sleeping on your belly so you're there sleeping on your back like

[mr quick]

yeh tbh why do they make such ridiculously huge portions?