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My country's investigative ministry just started a countrywide NSA-ish surveillance of social media, everything from SMS to Facebook to Snapchat to Twitter or even Whatsapp is spied on, even a mildly strong simple diss towards the ministry will get you a fine.

 

So they cut off a percentage of everyone's wages to save up 9 billion Saudi Riyals, which is approximately 2.4 billion USD, and funded it for this? Un-f*cking-believable.

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DUI? Try having an ounce on you.

no ones going to jail over an ounce lol

 

Depends on the nation/state. I'm pretty sure in Florida you go to jail over a roach.

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DUI? Try having an ounce on you.

no ones going to jail over an ounce lol

 

Depends on the nation/state. I'm pretty sure in Florida you go to jail over a roach.

 

i live in one of the harshes states in 2008 i got arrest for a joint and went to jail for 8 hours, in 2011 i got arrested for a lot more than a joint and only did the night i was arrested. After Obama had Holder put out the memo for the states to back off weed, it has become very relaxed over the US.. Even when i was arrested in 2011 the detective said they don't waste there time on anything less than half pound now.

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just start measuring out drug shipments at 225g

 

its all for personal use officer

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Gotta get a fake identity. Mines Max Powers.

Pleased to meet you, my name is H.E Pennypacker, wealthy industrialist and philanthropist.
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I accidentally got a job today drinks on me

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DUI? Try having an ounce on you.

no ones going to jail over an ounce lol

 

Depends on the nation/state. I'm pretty sure in Florida you go to jail over a roach.

 

'thought they called them palmetto bugs down there.

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Red Wings beat the Rangers, new RD trailer,Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer, BlackPink comeback, and Nintendo NX reveal announcement(?) It's a good f*cking week. :cool:

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Trevor: He was gonna give us some homemade hotdogs.

 

Ricky : Well im gonna give you some homemade f*ck offs.

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Red Wings beat the Rangers, new RD trailer,Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer, BlackPink comeback, and Nintendo NX reveal announcement(?) It's a good f*cking week. :cool:

Go Avs.
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Red Wings beat the Rangers, new RD trailer,Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer, BlackPink comeback, and Nintendo NX reveal announcement(?) It's a good f*cking week. :cool:

Go Avs.Habs all the way.

 

Glad they got rid of that showboater Subban and Montoya is impressing me so far being with them from what I seen.

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Did anyone else participe in this dumb ritual done before homecoming called 'Spirit week'?

 

Today is throwback thursday so I decided to wear my Kevin Durant #35 Oklahoma City Thunder jersey to school to celebrate and literally didn't earn anything, so I'm wondering what's even the point.

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I rarely did spirit week at my school, some of the themes were just 'meh.' I did rep class colors during the Friday assembly though. Sophomore year sucked since I didn't have many orange clothes, so I ended up rocking an orange bandana and a Jordan tee like a f*cking Hoover. :p

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Did anyone else participe in this dumb ritual done before homecoming called 'Spirit week'?

 

Today is throwback thursday so I decided to wear my Kevin Durant #35 Oklahoma City Thunder jersey to school to celebrate and literally didn't earn anything, so I'm wondering what's even the point.

Isn't he a traitor to OKC and he's from MD. so what spirit are you reppin lol

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Red Wings beat the Rangers

Go Avs.
Habs all the way.

 

Flyahhhhhs!

 

Home opener tonight. 50 year anniversary too.

 

 

 

 

Hey, anyone remember that class action lawsuit(about 6 years ago) against Redbull because it doesn't actually "give you wings"?

 

Got my check today.

 

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Red Wings beat the Rangers

Go Avs.
Habs all the way.
Flyahhhhhs!

 

Home opener tonight. 50 year anniversary too.

 

 

 

 

Hey, anyone remember that class action lawsuit(about 6 years ago) against Redbull because it doesn't actually "give you wings"?

 

Got my check today.

 

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Yes, i remember this, i found out about it on Facebook. I got a check for 5 dollars but i lost it. I think the lawsuit was 2-3 years ago.

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Red Wings beat the Rangers

Go Avs.
Habs all the way.
Flyahhhhhs!

 

Home opener tonight. 50 year anniversary too.

 

 

Ew

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Red Wings beat the Rangers

Go Avs.
Habs all the way.
Flyahhhhhs!

 

Home opener tonight. 50 year anniversary too.

 

 

EwYeah..and they lost. Lol.

 

Meanwhile, Habs about to go 5-2 vs Coyotes in 3rd. :lol:

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Isn't he a traitor to OKC and he's from MD. so what spirit are you reppin lol

Throwback to when he was on OKC, I'm just trying to wear this as much as I can before it's obsolete.

 

I rarely did spirit week at my school, some of the themes were just 'meh.' I did rep class colors during the Friday assembly though. Sophomore year sucked since I didn't have many orange clothes, so I ended up rocking an orange bandana and a Jordan tee like a f*cking Hoover. :p

Better than orange Jordans.
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Isn't he a traitor to OKC and he's from MD. so what spirit are you reppin lol

Throwback to when he was on OKC, I'm just trying to wear this as much as I can before it's obsolete.

 

I rarely did spirit week at my school, some of the themes were just 'meh.' I did rep class colors during the Friday assembly though. Sophomore year sucked since I didn't have many orange clothes, so I ended up rocking an orange bandana and a Jordan tee like a f*cking Hoover. :p

Better than orange Jordans.

 

Like the shattered backboards

 

 

Ew
Yeah..and they lost. Lol.

 

Meanwhile, Habs about to go 5-2 vs Coyotes in 3rd. :lol:

 

Pens are 3-1-1 after tonight but the hawks are .500 like :(

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Probably the biggest MC Patch in history. Made for lolz. :) Although I think I might just have seen bigger. It was around 19MB in png format when created but imgur converted it into jpeg due to big size and compressed it.

 

 

 

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Btw, the mid patch contains one of the avatars Slave Boy used back in 2014 I think which I found through way back machine. Looked cool so I though I should use it.

 

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Isn't he a traitor to OKC and he's from MD. so what spirit are you reppin lol

Throwback to when he was on OKC, I'm just trying to wear this as much as I can before it's obsolete.

 

I rarely did spirit week at my school, some of the themes were just 'meh.' I did rep class colors during the Friday assembly though. Sophomore year sucked since I didn't have many orange clothes, so I ended up rocking an orange bandana and a Jordan tee like a f*cking Hoover. :p

Better than orange Jordans.

 

it became obsolete 3 months ago lol

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Holy sh*t, the Ministry of Traffic is run by psychopaths!

 

Last year, the fee for crossing the red light was an equivalent of $100, now it's equal to $4000, and now you get fined and flashed on by the traffic camera just for simply waiting for two seconds at a red light intersection to turn right, and that is $4000 too!

 

I understand a raise to $200, but $4000? That's a huge overkill, that's a median salary right there.

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Holy sh*t, the Ministry of Traffic is run by psychopaths!

 

Last year, the fee for crossing the red light was an equivalent of $100, now it's equal to $4000, and now you get fined and flashed on by the traffic camera just for simply waiting for two seconds at a red light intersection to turn right, and that is $4000 too!

 

I understand a raise to $200, but $4000? That's a huge overkill, that's a median salary right there.

how else are they gonna buy their audi's

 

 

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I was sleeping and i just woke up to gunshots

 

should i feel like a gangster now?

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Holy sh*t, the Ministry of Traffic is run by psychopaths!

 

Last year, the fee for crossing the red light was an equivalent of $100, now it's equal to $4000, and now you get fined and flashed on by the traffic camera just for simply waiting for two seconds at a red light intersection to turn right, and that is $4000 too!

 

I understand a raise to $200, but $4000? That's a huge overkill, that's a median salary right there.

how else are they gonna buy their audi's

 

 

 

 

I just wanna say, James Cordens' Carpool Karaoke has gone a bit too far looking at that vid!

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I was walking and some guy sitting on the steps of the abandoned building talks to me, says some psychopath sat next to him and grabbed a glass bottle and smashes it on his own head. damn thought the weirdos came out after 6pm.

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Babysitting my 9 month old Niece has been a breeze even though she pulled on my cat's tail and it clawed at her arm. I sat her in front of the washing machine while it was on a cycle, she would cry when it would slow down and then start laughing when it started up again..

 

Babies are weird.

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tfw you had f*ck lot of chinese food and you're sure that you're gonna throw up midsleep, but your cat is sleeping on your belly so you're there sleeping on your back like

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Get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos - MF DOOM

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yeh tbh why do they make such ridiculously huge portions?

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