The GTA next Anti-Wishlist

[Excalibur Voltaire]

Terrible Cover system like in GTA IV

Terrible PC port Like in GTA IV (It's funny that 2013 game can run at 60 fps max setting, while a 2008 game only run at 10 fps lowest setting)

One-shot kill police (it's annoying)

Liberty City ( I want A place that has Variety, countryside, Colorful)

Dont troll fans like the Fingerless Gloves

Classic GTA Weapon Carrying System (I <3 Weapon Wheel and the ability to carry every weapon)

Being Overrealistic which make me Unable to ride a tank and go rampaging or unable to fly plane

Locked Interior (Interior are a good place for escaping police)

Like I said Before... NO FEMALE PROTAGONIST

[Algonquin Assassin]

-Friends that are useless like GTA V.

 

-An unnecessarily detailed ocean floor.

 

-Stupid sh*t like roller coasters and ferris wheels no one cares about.

 

-Guns that sound like cap guns like GTA V.

 

-Los Santos (I want to explore a proper city. Not a glorified movieset with brain dead peds populating it).

 

-Crappy physics (It's funny how a game that was made in 2013, across two console generations and had three games before with similar physics can f*ck it up so much)

 

[chronic lumbago]

No more buyable cars. This is grand theft auto, not a real life simulator. Steal a car, pay a fee to make it your own the criminal way. For f*cks sake. (On a second thought, this goes for online. You're only allowed to store cheap cars in your garage. Can't even steal a slightly luxury car, neither special cars. What a greedy disappointment.)

 

Less sh*tty minigames, more criminal ways to have fun.

 

No more tits play in strip clubs. Do we really needed that in strip clubs?

 

 

At least give us VR support

 

No more themed clothes per character. What I mean is, for example, only Trevor could buy a dress in GTAV. Not that I actually wore a dress as Trevor, but it's the principle. Give us a variety of clothes, like in GTAO and let us wear whatever we want with whatever character we want.

 

Bring back locked off islands and locations. Don't let us explore the whole thing from the start. It made the previous games feel huge and gave you a sense of accomplishment when you made it to the next city or island.

 

No robocop police.

 

Don't give us a sh*tton of guns if they all feel the same.

 

No stealth if you can't make it right. Always been useless in GTA with the exception of one or two missions so just screw it.

 

Most importantly: NEVER replace crouching with a sh*tty stealth mechanic again.

[Journey_95]

- No multiple protagonists. Interesting idea but overall wasn't worth it as GTA V showed. The story was messy, you didn't get attached to anyone and overall it just didn't add much to the game

 

- No female protagonist. I love games like Horizon Dawn and I'm looking forward to The Last of Us 2 with Ellie as the protagonist but in a game like GTA a female protagonist wouldn't fit. I can't think of one good crime story that has a female main character, its a male dominated area imho. Pls Rockstar don't pander to SJW who just want more diversity for the sake of it!

 

- No splinter cell esque missions like the one's in V anymore. Just so SA fans would shut up they gave us some of the most ridiculous missions in GTA yet. Stuff like Monkey Business etc. was just awful and didn't fit in the series.

 

- No annoying as f*ck police like in GTA V, its really not fun to go on rampages in that game

Edited July 22, 2017 by Journey_95

[MojoGamer]

 

• slipstream in all racing modes, it unrealistic and dumb

 

Stealth, gives us Crouching back

 

1 hit kills, give us health bars back

 

1 hit explosions, give us realistic battle wounds from gta 4 back

 

Uncrushable cars when use the Rhino tank. Keep the sides uncrushable but give the tops crushable

 

Transsexuals cross dressing, this isn't San Fierro

 

Over exaggerated map size, give us a realistic map size like gta 4 again

 

Removed parkour, bring parkour back

 

Awful slow motion special ability, make it like Max Payne 3 and RDR2

 

Fat unrealistic GTA representation of protagonists, give us the one full of adrenaline again like Max Payne

 

Closed Interiors, it is a open world game by demand

 

Getting arrested and spawning outside, let us spawn in a open jail cell

 

Let us drop our guns again and not hold every weapon (except for RPGs, Throwables, Snipers, Melees)

 

Limited biker MCs, give us all the MCs again like GTA 4

 

The professionals, either make them speak Russian or not be retired Merryweather mercenarys.

 

The rule that disallows returning characters

 

Limited bike options, let us use melee and 2 handed smgs

 

1 shot helicopters, give us gta 4 helicopters again

 

Flagged parachutes, keep it original and sponsored.

 

Standing dodge rolls, keep it for crouching only and change standing to dodge leaps like Call of Duty

 

Unable to prone with weapons like for Snipers

 

Cloned shop owners, at least change the ethnicity/racial appearance

 

Freemode map from the beginning, make 5 star police persue us if we leave Vice City into Las Venturas

 

Rubberband ai shooters

 

Bullying ai, keep it for the criminals and bad guys only

 

Bikes flying cross the map, Cunning Stunts glitch

 

Skate shoes, if there is no skateboarding in GTA 6

 

Hats flying off pedestrians and protagonists,

 

No special phone call abilities, bring them back without a friendship status or threw propertys only

 

Awful fighting, bring back a professional fighter like Connor Mcgregor like in GTA 4

 

Awful first person, make it like Dying Light and Call of Duty

 

Limited safehouses, atleast give us purchasable non-story related safehouses that are shareable with all protagonists

 

Not being able to jump upward like in GTA 4, GTA 5 ruined this

 

Girlfriends, keep booty calls only

 

Other players in the phone's contact list, make another app for that or only from settlings

 

Countryside Vice City, keep it like Vice City 3D version but updated like GTA 4

 

Huge countryside, make the Las Venturas countryside in close proximity to the city. Note: I don't want another gay Trisha story

 

God mode traffic, gta 4 fixed this/gta 5 broke this

 

[Excalibur Voltaire]

 

• ​No more Half-Assed (Unfinished) City Like Alderney (R* was too lazy)

 

No more Flying Rats

 

No more Classic Weapon Carrying System

 

No more Girlfriend (Booty Call is Enough)

 

Keep the Buying Car but Dont Force us to do it (This is a good way to obtain rare car without having to search it forever)

 

No car Cloning (like when you have Infernus everyone drive the same Infernus) GTA V already fixes this and keep the same for GTA:N

 

No more Buggy 100% competion Reward (like in GTA IV), Give us GTA V and 3D universe reward Combined

 

No more Useless or Nonfunctional Fireman (Looking at you IV)

 

City that didn't have any Variety, Countryside, and have a greyish color (still looking at you IV)

 

No more Useless Attachment (like the Supressor in TBOGT and the flashlight in IV) GTA V Attachment (Including supressor) actually work and keep the same for GTA:N

 

No more Annoying Phone Call, keep it like GTA V (There is time for me to hang with my friend but not everytime and forced, I dont need reward too)

 

Rude as f*ck Driver (like when you stop at red light, idiot from behind smash your car, honk at you, insult you, and skid the side of your car to overtake you. Yes, This is about IV)

 

Like every time i said before NO FEMALE PROTAGONIST

 

Edited July 23, 2017 by CGFforLife

[Journey_95]

 

CGFo

ORLIFE feels like a GTA V breathing 10 year old that hates GTA IV. Anyways, no more kids saying GIVE ME MONEY PLEASE, GIVE ME MONEY on online. No more f*cking updates. They broke GTA V SP totally.

I don't hate IV, don't you see that i also point thing that wrong in V too. Beside, i m 41

 

Looking at your posts here and the one on your account it seems pretty clear that you hate GTA IV and are a GTA V fan

There is no need to list every single thing you disliked about the game and make 3 repetitive posts...kind of overkill dont you think? Just say be nothing like GTA IV.

Edited July 23, 2017 by Journey_95

[Algonquin Assassin]

-I don't want peds losing their minds because we've stood too close to them. It's easily the most immersion breaking part of GTA V. I have a feeling R* tried adding this for realism's sake, but it turns out to be more annoying than anything.

 

-Also I have no desire to see ped interaction come back if it's going to be a pointless gimmick like San Andreas and GTA V. Now I don't expect every single ped to have a series of complicated and intricate dialogue, but it's embarrassing compared to some open world RPGs the best level interaction we've seen is feedback on clothing/hygiene and random mutterings we're likely to forget a few seconds later. It does nothing for us or the game.

 

If by interacting with certain peds they can offer valuable intel such as to where to find a specific target, weapons stashes etc I can see its potential, but it's just one of those things to me that needs to be done right or not at all.

[ITz_cLaude_bAB]

i had an idea of 2 protagonists, maybe one being female. for the first half of the game they both have a completely different storyline, but then around halfway they cross paths and it takes on a storyline with the two of them. i think this would work great if the map was as big as all the concepts that have been made. utilize the space by having the separate story-lines in completely different locations. but other than that i dont want a map as bad as gta 5s. yes its big and has countryside but if you look at the layout, half of it is useless, compact and the road layout isn't realistic at all. also, i think the cars as a whole in gta 5 are really bad, most of them are ugly af and the categories are all wrong.

Cars look horrible in GTA V. Not to mention that not even racing games have so many supercars in them. Holy sh*t.

 

 

CGFo

ORLIFE feels like a GTA V breathing 10 year old that hates GTA IV. Anyways, no more kids saying GIVE ME MONEY PLEASE, GIVE ME MONEY on online. No more f*cking updates. They broke GTA V SP totally.

I don't hate IV, don't you see that i also point thing that wrong in V too. Beside, i m 41

 

Looking at your posts here and the one on your account it seems pretty clear that you hate GTA IV and are a GTA V fan

There is no need to list every single thing you disliked about the game and make 3 repetitive posts...kind of overkill dont you think? Just say be nothing like GTA IV.

He's 41 but likes CoD. Lol

-I don't want peds losing their minds because we've stood too close to them. It's easily the most immersion breaking part of GTA V. I have a feeling R* tried adding this for realism's sake, but it turns out to be more annoying than anything.

 

-Also I have no desire to see ped interaction come back if it's going to be a pointless gimmick like San Andreas and GTA V. Now I don't expect every single ped to have a series of complicated and intricate dialogue, but it's embarrassing compared to some open world RPGs the best level interaction we've seen is feedback on clothing/hygiene and random mutterings we're likely to forget a few seconds later. It does nothing for us or the game.

 

If by interacting with certain peds they can offer valuable intel such as to where to find a specific target, weapons stashes etc I can see its potential, but it's just one of those things to me that needs to be done right or not at all.

I parked my car near a ped and the motherf*cker decided to call the police. What kind of logic is that?

[Queen Elizabeth II]

- Multiple protagonists

 

- West Coast as the location of the next GTA

 

- 70% of cars being sports and muscle cars

 

- Military

 

- Multiplayer mode being the main focus of the developers

 

- Annoying pedestrians who call the police if you stare at them

 

- Collectibles (They should got rid of that a long time ago)

 

- Over-The-Top missions

 

- Childish humour

 

- Bland protagonist / characters

 

- Gang activities

 

- Water activities

 

- Parachuting as a side mission (like in GTA: TBOGT or GTA V).

[AnimalFather]

no working for a corrupt cop theme please.

[RedDagger]

There's a reason the female protag topics get locked (something to do with most people against them being openly misogynistic lmao) so let's not have this thread descend into that, please.

[LongLiveJojo]

I would hate to see these things in a GTA game:

 

-Boring characters. e.g. Bill from IV.

-Unrealistic driving physics.

-Locked interiors.

[VictorVance1239]

One body type online. Seriously, either make it so we have the option to bulk up, get toned, tanned, skinny, etc or..or. yeah just do that. It makes no sense how this game has the NPC/director mode actors in all types of shapes and sizes yet the gta online character is so half assed.

[Netuno_]

I want to see a vehicle handling like GTA VC.

[fangbae]

Please no more mission markers outside my front door. LET ME f*ckING SLEEP OR CHANGE CLOTHES BEFORE I DECIDE I WANNA DO A MISSION. And no time-lapse bullsh*t if I try to start a mission at the wrong time. Bring back "come back at XX:XX am/pm"

 

No more cars blowing to pieces as soon as the roof touches the asphalt.

 

No main character with an annoying family.

[Journey_95]

No annoying SJW like in recent Bioware games! Krem and that dude from ME:A were cringeworthy. But Rockstar has never been like that so everything should be ok.

[Good Hombre]

No annoying SJW like in recent Bioware games! Krem and that dude from ME:A were cringeworthy. But Rockstar has never been like that so everything should be ok.

Rockstar was never politically correct so there's nothing to worry about.

[Pedinhuh]

No more modern cars without reversing lights and blinkers!!!

[JustRob]

I really hope they get rid of mission medals in the next game.

 

I find myself triggered to try and gold everything, even though it's annoying as f*ck. Driving a car carefully the whole mission then f*cking up at the end by slightly scratching it and not getting the "Not a scratch" criteria sucks ass.

 

I hope they toss that out for the next GTA, I don't wanna know how bad I did. Just show me "Mission passed".

Edited August 9, 2017 by ~Tiger~
Merged into anti-wishlist

[Bobbyiscooly]

-Don't make it more focused on online.

-No Shark cards

-Don't make cars that are at ridiculous prices.

-Unfunny satire.

Edited August 10, 2017 by Burnoutgt24

[Pink Pineapple]

- No characters that are too over the top like Trevor or cringeworthy like a woman who can beat up a bunch of men.

 

- No terminator cops.

 

- No restrictions like not allowing you to use weapons indoors or not being able to complete a mission the way you want.

[wagszilla]

- Hyperaggressive "Terminator" police

- No NPC interaction

- Few interior locations

- Interiors are only enterable in missions

- No countryside or a countryside that doesn't feel secluded

- No country music station

- No ability to crouch or go prone

- Poorly developed wanted system

- Money means nothing/is always bountiful

- FIB / UP lapdog storyline trope

- No climbing / vertical traversal

- No weapon storage / weapons caches

[Santoslosvargas2567]

I don't want the game to be like V, the older games were much better in a ton of ways. Multiple protagonists made each character undercooked, meaning you didn't grow to care about them at all. Unsubtle humour, every joke had to be in your face and with 0 layers to it. Unfocused antagonist - you need a consistent villain to oppose the protagonist, to get us on their side and show their values and ideals, not 3 that come out of nowhere and you dispatch easily with no emotion. I don't want the rock station to be soft as sh*t UNLESS it has Toto. Toto has had a top 5 song in 2 GTA games in a row.

 

I don't want animals to be useless, let us feed and befriend them. I don't really want a modern day game. The world hasn't changed enough from 2013 to say anything new. Modern music hasn't been sifted yet, so the sh*t music is still mixed in. Whereas 80s for example we can see how garbage Poison or Rick Astley is so they won't be on GTA radio.

Edited August 26, 2017 by Gokuzbu

[ViceOfLiberty]

I wanna see a natural progression from IV, pretend V never happened.

[0CypherP]

No more jets,tanks and a lot of other military stuff,it doesn't make sense to have this kind of stuff if only the cops are going to stop us from random rampages,bring back six stars or remove these stuff.

[Ryan2501]

Pay-to-enjoy online. If GTA V had the same online system as GTA IV it'd be much more fun IMO. Heck I had more fun playing GTA IV online than GTA V online and there was relatively much less content to play with. Not holding my breath though, I expect the next GTA will be a further step in that direction, not a step away from it.

[PlaysGTAinBathwater]

DLC or online update cars, aircraft, boats and guns dumped on top of story mode. My first time through V wasn't tainted by this. A second, more complete playthrough (platinum, baby) found Franklin standing outside his Aunt's house right after mission one holding 2 assault rifles, 2 SMGs, a high powered rifle, assault shotgun, like nine pistols and a F-ing homing launcher! (no ammo, but still) There's a garage right there in the hood with like 20 cars (multiple super cars). You have fast access to aircraft, right from the start. Speeds up the already rushed story by just dashing away that 1st act feeling of playing a street thug like CJ, or a low level wise guy like Tommy or LCS guy. All those beach bum and hipster cars that never get driven, so many guns that are either the best in their class (SMG, AR, Launcher) or dumb s**t like a musket and fireworks, find a good seamless way to work that into SP, or leave it out.

 

Cars that require gas. I understand these mods are out there for next gen online...WHY?!?! Can't we just be happy to assume that the same mechanic in our contact list, who faithfully brings us our cars on command, no matter how far out into the boonies we've driven, is bringing us a full tank. He brings your car undamaged and clean even if you drove it into the garage with no doors and the motor on fire. Filling cars with gas is right there with mowing the safehouse lawn, minigames where you have to clean old black grass mung from under the mower, and missions given by the Homeowners Association... Steal a car, beat it to s**t, leave it upside down.

 

Really super awful bad country music. KRose was s**ty all around, Rebel Radio had two (whiskey river, ain't livin long like this) good songs that really belong in the game, but they didn't with fit the rest on the station. Mostly older stuff, country western, dumb a** songs like convoy, and one random southern rock track. "Don't Think Hank Done it This Way"... that's close, points for trying, it's Mearl, it's just a terrible song. GTA country stations are full on Hank Williams Sr. when they need to be full on Hank Williams Jr. (not that I like Hank Jr. can't think of a single song of his that GTA should use, more like Willie Nelson or David Allen Coe. Come on, they called it RebelRadio then filled it with music for my Grandmother to enjoy.

 

Is "Anti-Wishlist" a nice way of saying "stupid s**t R* shouldn't have done"?

 

Multiple radio stations that play house music or anything like it

 

Lame 80s soft rock. More Stevie Ray, less Stevie Nicks.

 

Magic bottomless pockets

 

10+ compact cars, 10+ muscle cars, 10+ SUVs, 10+ coups, 10+ sedans, 10+ off-road, 15+ sports cars, 81 super cars. Think of all the cool features that could be fit into the game, or sweet improvements that could be made if so much didn't have to go into all these cars. Planes and choppers, boats! There are way too many boats in GTAV. Keep all the utility and emergency stuff, it's cool. Even if stuff like dump trucks are just details you rarely use, they sort of need to be there. Do we need so many cars?

 

A boring protagonist who's best friend should have been the playable character (Ya boy LD, Long D**k in tha house!), leaving the boring protagonist replaced with a hand full of random nameless home-boys.

 

A sad tool of a protagonist who, when switched over to, left you fighting the urge to drive into the Pacific and just sit there. How was Trevor the best character in V?

 

Over the top protagonist. People who huff gas and wake up drunk in dumpsters aren't funny or wacky characters. More like the dregs of humanity. As a character in a story, Trevor should be going through windows stealing pills and needles from old folks medicine cabinet, not robbing banks. Don't get me wrong, I liked Trevor. He said some funny stuff. But by the end of the story all the serial killer, crazy murderer, fountain vomit, drug junkie, shock value stuff wore thin, and he somehow became as boring as Franklin.

 

Multiple protagonists that share a single story.

 

A one script story with no options, decisions or consequences. The one time R* tries working an RPG style choice into a GTA story, they do it at the end of the story when it couldn't matter less. And oh baby did they do it wrong. In an RPG style setting, what they did to the story was like this..."A slime draws near. Do you?... A: Sacrifice your mage to the slime and hope it goes away. B: Sacrifice your warrior, and hope it goes away. C: Kill the slime and finish the story like it should be finished, so I can buy the damn golf club already."

 

Daily equinox. What if seasons changed? Say, the story spans almost a year and like a three act story or something, the seasons change along with the mood. I'm sure it wouldn't be a realistic slow change, more like a sudden change after a long cut scene at some point in the story that feels like act one has ended, outside, the tree leaves have changed color and nights are a little longer. Do this again with winter at some high point in the story when s**t's all bleak.

 

Can't think of much else, tried not to go into stuff others have covered

 

 

 

 

 

[combustion]

Carpet bombing.

[Excalibur Voltaire]

With all respect,NO GFWL!!!!