Share your best troll methods

[Sky_Light12]

whetever there's someone using free-aimed weapon ( or if he/she has free mode setting ) , start explosion right in front of them to shake off their screen , concentration and surprises them

 

if that's not enough , keep walking into them while they're aiming a weapon , at which their crosshair is obstructed by teamate ( thus , preventing them hitting the trigger command while the crosshair is greyed out )

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

bit of insurgent trolling haha

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NLKxbVN4EY

Edited May 3, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[No Homing]

I was given a golden opportunity like this and it will probably never happen again so I made sure to have a good time trolling

 

 

[P.T.]

whenever there is a wanted car by Simeon and someone grabs it,I take my buzzard and put a prox mine to the entrance of Simeon's export garage and go watch Weasel News in my apt.

 

 

I enjoy doing something similar. I would get to the car first, plant a sticky somewhere on it, trying to make it hard to notice. Then kind of go a few blocks away, wait for someone to come pick it up. Then keep an eye on them in the map, and just before they get to the garage....BOOOOM , they explode with the car . Normally pretty pissed hahaha.

 

 

Also , i like to check a public lobby, for players with the highest amount of Job Points, and lowest rank ,get within two blocks of them, and call a mugger on them, when he gets close , so do i, normally they looking to shoot me, while the mugger comes from behind and knocks them down and take the cash they didnt put in the bank. Ive gotten 10k from this before and is very satisfying.

Edited May 5, 2016 by P.T.

[Hail Sithis]

spawning in giant tank robots and shooting fireworks at confused people

 

 

[DedetOS1]

 

whenever there is a wanted car by Simeon and someone grabs it,I take my buzzard and put a prox mine to the entrance of Simeon's export garage and go watch Weasel News in my apt.

 

 

I enjoy doing something similar. I would get to the car first, plant a sticky somewhere on it, trying to make it hard to notice. Then kind of go a few blocks away, wait for someone to come pick it up. Then keep an eye on them in the map, and just before they get to the garage....BOOOOM , they explode with the car . Normally pretty pissed hahaha.

 

 

Also , i like to check a public lobby, for players with the highest amount of Job Points, and lowest rank ,get within two blocks of them, and call a mugger on them, when he gets close , so do i, normally they looking to shoot me, while the mugger comes from behind and knocks them down and take the cash they didnt put in the bank. Ive gotten 10k from this before and is very satisfying.

 

 

but nothing beats the joy of seeing them go up in smoke after spending money on paint job

[MrMet4]

Step 1: Spawn on Yacht

 

Step 2: Have a friend or random player put $9,000 bounty on you.

 

Step 3: Plant proximity mines all over the entrance to the yacht.

 

Step 4: Invite everyone in the session to the yacht

 

 

Enjoy.

Edited May 5, 2016 by LazerKing

[P.T.]

 

 

whenever there is a wanted car by Simeon and someone grabs it,I take my buzzard and put a prox mine to the entrance of Simeon's export garage and go watch Weasel News in my apt.

 

 

I enjoy doing something similar. I would get to the car first, plant a sticky somewhere on it, trying to make it hard to notice. Then kind of go a few blocks away, wait for someone to come pick it up. Then keep an eye on them in the map, and just before they get to the garage....BOOOOM , they explode with the car . Normally pretty pissed hahaha.

 

 

Also , i like to check a public lobby, for players with the highest amount of Job Points, and lowest rank ,get within two blocks of them, and call a mugger on them, when he gets close , so do i, normally they looking to shoot me, while the mugger comes from behind and knocks them down and take the cash they didnt put in the bank. Ive gotten 10k from this before and is very satisfying.

 

 

but nothing beats the joy of seeing them go up in smoke after spending money on paint job

 

True, that is why i actually wait until their almost to the point of delivery, They have already spent the money on the paint job.They looking on the map, and saying to themselves. I made it , no one is around to kill ......BAMMMM

[Sylent01]

Sniping from the skyscraper construction site is good too. Outside of a strafing run from a jet, you will remain uncontested while picking people off from far away.

 

To enhance the lulz, also attain a 5-star wanted level while here. The cops will be completely ineffective at finding you but if your adversary comes looking for you, he will most likely get killed by the swarming cops and then respawn where you can snipe him with ease. If he fires 1 shot at you, your personal army will retailiate against him!

Bonus points: Ignition bomb your personal vehicle and park it under the site. Angry suckers will attempt to steal your vehicle to spite you after you have sniped them- the rage is glorious!

[Mr_Zombly]

Also, putting sticky bombs my afk friend's backs and watching them run around helpless, although sometimes I get back from being afk and put my headset on, hear the beeps, then try to be as quiet as possible to make it seem like I'm not back so I can go passive, mostly too late anyway.

[Kushology]

Not sure if mention but someone always falls for my Dubsta2 parked outside Burton LSC with ignition bomb..

[FFDP999]

Putting ignition bombs on a high priority vehicle and leaving it somewhere random.

[GodAllMarley]

The usual.. Locking players inside the gun stores. Managed to get 6 at 1 time before, they can climb over the car and go in but they can't come out. Laying proximity mines outside the stores people are in, same with LSC, both entrances and garage door bahahaha. Running over the passive sh*t talkers. Just get a car drive towards them and hop out a few feet before it hits them, and you got a kill. That's only when I'm looking to get into some BS tho, otherwise I'm messing with my cars and outfits

Step 1: Spawn on Yacht

 

Step 2: Have a friend or random player put $9,000 bounty on you.

 

Step 3: Plant proximity mines all over the entrance to the yacht.

 

Step 4: Invite everyone in the session to the yacht

 

 

Enjoy.

Sneaky devil.... I'm gonna do this today

[Chief theef]

 

C/ped from the Bitch and moan section

 

So this host decided to cheap out and give me 15% cut (I was 10x the rank that he was) on pac standard. In the bank I purposely killed the hostages to which gave us NOOSE. I then allowed the host to do most of the work to which resulted in total of 5 deaths. I decided to give him a break and went to the bike area. We got into his car and just as we were about to reach to the boat I did an Allah Akbar by activating a grenade prior to getting into the water. I swam to the boat and just as I got to a close distance..... BOOOOOOOOOOOM! I committed suicide. So the host could no longer use his armor Kur because he drown it in the water near the boat. We were force to go on bikes... then someone died.

 

The tears of the frustration from the host tasted delicious as he finally left the session LOL

I do so love myself at times. So much so

 

 

Thank you, im doing this right now for 5% lol

5% yes i can see.. but doing that at 15%? Thats just being a salty brokeboy

[PS-GTAIVplayer]

Killing players by passive car bailing really pisses people off

Smashing players cars through store doors then blocking them in with my insurgent

Plowing my insurgent into jets/buzzard before players climb in!

 

I could go on and on but il keep it short! Buy an insurgent

 

Best vehicle when playing in asshole mode. Put some sticky bombs on the nose for extra goodness.

[DedetOS1]

Getting a cargobob, picking up a FedEx container and dropping it in a popular place like in front of the Burton LSC so no one can get in.

 

I tried it out yesterday,found a container on the docks but it suddenly disappeared in the air.How do you do it?

[Da Elite Ninjah]

 

 

whenever there is a wanted car by Simeon and someone grabs it,I take my buzzard and put a prox mine to the entrance of Simeon's export garage and go watch Weasel News in my apt.

 

I enjoy doing something similar. I would get to the car first, plant a sticky somewhere on it, trying to make it hard to notice. Then kind of go a few blocks away, wait for someone to come pick it up. Then keep an eye on them in the map, and just before they get to the garage....BOOOOM , they explode with the car . Normally pretty pissed hahaha.

 

 

Also , i like to check a public lobby, for players with the highest amount of Job Points, and lowest rank ,get within two blocks of them, and call a mugger on them, when he gets close , so do i, normally they looking to shoot me, while the mugger comes from behind and knocks them down and take the cash they didnt put in the bank. Ive gotten 10k from this before and is very satisfying.

 

but nothing beats the joy of seeing them go up in smoke after spending money on paint job

The sticky is gone when they enter the garage....

[Hunter]

I was having a bit of fun yesterday going around in my Insurgent and smashing into other players in their cars. I never used weapons, just kept ramming them over and over into buildings and stuff. I managed to make a few explode from it and some would get annoyed that they couldn't escape so would get out to try and shoot me but I'd just run them over.

I love doing that. I pin them against walls, then back up and smash them right back into the wall. If that sends them flying, I'll go wherever they land, then roll them round some more, slam them into another wall, etc. Oh, and throw them off bridges and highways and that kind of thing.

 

I don't know why it's so fun, it just is.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Didn't quite go to plan but still a success

 

 

[gtafan26]

Getting a cargobob, picking up a FedEx container and dropping it in a popular place like in front of the Burton LSC so no one can get in.

What containers ?, I was trying to pick some up today, but had no luck

[DedetOS1]

 

Getting a cargobob, picking up a FedEx container and dropping it in a popular place like in front of the Burton LSC so no one can get in.

What containers ?, I was trying to pick some up today, but had no luck

 

 

there is some in dock area.Look for "ThriftEx" sign on it.But whenever I hook it up,it disappears in air after a few seconds.Hope Cameron tells me how to do the thing...

Edited May 9, 2016 by Freak_Show

[gorskiegangsta]

Cargobob + T20

[D T]

It might be different on next-gen, but the containers always despawn after a couple seconds when I try on PS3.

Edited May 9, 2016 by Deadly Target

[Furry_Monkey]

bit of insurgent trolling haha

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NLKxbVN4EY

 

Achievement unlocked: Renamed to HARBUJAHN THE CREATIVE

 

I am so doing that.

Edited May 9, 2016 by Furry_Monkey

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

 

Achievement unlocked: Renamed to HARBUJAHN THE CREATIVE

 

I am so doing that.

 

When ever i spot someone shopping first thing i think is next victim haha the hair dressing ones are tricky though

[Geisterfaust]

I can confirm it is possible to place ThriftFX container near the LSC on Xbox ONE. Just did it invite only, going to do it public.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Classic case of stealing another players car includes a bail kill at the end

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH0oLtYhEkk

Edited May 9, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Geisterfaust]

You have to stay within the vicinity though or it will despawn pretty quickly. I usually park my Insurgent there before so I can push it into the doorway without going too far to get in.

Well, you're absolutely right here about staying close, but why do you bother with Insurgent? Just pack it with the bob, you're not going anywhere with it.

[JON22]

If I could be bothered playing I'd be laying mines at the start areas of time trials this week lol.

[booskaa]

This thread is classic, I'll definitely be trying some of these haha