Share your best troll methods

[Crazy_Cico007]

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Edited May 2, 2016 by Cico555

[Crazy_Cico007]

 

Drive t20 and pick another player,then drive towards water and when you get close water jump from your car.

Someone already said, you are wasting money on Insurance doing that. But if you're a glitched billionaire, then I suppose you have to get your kicks somehow, now that there is no sense of achievement in the game for you.

 

Passenger pay insurance not me

[LordRaijin]

C/ped from the Bitch and moan section

 

So this host decided to cheap out and give me 15% cut (I was 10x the rank that he was) on pac standard. In the bank I purposely killed the hostages to which gave us NOOSE. I then allowed the host to do most of the work to which resulted in total of 5 deaths. I decided to give him a break and went to the bike area. We got into his car and just as we were about to reach to the boat I did an Allah Akbar by activating a grenade prior to getting into the water. I swam to the boat and just as I got to a close distance..... BOOOOOOOOOOOM! I committed suicide. So the host could no longer use his armor Kur because he drown it in the water near the boat. We were force to go on bikes... then someone died.

 

The tears of the frustration from the host tasted delicious as he finally left the session LOL

 

I do so love myself at times. So much so

 

 

Edited May 2, 2016 by LordRaijin

[MCMXCII]

I trace players' IP address, begin dating their mother, become their new step-father, and then ground them from playing GTA Online.

Pics or gtfo.

[wudisc]

Spawn a titan on top of the titan in "Titan of a Job".

[LordRaijin]

 

I trace players' IP address, begin dating their mother, become their new step-father, and then ground them from playing GTA Online.

videos or gtfo.

 

 

Fixed it for you

[Jerking For Soup]

This one is a funny one to do if you have spare time.

 

- Go on call

- wait

- joining game

- wait

- 10 mins passed

- ppl send you "start game pls" messages.

- send them "lmao" and "Topkek" messages back.

- wait until players leave lobby and leave host all alone.

- lol

[DedetOS1]

- send them "Topkek" messages back.

 

 

[theEwing1979]

I've barely played in about 8 weeks but reading this thread has inspired me, I'm going to log on and spend a few hours being a total c*nt.

[Audi]

That's the spirit!!

[Cubanoking99]

Ignore those who are attempting to troll me, I mute them and keep doing what I'm doing.

 

Ignoring someone who is trolling you or attempting to troll you stirs them into an IMPOTENT RAGE!

[Retired Mafia]

Did this with a friend once when we had a long week and needed a laugh. We got a granger, the car that seats 8 players. I put a stickybomb on the inside of the drivers door. Went to the LSC downtown and quickly send out a text to everyone in the lobby saying "Cash$$ money drop at my location". Within 5 minutes 6 or 7 players arrived at my location. send those players a text again "Get in car, need all in to spawn cash" (lame excuse). Then drove off with the 6 or 7 players inside the car or hanging on the sides. Jumped out, detonated the sticky bomb.

 

Now i expected everybody to spawnkill me. but instead they returned and asked "where is my money?" so i texted them all saying something went wrong, and did the same thing over again

[MCMXCII]

Did this with a friend once when we had a long week and needed a laugh. We got a granger, the car that seats 8 players. I put a stickybomb on the inside of the drivers door. Went to the LSC downtown and quickly send out a text to everyone in the lobby saying "Cash$$ money drop at my location". Within 5 minutes 6 or 7 players arrived at my location. send those players a text again "Get in car, need all in to spawn cash" (lame excuse). Then drove off with the 6 or 7 players inside the car or hanging on the sides. Jumped out, detonated the sticky bomb.

 

Now i expected everybody to spawnkill me. but instead they returned and asked "where is my money?" so i texted them all saying something went wrong, and did the same thing over again

I have to try this one!

[rlk232]

When people are doing retarded crap, like being noobs, on missions, I do this. Get my helicopter, tell them to get in so I'll help them kill the bad guys and cut them apart with my chopper blades. I text them "oops, sorry" then do the same thing again and leave. They get so mad, especially with my level 580 character. It's HILARIOUS.

[The Wandering Hunter]

Swift deluxe

Proxy mine

 

Kuruma trolls vs sticky at my feet

 

General jet griefing

 

Random suiciding while fighting

 

Constant going OTR

 

Turreted limo trolling of noobs

 

Buzzard trolling of myself every time I try to kill with it

[Vicious R1]

I don't think this works anymore, but years ago when inviting people to your apartment was a big deal, me and a friend would have one of us place a sticky on the other's back. They'd accept the invite and get teleported to the apartment, and then when they got close to a large group of people they'd tell me to detonate it.

 

It was so funny. Wish we could still do that.

You used to be able to do this even after going passive. I used to take out wall breachers like this. I'd throw C4 on my buddies back and then he goes passive, jumps into wall breach. He tells me when.. BOOM

[Jerking For Soup]

 

I don't think this works anymore, but years ago when inviting people to your apartment was a big deal, me and a friend would have one of us place a sticky on the other's back. They'd accept the invite and get teleported to the apartment, and then when they got close to a large group of people they'd tell me to detonate it.

 

It was so funny. Wish we could still do that.

You used to be able to do this even after going passive. I used to take out wall breachers like this. I'd throw C4 on my buddies back and then he goes passive, jumps into wall breach. He tells me when.. BOOM

 

Shame R* have patched this instead of letting our sticky bomb vigilantes bring smooth justice to those wall-breachers.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

i've had huge list of my trolling techniques ( hence my nickname " insane troll " )

but i was the one who discovered phone call spamming

 

Sorry to burst your bubble, but we* used to do that in GTA4.

 

*me and lots of other players

 

All we had was endless trolling in IV especially that kick option it was a public offer out lol (bring the kickers name back)

My little trick was to hide in the bowling alley armed to the teeth with a large vehicle blocking the doors and spam the kick function

I could shoot out easy but shooting in was hard............great times

Edited May 2, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[tannedchoccyuk]

a group of kids have started to say bad things about us.. so i was pretending like i know a good money glitch so theyve were begging me for my forgiveness.. invited them to my vip group told them to go to a certain location where i picked up a tank. set friendly fire on... and thats me endless cheap kills because they spawned in my area.. killed them at least 30 times each... asked them how they like the glitch they were no happy

[FrugalDangerMan]

I don't know if this is trolling but I was in a session with 3 other players. Being VIP I started executive search and just wandered around. One of the players headed toward me and started searching. Because I was off radar I was able to sneak up on him at least a dozen times.

 

He was so mad.

 

Fun times.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

I don't know if this is trolling but I was in a session with 3 other players. Being VIP I started executive search and just wandered around. One of the players headed toward me and started searching. Because I was off radar I was able to sneak up on him at least a dozen times.

 

He was so mad.

 

Fun times.

Depends if you annoyed them beforehand

[scoobyfreak]

C/ped from the Bitch and moan section

 

So this host decided to cheap out and give me 15% cut (I was 10x the rank that he was) on pac standard. In the bank I purposely killed the hostages to which gave us NOOSE. I then allowed the host to do most of the work to which resulted in total of 5 deaths. I decided to give him a break and went to the bike area. We got into his car and just as we were about to reach to the boat I did an Allah Akbar by activating a grenade prior to getting into the water. I swam to the boat and just as I got to a close distance..... BOOOOOOOOOOOM! I committed suicide. So the host could no longer use his armor Kur because he drown it in the water near the boat. We were force to go on bikes... then someone died.

 

The tears of the frustration from the host tasted delicious as he finally left the session LOL

 

I do so love myself at times. So much so

 

 

Thank you, im doing this right now for 5% lol

[Arrows to Athens]

Driving in front of players in missions and not letting them pass (Duel 1971 re-enactment), along with some ramming. All done with my matte grey Brawler, or maybe sometimes the Insurgent, but I don't drive it that often.

[DBrasco]

I play possum, especially during things like the melee, drive-by and headshot challenges. I literally just stand there and act AFK, and players just roll up to me all casual, expecting to get a nice easy kill.

 

Because of this I always snipe AFK players from a distance.

[Skeve613]

Something I've done to friends multiple times... get an annoying looping horn, activate passive mode, then follow someone around with the horn constantly going until the angry/amused/confused messages start showing up.

[Jerking For Soup]

Here's one.

 

- Join a Stunters V Snipers or Rockets V Insurgents lobby.

- Spawn and go into Stealth Mode.

- While some poor fellow is shooting at your enemies, hold A or X to run slowly into them.

- Aim to move them off the side of the platform.

- Profit.

[Geisterfaust]

 

If I find another player's personal vehicle, I will look for a cargobob and pick it up. Fly it over water and release the car. I don't have to pay the insurance, but I think the other player does.

no one pays insurance in that case...

 

the player get the car at "NO CHARGE" the days of insurance trollin ended with patch 1.14 back in 2014.

 

And that is the reason you don't let this car go. With buffed Bob it's even more fun. First rocket won't blow you, but it will blow up the car 90%.

[Vicious R1]

 

 

I don't think this works anymore, but years ago when inviting people to your apartment was a big deal, me and a friend would have one of us place a sticky on the other's back. They'd accept the invite and get teleported to the apartment, and then when they got close to a large group of people they'd tell me to detonate it.

 

It was so funny. Wish we could still do that.

You used to be able to do this even after going passive. I used to take out wall breachers like this. I'd throw C4 on my buddies back and then he goes passive, jumps into wall breach. He tells me when.. BOOM

 

Shame R* have patched this instead of letting our sticky bomb vigilantes bring smooth justice to those wall-breachers.I know. Maybe a fix on that for CG is reasonable since they fixed all if not most of the wall breaches.. But last gen they should have left it alone except a fix for the C4 in apartments thing.

 

Another troll thing I liked to do when bored, was host "parties" in my apartment. I'd call a stripper up and encourage everyone that accepted the invite to drink up. Then I offer to show everyone my garage full of street bikes... Kick everyone out the apartment and BOOM. 5 C4 spread out at my front door.

Edited May 3, 2016 by Vicious R1

[jyssys]

I unintentionally trolled quite some people in the lobby yesterday. I got into a Hydra while in passive mode, just to fly around while looking at the general mayhem in the city, and everywhere I flew people went passive almost as soon as I got on their minimap. I guess I looked like the common jet griefer.

[AUScowboy]

Here's one.

 

- Join a Stunters V Snipers or Rockets V Insurgents lobby.

- Spawn and go into Stealth Mode.

- While some poor fellow is shooting at your enemies, hold A or X to run slowly into them.

- Aim to move them off the side of the platform.

- Profit.

lol...Thats so balls dirty..and lazy! But hilarious nonetheless..