Share your best troll methods

[CarimboHanky]

 

 

If I find another player's personal vehicle, I will look for a cargobob and pick it up. Fly it over water and release the car. I don't have to pay the insurance, but I think the other player does.

no one pays insurance in that case...

 

the player get the car at "NO CHARGE" the days of insurance trollin ended with patch 1.14 back in 2014.

[MCMXCII]

This thread has given me a lot of new ways to go about playing the game.

[stroup]

I'm a Passive Aggressive.

 

In a public room I am always in passive mode. If someones being a dick I just follow them in my T20. It amuse me the various ways they try & lose me or kill me. It never works as I'm in PASSIVE MODE. After a period of time the asshat realizes they can't win & I'm not gonna leave them alone so they leave the room having wasted time/ammo/bombs/petrol cans/blown up their own vehicle/been killed by the cops numerous times.

 

I win & haven't wasted a single bullet in the process.

[Audi]

Fly a jet really high up above the clouds. Other players can't tell how high up you are. Their time in the lobby is filled with pure paranoia of an impending dive bombing (but you never actually attack).

[REXX]

Take your Dubsta2 to LSC, install ignition bomb and park it on the outside, just like Dubsta2 spawns. Wait for someone to spot it.

 

You've just made my day! I only started farming them two days ago. Oh, I'm gonna enjoy myself tomorrow!

[Sky_Light12]

apparently , play rickroll music on your mic

Ahya-hya-hya-hya

[MeisterJazz]

Play surfin bird in a public lobby while driving a pink faggio in passive mode.

[DarkRayquaza99]

Whenever there is someone's personal vehicle in the helipad area by the docks, I push their car into the water with mine. Malicious action without repercussion (ie insurance)!

[EkaSwede]

Sending Rockstar e-mails telling them to only focus on new adversary modes.

[Shaytan]

Sending Rockstar e-mails telling them to only focus on new adversary modes.

Don't forget to also send a list of all the cars you'd like to have Bennyfied for the next years.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

apparently , play rickroll music on your mic

Ahya-hya-hya-hya

Cheesy music usually results in mass kicking from most the lobby haha

[cipher656]

jet griefer taunting using the besra then when you get bored either go into passive or eject to safety and watch the messages either insult you for going passive after they have spent the last 10 minutes trying to shoot you down or you get some cocky message saying that they shot me even though i ejected long before they cannoned the plane. Other peoples anger sustains me.

[Sky_Light12]

 

apparently , play rickroll music on your mic

Ahya-hya-hya-hya

Cheesy music usually results in mass kicking from most the lobby haha

effectiveness is depends , like a group of white supremacist can be " turned on " by a rap music

 

- in case provoking someone who is trying to ram you off the road , being a creative with matador can end up the mad driver " hoist by his own petard " ( provided luring into the water )

- when someone hates squeaker , you know pitching your voice higher is pissed them off more

- they said they hate chradders , so i painted all of my personal vehicles with chrome paintjobs and a license plate reading " 12YrOLD "

- plant mines on all wallbreach entrances ( hard because not all players are glitchers ) , intended result would be " WTF ?! "

- get a normal insurgent then block the LSC entrances to ensure that NOBODY dupes in that garage

- i had it those damn " X vs X " jobs . to make those sickos no longer play it , better mass-produce spawn-trap disguised job

- like typical FPS mode , you can block their view by just keep standing infront of them and invading their personal space , added bonus for " kiss " action for unisex . they can't shoots and even if they brandish explosives , well you'll predict the result

- if you're sick someone is keep ramming you with armored kuruma . why not remove all of it's door ?

- a player in the plane ( the plane is in the hangar ) can't get out when fellow teamate is in the way

- your teamate are about to deliver the hydra so they can take EMP out , but you got in their way by blocking the hangar

- 1 armored kuruma + passive mode + 3 star wanted level + go to the shootout = massive shootout and hilarity ensues

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Best Troll I do is to wait until they follow me in their Squeaker Shell....

 

Then run all the way up the map to Paleto Bay and pull into my house on Procopio, leaving them buzzing the door.

 

I have led at least three of four on 15+ minutes chases all over the map, they never give up, but I have never been shot during the chase.

 

I have had texts, rants, voice chat screams "Sikee, fight like a man, stop running!" You just keep going....

Edited May 1, 2016 by Sikee Atric

[rinne_izayoi]

when I get a bounty, get on jets or plane, then fly along the load as if I were on the load.

Then I have some newbies who follow to me drive whole of LS despite they never catch me.

Then I get rage text... "hacker" "under the map"

Edited May 1, 2016 by rinne_izayoi

[hispls]

^^^^^

 

This whole thread....

 

Whoever rated this game "M for Mature" completely missed the mark.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Here we have one player trolling two these two started trolling the wrong player lol

 

And on the way to defend their organizations yacht i went off passive and set off a grenade. Im questioning if they even new id jumped aboard haha

 

Edited May 1, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[FuqOutTheWay]

Mugging someone and killing them when they are down or going off radar with sticky bombs on my car are the methods i use most.

[labrat_md]

when I get a bounty, get on jets or plane, then fly along the load as if I were on the load.

Then I have some newbies who follow to me drive whole of LS despite they never catch me.

Then I get rage text... "hacker" "under the map"

 

Really? Load instead of road? And you're japanese? What the hell is this game you asians are playing with us!!!

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Passive panto kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7R6IPEMeXg

 

Pissing off a butterfly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMOxDnVJ52s

Edited May 1, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Zader]

the only trolling i do is being a great new friend to new players online and then sometimes driving them in a circle around the map at such speeds that theyll die if they jump off my bike

[Nomis24]

I don't have any fun from being a dick to random. That being said I don't really ''troll'' any random.

 

The only thing that I do that might enter in that category, is when there is a free mode event like hold the wheel or hot property( the briefcase one not sure about the name), I go in the middle of the city in a subway tunnel and I go under a road so the other players think I'm on that road. After a bit of waiting, there is usually a few players going around trying to find me (most of the time they are too dumb to think about underground tunnel) and once there is one player that decide to shoot another, they all start to kill each other instead of trying to find me.

Edited May 1, 2016 by Nomis24

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I just always stay smug since i relize this is just a game and further if people sh*ttalk i just tell them their tears are delicious

And i put mines on people their cars if i shot them out of it

[Skeve613]

Passive panto kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7R6IPEMeXg

 

Pissing off a butterfly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMOxDnVJ52s

Panto is OP haha

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

Panto is OP haha

 

Ive had fun with the little beast today and the mighty faggio (short 1min vid of suicide faggio bomb)

 

Edited May 1, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Zader]

In all honesty, just being overtly friendly is the best thing you can do. Like there's some marksman spam tryhard rolling around taking the easy way out and meanwhile I've just got my mic plugged in saying things like "Wow! You sure got me friend, and how clever of you to respawn with full health! Nice thinking!" and the like to the point that they tell me to shut up.

I never actually instigate fights, but being able to end them just by being obnoxious is great.

 

Also stepping out of my Osiris or T20 while in passive right before the person right behind it fires a homing missile is a fantastic sight to behold.

[MrcTOtheJ]

I need to try that Dubsta 2 thing. Sounds great.

 

My favorite is either being the bait somewhere rigged with prox mines, or just leaving some at LSC, usually the central one everyone uses, and then just go off and do whatever while waiting. Usually people don't stop to listen for the beep.

[aquahaze2]

Sometimes I pick random people to just kill. And then after they leave I track them down and kill them some more. I mean I can't find a decent death match and co op is out of the question so I might as well try to get a some kind of challenge going

[MCMXCII]

Fly a jet really high up above the clouds. Other players can't tell how high up you are. Their time in the lobby is filled with pure paranoia of an impending dive bombing (but you never actually attack).

After I bought my Hydra, that's usually what I'll do although I will attack any aircraft that heads in my direction.

[FlacidJack]

I play possum, especially during things like the melee, drive-by and headshot challenges. I literally just stand there and act AFK, and players just roll up to me all casual, expecting to get a nice easy kill. I've won the headshot challenge doing just that.

lol same, my favourite is when I'm actually going AFK so I stand where no npcs walk or drive and put mines at each entry point. Sometimes the AFK killers will get killed by one mine then choose the other entry and get killed again, it's as if they're trolling themselves over and over.

 

I don't go out of my way to troll though. Not unless someone screws with me first, and I'm surely not sharing my methods with this forum