Share your best troll methods

[DuckEarly]

Ok ladies, heres what you do

 

First become ceo, recruit 3 lackeys and get them all in your buzzard

 

Fly to chilliad

 

Slam helicopter into side of mountain

 

Leave your controller as your rent a mob falls down hill to their deaths repeatedly

 

Wait patiently until eventually one of your lackeys manages to procure a vehicle and attempts to pick you up

 

Hijack sed vehicle and destory it

 

Rinse and repeat

[dieseltech20]

lately snipin ppl from LOMBANK tower top.securing the elevator with mines. 10kills in minutes all the time

I love doing this as well. Perfect views all around. Hundreds of kills since the last update.

 

Having read this thread I head over to LSC and plant proxy mines in between Sniping runs.

[Smooth Longsack]

I just fly a lazer as close as possible to a player without ever firing. Sometimes i get too close and kill them or crash or both.

 

Eta- i totally agree with the Lombank sniping fest. It's literally the best roof in the game. No jet can run from a heavy sniper+BST+Lombank. f*ckING OP!

Edited July 3, 2016 by Smooth Longsack

[Happy Hunter]

Big old bump, but I can be such a troll sometimes.

 

[Big Molio]

Off the radar or ghost organisation, then run up and stab / bash players.

Edited February 7, 2017 by Big Molio

[No Homing]

So last night I saw some level 40 noob trying to get a Lazer from the Base so I decided to 'help' out. But it turned out I'm not very good at 'helping' because when I got a Lazer from the Base I 'accidentally' put some C4 on it. And when I landed the Lazer and the poor noob got in, I 'accidentally' disabled passive mode and 'accidentally' detonated the C4. And then I 'accidentally' sniped him a couple more times. But hey, atleast I 'tried' to 'help', right?

[OBeef619]

I still like picking up randoms, driving way into the mountainside, booting passenger, drive off and leave them stranded for a long walk to be able to get a vehicle delivered.

 

(They get shot gunned if they ask for money)

[SHADOW OPS]

Transporting to my apartment constantly for no reason.