Share your best troll methods

[SoggyVictim]

I'm curious about your ways to troll other players in gta online, whether it be free-roam, jobs, heists setups, lts', etc. However under-handed or low they might seem please don't hesitate to tell us how low you've gone to make those randoms' volcanoes explode with anger.

[REXX]

I troll trolls. My favourite? Usually running over try hard cowards who go passive mode cos' they're scared of a certain stat dropping. Bison with trailer and boat, drive straight into them, boat does the work.

Edited April 30, 2016 by REXX93

[XenoxX]

Well, I only realy "troll", when I see hackers, and the process is usualy the following:

1. Tell them that they suck and ruin this game and they should die on cancer

 

2. Switch the Lobby

 

On another note, I could have sworn we allready had this thread here...it didn't turn out well...

[Mr_Zombly]

Drive them to a place far from a road, throw them out of car drive off.

[Dankton9]

The good old block the doors with a car of a 7/11 someone is robbing.

Let someone chase you down the pier/any body of water deep enough, wait by the edge and as they speed towards you, switch to passive.

[Sky_Light12]

i've had huge list of my trolling techniques ( hence my nickname " insane troll " )

but i was the one who discovered phone call spamming

[DrSweatySphincter]

1.Become the beast, get in jet. No need for off the radar.
2.Get jet, land it near people, put sticky bomb on it. Watch them get inside, take off.....boom.

 

[Hunter]

Get in an unarmed helicopter, hide behind buildings until you can hover over your enemy. Call a mugger, crush them while they're down.

 

It can get some explosive reactions off people.

[Furry_Monkey]

I play possum, especially during things like the melee, drive-by and headshot challenges. I literally just stand there and act AFK, and players just roll up to me all casual, expecting to get a nice easy kill. I've won the headshot challenge doing just that.

Edited April 30, 2016 by Furry_Monkey

[MikeyDLuffy]

Other players rolling the pacific standard finale. I don't employ troll tactics btw

Edited April 30, 2016 by MikeyDLuffy

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Killing players by passive car bailing really pisses people off

Smashing players cars through store doors then blocking them in with my insurgent

Plowing my insurgent into jets/buzzard before players climb in!

 

I could go on and on but il keep it short! Buy an insurgent

[DedetOS1]

whenever there is a wanted car by Simeon and someone grabs it,I take my buzzard and put a prox mine to the entrance of Simeon's export garage and go watch Weasel News in my apt.

[Shaytan]

Park an NPC car blocking the door of a shop when someone's inside, you'll be amazed how many people don't know about suicide option (bonus points if you stay on top of the car doing random actions at them, while they keep running into the doors). Another alternate is to place a proxy at the outside, but this doesn't work at every one since on some, NPCs walk too close and activate them.

 

Take your Dubsta2 to LSC, install ignition bomb and park it on the outside, just like Dubsta2 spawns. Wait for someone to spot it.

 

Either place a proxy at LSC entrance, or get a NPC car, install ignition bomb, and park it blocking the entrance.

 

As VIP, get yourself a simple outfit and activate the corporate area job. Get an NPC car and drive following the rules, pretending you're an NPC. (if you don't believe this'll work, let me tell you that I drove past some guys an a Insurgent multiple times, they didn't spotted me and ended up qiitting)

 

Buy a Besra and fly arround very high and then flying straight down when flying over other players, like if you were going to attack them. Besra has the same hudmap icon as the Hydra and the Lazer, as well as the sound, speed and roughly the same shape when seen at distance.

 

This one's a old one, but worth to mention - when having a bounty on you, go to the underground tunnels and stay on a place it's right bellow a road. People will drive over there just to see you're not there.

[AllanSK8]

lol OP that profile pic made me laugh , as for Trolling, luv to jet grief squeakers on mic, that is all

[XenoxX]

Killing players by passive car bailing really pisses people off

Smashing players cars through store doors then blocking them in with my insurgent

Plowing my insurgent into jets/buzzard before players climb in!

 

I could go on and on but il keep it short! Buy an insurgent

Oh, I remember a dickhead trying to trap me inside a clothing store...

Well he was there like "haha" for a minute...

I simply commited suicide and spawn killed that f*cker until he went passive...

God, some people just need to get some education the hard way.

[Crazy_Cico007]

Drive t20 and pick another player,then drive towards water and when you get close water jump from your car.

[l Marksman God l]

My best troll moment was destroying 26 cars in a car meet with my jet. I didn't even pay insurance because of Hostile Takeover. I received like 15 hate messages

[DedetOS1]

Drive t20 and pick another player,then drive towards water and when you get close water jump from your car.

that's too much insurance fee man,you should try another car

[Shadowfennekin]

Drive t20 and pick another player,then drive towards water and when you get close water jump from your car.

This is my favorite way of trolling,

 

Plowing through aircraft taking off with my Insurgent is another.

[Pinkarella]

Whenever a stranger decides to molest me at my crib. Ringing the door, begging to get in, I call a mugger, put a bounty on them or Merryweather. I do not want these people to hang around my house and f*ck do I know you??? NAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

Went to LSC with my hearse, installed a bomb, parked it in nice spot, got me a nice place to see the tragedy and switched headset to public and yelled, OMG a hearse. Y'all come get it...

 

I place mines close to abandoned cars.

Edited April 30, 2016 by Pinkarella

[No Use For A Name]

Turn on mic, turn on iPod dock, play these songs:

 

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ykh86ccOwH8

[grand theft spaghetti]

you know what, i dont want (It's spelled Raavi, go edit your post) to send me another warning so im just gonna delete my joke.

 

you want to grief a griefer? kill them once and then put it in passive. they will lose their mind with rage and stalk you in the lobby until one of you leaves.

Edited April 30, 2016 by grand theft spaghetti

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

Killing players by passive car bailing really pisses people off

Smashing players cars through store doors then blocking them in with my insurgent

Plowing my insurgent into jets/buzzard before players climb in!

 

I could go on and on but il keep it short! Buy an insurgent

Oh, I remember a dickhead trying to trap me inside a clothing store...

Well he was there like "haha" for a minute...

I simply commited suicide and spawn killed that f*cker until he went passive...

God, some people just need to get some education the hard way.

 

You'd be surprised at the amount of people that dont commit suicide and spend 20minutes kicking the door and sending messages some people seriously are that stupid lol

 

You can also give them company with a mugger

Edited April 30, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[CaptSpalding]

No.

[barttjee]

If I find another player's personal vehicle, I will look for a cargobob and pick it up. Fly it over water and release the car. I don't have to pay the insurance, but I think the other player does.

[Skeve613]

Straight-up killing people doesn't amuse me in of itself, as to me the way in which it happens is far more important. I particularly have a lack of empathy for people who visit shops in public free mode and refuse to use passive mode as it was intended, and thus much of my low-road behavior is directed towards such people:

 

 

Booby-trap the Burton LSC with proximity mines, ideally one at each entrance and one in front of the main door. If you are lucky, the mines will respawn several times each and kill someone each time. For extra salt, head to your apartment/garage and put another couple of mines outside where people will trigger them if they try to camp outside to kill you. Another devious tactic is to periodically cycle between passive mode on/off, as this also enables/disables the proximity mines you have placed, which can lull people into thinking they have despawned.

 

Other proximity mine targets:

• Other LSC locations (just one at each, at most)
• Benny's
• For CG: free mode objectives like Hold the Wheel or Moving Target vehicles and King of the Hill locations.
• For LG: Simeon High Priority vehicles, Distract the Cops locations.
• The helipads where people usually spawn jets/choppers: Vespucci Marina and the hospital.
• If people are going into Zancudo, the main Lazer jet spawn points in the military base.
• Players who are obviously AFK. Place the mine(s) just far enough away so they won't immediately trigger, but close enough so as soon as the person moves the mines will go off.

Park a T20/Osiris right in the door to the Burton LSC. You can either try to force people to blow it up and pay the insurance by disabling vehicle access, or put an ignition bomb in it and hope the insurance premium induces people to try to get in an move it out of the way. Or both, if you don't care about money at all. Either way, someone will very likely get angry.

 

With a bounty on you, head into the Metro tunnels and count how many angry people cluelessly circle around aboveground. For extra irritation, put proximity mines above your location beforehand and at the entrances.

 

Call muggers on people, of course. Use the TV spectate function in garages/apartments to help pick the best moment, and to spectate.

 

When you find someone in a store in public lobbies who has not been smart enough to enable passive mode:

• Use the Cargobob to steal personal vehicles parked outside.
• Block the door with an Insurgent, tank, etc.
• Place a proximity mine just outside the door, or right on their personal vehicle.
• Kill the shopkeeper or otherwise try to interrupt them.
• Use an insurgent to smash up their personal vehicle; turn on passive mode to really annoy people.

Recruit a friend or two with Insurgents, then find a person and start smashing them up in their car until it stops working or explodes, or they try to get out and kill you on foot. Armored Kurumas are particularly good targets.

Activate passive mode and pilot a Valkyrie chopper, then have a friend not in passive mode hop in. Find other players and land as though offering a ride, but have your friend jump out and immediately kill the person as soon as they can.

Leave your personal vehicle somewhere with access set to Everyone. If someone takes it, watch the minimap or TV in your garage/apartment and set access to No One at a suitably inopportune moment. You can also do this with Pegasus vehicles by requesting a new vehicle; with air vehicles, this often causes people to crash and suicide.

Encountered an idler in a mission, especially one of those ones who grabs the mission objective and then tries to go idle somewhere you can't kill them? Use the Merryweather airstrike option from the phone to kill them if they've tried to go somewhere a vehicle won't reach, ideally placing the flare somewhere close enough to ensure they are hit by not where they can see it. Throwing it on a level below their location works great, as the air strike comes down vertically. This is also a way to kill those annoying rooftop snipers or anyone hiding at the top of a ladder.

Making diving passes at people with a jet to get them to pull out a homing launcher, then call a mugger on them. Done right, the mugger will hit them as they are staring at the sky, giving you a chance to kill them while the mugger escapes if you so desire.

[Coleco]

Take your Dubsta2 to LSC, install ignition bomb and park it on the outside, just like Dubsta2 spawns. Wait for someone to spot it.

 

I must confess, I do this on occasion and enjoy the result more than I ought to.

 

Even better if mics are on and there's a vocal reaction.

[deadx23]

I hide under a bridge and wait till some one crosses I jump out and say "you have to pay a toll"

[Hunter]

 

 

• Players who are obviously AFK. Place the mine(s) just far enough away so they won't immediately trigger, but close enough so as soon as the person moves the mines will go off.

 

What about putting a sticky bomb on their back?

[XenoxX]

 

 

 

• Players who are obviously AFK. Place the mine(s) just far enough away so they won't immediately trigger, but close enough so as soon as the person moves the mines will go off.

 

What about putting a sticky bomb on their back?

 

That is actualy funny as hell, if it is properly placed, and the player tries to shoot you, he will explode.

That way you can do a "psychological test", if he decides to shoot you randomly, he'll die for it, if not, nothing will happen....

...or you might blow him up later.