C'mon kids, let's go Panto Bowling!

[fw3]

Anyone who says that GTAO is boring and there's nothing to do anymore simply lacks a creative mind or an interest to keep this game fresh.

When I find myself alone in a lobby, after grinding missions and playing Survivals, and whatnot, I've been playing this stupid game to entertain myself.

But I have to admit – it's really dogbamned funny! PANTO BOWLING!

It works anywhere there's a clean line (like a sidewalk) and a gathering of NPCs.

Simply line it up... take aim... and BOWL!

I know it's stupid, but again, if you're bored and looking for something funny to chill your wicks, then give it a try.
And because it's a Panto, you can easily hide somewhere once the two stars fall on you.

Cheers!

 

Carefully line up your Panto with the pins...

 

... and GRONK!!! down they fall like a 6'7" tight end with a torn ACL!

[M.K.N.]

If only Niko Bellic would go bowling with Roman, that would've been something.

[OBeef619]

This is going to be the next Adversary Mode.

[*Lola]

I would enjoy that game more if it was set with idiots that fail heists/setups.

"Bowling for Idiots" , next dlc.

[Mattoropael]

I was under the impression that this was going to be a thread about an Insurgent smashing into 10 Pantos.

[Cubanoking99]

No sarcasm but this is an adversary mode I'd actually like if rockstar released it, great idea OP.

[Creme_Brulee]

It'd work as an adversary mode even better if you were meant to take a jump off a ramp before hitting the pins, otherwise it's very easy to hit them all.

[FlacidJack]

Silly question, do you jump out of the car before striking the pins? If not I think I've played this before.

 

 

No sarcasm but this is an adversary mode I'd actually like if rockstar released it, great idea OP.

then just bake it yourself with the creator, no need to beg R* for crumbs.

[Cubanoking99]

Silly question, do you jump out of the car before striking the pins? If not I think I've played this before.

 

 

No sarcasm but this is an adversary mode I'd actually like if rockstar released it, great idea OP.

then just bake it yourself with the creator, no need to beg R* for crumbs.

I'm not begging just saying since rockstar has been steadily giving us adversary modes as "new dlc", this as an adversary mode that actually sounds fun and new.

 

I'd love to make it but my quality on the creator mode is mediocre at best so I'm unable to do it properly. Maybe OP will make it? Fingers crossed.

[fw3]

I was under the impression that this was going to be a thread about an Insurgent smashing into 10 Pantos.

This would be awesome. I'd be up for this, anytime!

[RideEmOut2]

Bribe cops, floor it down sidewalk, repeat. Am I f*cked up?

[Pedinhuh]

Where's Roman when you need him, LOl

[Mr Walker]

Wait, so, nobody has ever done this before with any kind of car? Mowing down pedestrians on the sidewalk is one of my favourite past times when I get really bored.

I like to hear the screams.

[gtafan26]

I do have to admit, I love taking out those blue shirted bowling pins.

 

@fw3, what console are you playing on ?

Edited April 30, 2016 by gtafan26

[rodrich266]

Haha awesome OP

[Blondude]

Wait, so, nobody has ever done this before with any kind of car? Mowing down pedestrians on the sidewalk is one of my favourite past times when I get really bored.

Pretty sure people have been mowing down pedestrians since 1997.

[MeisterJazz]

I was under the impression that this was going to be a thread about an Insurgent smashing into 10 Pantos.

Ohhhhhh, i was so hoping this

[Pedinhuh]

I much rather get my Insurgent to do this.

 

The fathest I can launch an NPC vehicle, the more satisfying it is, bonus points if I can make it explode on the impact.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I was under the impression that this was going to be a thread about an Insurgent smashing into 10 Pantos.

coud be realy fun....especialy if you coud stack them somehow

[rodrich266]

I much rather get my Insurgent to do this.

 

The fathest I can launch an NPC vehicle, the more satisfying it is, bonus points if I can make it explode on the impact.

I could literally spend hours just driving my Insurgent and crashing/launching npcs around, the best is when they explode just like you said!

[saintsrow]

 

Wait, so, nobody has ever done this before with any kind of car? Mowing down pedestrians on the sidewalk is one of my favourite past times when I get really bored.

Pretty sure people have been mowing down pedestrians since 1997.

 

I do this all the time in missions, where there are no cops. It's not worth the fun, however, when you get two stars and have to derail your route to lose the cops.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

No sarcasm but this is an adversary mode I'd actually like if rockstar released it, great idea OP.

It would be a fun AM. Just have NPCs lined up like bowling pins 2 teams in Panto's line the Panto up gun it and jump out and see who can knock down the most.

[Mrs. Buzz]

Someone made a Panto-Soccer Job which is pretty funny.

 

Soccerfield - two goals - lots of Kurumas and a Panto as the ball. Goal: Push the Panto with Kuruma in the opponents goal. Will post pictures of that later.

 

But, OP, that bowling is pretty funny, too. Also that Insurgent against 10 Pantos suggestion would be awesome at a cliff.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Where's Roman when you need him, LOl

Lets go panto bowling

 

 

Think my innovation needs to makeway for a panto

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

My second attempt

 

This cars a laugh to drive

Edited May 1, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[thafablifee46]

This is how you know gtao is dying

[Coleco]

Protip: For the full GTA bowling experience, ask a friend to phone you 50 times just before you play.

[fw3]

Wait, so, nobody has ever done this before with any kind of car? Mowing down pedestrians on the sidewalk is one of my favourite past times when I get really bored.

Yes, perhaps, but has anybody ever kept score?

 

My highest "pin" takedown in one run is 17. What's yours, huh?

My second attempt

 

This cars a laugh to drive

Absolutely brilliant, ! Thanks for sharing the pics! I agree... it's silly, but fun when you're bored!

Edited May 1, 2016 by fw3

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

I crashed into the trannys near LScustoms where the pink limo parks i didn't count though

[Affalterbach]

Wait, so, nobody has ever done this before with any kind of car? Mowing down pedestrians on the sidewalk is one of my favourite past times when I get really bored.

Go to the beach and start driving back and forth on the sidewalk. Endless joy.