If GTA Forums was a Public Lobby...

[MrTroubleMaker]

I'm just down voting the highest score and up voting the lowest score. Nothing personal.

 

1. Ballistics - 12

2. Nacho Z - 14

3. RedDagger - 9

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 7 (+1)

6. Khaisz - 12

7. Miss-RI95 - 12

8. Coleco - 14

9. CrysisAverted - 14 (-2)

10. VinceVega84 - 11

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

[Creme_Brulee]

1. Ballistics - 13 (+1)
2. Nacho Z - 14
3. RedDagger - 9
4. Mr_Zombly - 14
5. GR Choke - 7
6. Khaisz - 12
7. Miss-RI95 - 12
8. Coleco - 14
9. CrysisAverted - 12 (-2)
10. VinceVega84 - 11
11. Verstappen - 12
12. PhillBellic - 11

 

Crysis makes cool pics, gifs and all, but it's not enough of a reason for him to be so high imo.

[Horse_With_No_Name]

1. Ballistics - 14 (+1)

2. Nacho Z - 14

3. RedDagger - 9

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 7

6. Khaisz - 12

7. Miss-RI95 - 10 (-2)

8. Coleco - 14

9. CrysisAverted - 12

10. VinceVega84 - 11

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

[Jenkiiii]

Sleep is a beautiful thing. Woken up and all hell has broken loose. Some words about the gang voting thing.

 

Input from VS/PBMO has been the game's minor flaw. It's not because they're trying to engineer the results, but it's because of their collective input. There are hundreds of people on this forum who haven't participated in this thread because they have no interest in it, because it doesn't include or involve them. On the other hand, Recon, Livejoker, Frikkenz, RetiredMafira, etc, are all here voicing their opinions and casting their votes - all VS/PBMO members and none of them included in the original game.

 

They're just here.

 

Back to the interesting stuff:

 

1. Ballistics - 14
2. Nacho Z - 14
3. RedDagger - 9
4. Mr_Zombly - 14
5. GR Choke - 7
6. Khaisz - 12
7. Miss-RI95 - 10
8. Coleco - 15 (+1) FTW. Hope that hasn't put a nail in your coffin.
9. CrysisAverted - 12
10. VinceVega84 - 9 (-2) No idea who you are, no offence. Can't up vote you just because you're a Pulp Fiction fan.
11. Verstappen - 12
12. PhillBellic - 11

[Jerking For Soup]

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 14

3. RedDagger - 9

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 7

6. Khaisz - 12

7. Miss-RI95 - 10

8. Coleco - 15

9. CrysisAverted - 13 (+1)

10. VinceVega84 - 7 (-2)

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

[Fozzie]

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 14

3. RedDagger - 9

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 7

6. Khaisz - 12

7. Miss-RI95 - 8 (-2)

8. Coleco - 16 (+1)

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 7

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 14

3. RedDagger - 9

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 7

6. Khaisz - 12

7. Miss-RI95 - 6 -2

8. Coleco - 17 +1

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 7

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

+ to Coleco for using a Brooklyn Nine-Nine gif

edited to fix scores.

 

 

Now as you can see, even though the unbiased public voted him down pretty much 2 to 1, thanks to the crew ties he made it a lot longer than he should've.

The reverse can be true if the crews don't like you/see you as a threat:

Now it was bad enough for them to do that, but then I see them starting on the late, great, Cameron Star? That just cemented things.

Again, nothing personal against the guy himself; he seems friendly enough. But there's just no way I'll sit by and let that kind of business pass.

 

 

You're bitching about crew/friends voting up Fozzie but your friends did the exact same thing and you lasted longer than you should have.

 

You and your friends did the same to me you all ganged up on me but i'm not bitching about it because this is just a game.

 

did you even pay proper attention to who downvoted you? Fozzie was the only VS downvoting you and one PBMO member downvoted once and 2 others downvoted you a couple of times the crews weren't ganging up on you. You had twice the amount of downvotes from non crew members than you did from VS/PBMO members.

 

This is just a game if you are going to get butthurt over it you shouldn't have volunteered to be involved.

Edited May 7, 2016 by maxx1013

[R3CON]

This graph reflects scores as of Deadly Target's post - #740 - the 455th vote in the game.

 

> > > > > Interactive

 

 

 

These graphs are always available in the original post.

My apologies for the delay, IRL complications kept me away from GTAF/computer.

 

 

 

Sorry guys if I'm off topic here but there is a possible scenario of multiple eliminations in the next days (since we all have low scores near to 10 and the votes are -2 +1 we are going to be eliminated very fast) What will be the case if someone eliminate 2 people with one vote ?

 

EXAMPLE

1. Mrs Mia Wallace 10 (+1)
2. Jules Winnfield 0 (-1)
3. Vincent Vega 0 (-1)

 

 

who is going to decide who is in what position when they got eliminated at the same time, my opinion is the same person who votes and eliminates 2 at once tells us who they intended to eliminate first

 

I think that's a good idea.

 

Edited May 8, 2016 by ikaR3CON

[FrikkenZz]

Why you all hate the random generator? =p

"Random"

 

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 14

3. RedDagger - 9

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 8 +1

6. Khaisz - 12

7. Miss-RI95 - 4 -2

8. Coleco - 17

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 7

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

Edited May 7, 2016 by RedDagger
removed bit on voting issue, keep it civil pls thx

[shadowoperative]

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 14

3. RedDagger - 10 ( +1 )

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 8

6. Khaisz - 12

7. Miss-RI95 - 2 ( -2 )

8. Coleco - 17

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 7

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

 

Vote like you mean it. Not some stupid randumb number generator.

 

#growaset

[DeucesR]

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 14

3. RedDagger - 8 ( -2 )

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 8

6. Khaisz - 12

7. Miss-RI95 - 3 ( +1 )

8. Coleco - 17

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 7

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

[Coleco]

So I had the inconvenience of getting a bounty put on my head today, which I felt was totally unneccessary and a complete over-reaction by the guy who's car I jacked, wallet I emptied, mother I insulted and cool leather jacket I stole. Some people.

 

Anyway, I saw that Khaisz was circling about in the neighbourhood and getting steadily closer, so I decided I'd best take no chances. I ducked into the alley and made a quick phone call as he zeroed in on my position.

 

I don't think he was quite expecting what he found as he leapt around the corner.

 

 

 

 

Sorry dude

 

Miss-RI95 gets an upvote because I don't know downtown that well and she's likely to be the only person in left on the list who would know where to buy some decent shoes and bags for going out on the weekend (or out in a blaze of glory). Possibly PhillBellic too, though I think he's more a fan of intimates than footwear. Yeah, I saw you leaving Inspector Knickers sheepishly the other day, so don't you try to deny it

 

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 14

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 8

6. Khaisz - 10 ( -2 )

7. Miss-RI95 - 4 (+1)

8. Coleco - 17

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 7

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

Edited May 7, 2016 by Coleco

[Ocelot]

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 14

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 8

6. Khaisz - 8 [-2]

7. Miss-RI95 - 5 [+1]

8. Coleco - 17

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 7

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

[Miss-RI95]

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 14
3. RedDagger - 8
4. Mr_Zombly - 14
5. GR Choke - 6 (-2)
6. Khaisz - 8
7. Miss-RI95 - 5
8. Coleco - 18 (+1)
9. CrysisAverted - 13
10. VinceVega84 - 7
11. Verstappen - 12
12. PhillBellic - 11

 

(Sorry GR Choke!)

 

Hi all, Miss-RI95 here. (End bit is totally not from Gossip Girl.)

 

Now, now. I understand why I am being downvoted and surprisingly, I agree with you all. If I was in your position or if I could downvote myself, I would be doing it right now.

 

I really don't know what happened between Icantthinkofnew and Paleto Bay or the Van crew and I also don't know what happened with this Hunter business. I probably wasn't present when it happened so I can't speak from either perspective or I am blind (metaphorically speaking) and can't see it. However, I will speak from what I have seen just.

 

The whole point of this entire thread was meant to be fun, it is a game after all. It isn't like you are going to die when you are eliminated. It isn't fight for survival, in this case first place. The thread started off peacefully and I think (think don't hold me to it) that there was an agreement that we can't get angry when we are voted out/eliminated.

 

Yes people are going to vote for their friends or crew mates but still, so what. Regardless of friendship or alliance or whatever you want to call it, it shouldn't matter. A vote is a vote, it is an opinion (sort of). If people want to downvote you, or upvote you just accept it and move on. Hence that is why I have liked everyone's post of who have downvoted me and upvoted. It shouldn't even slightly bother you at all.

 

 

 

 

Now as you can see, even though the unbiased public voted him down pretty much 2 to 1, thanks to the crew ties he made it a lot longer than he should've.

The reverse can be true if the crews don't like you/see you as a threat:

Now it was bad enough for them to do that, but then I see them starting on the late, great, Cameron Star? That just cemented things.

Again, nothing personal against the guy himself; he seems friendly enough. But there's just no way I'll sit by and let that kind of business pass.

 

 

 

 

This whole "biased" and other accusations thrown about is wrong. In my opinion, it is hurtful towards the person and the members of the crews. I can understand why they are angry at you (and me I guess) because who could just stand there (in the forums case, sit there and read) and be called biased without retaliating.

 

I don't have anything against anyone, even if you may do against me. I don't think I have ever had a problem with anyone on the forums or Paleto Bay Mayors Office or the Van crew but I still apologise to you all.

 

 

 

Miss-RI95 gets an upvote because I don't know downtown that well and she's likely to be the only person in left on the list who would know where to buy some decent shoes and bags for going out on the weekend (or out in a blaze of glory). Possibly PhillBellic too, though I think he's more a fan of intimates than footwear. Yeah, I saw you leaving Inspector Knickers sheepishly the other day, so don't you try to deny it

 

 

 

Anyone can turn to me for a fashion advice. Especially if it involves shoes and accessories.

Edited May 7, 2016 by Miss-RI95

[Azirah]

Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 12 (-2)

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 6

6. Khaisz - 8

7. Miss-RI95 - 6 (+1)

8. Coleco - 18

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 7

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

 

+1 because i absolutely loved the points she just made above me.

-2 because you were the highest I saw... no hard feelings.

Edited May 7, 2016 by Alisha Nicole

[Hunter]

I just want to hold up my hands and say it - I was wrong.

 

I've had the day to reflect on my actions, and looking back, I was paranoid. Out of control, at times. I did what I did because I honestly thought the game's integrity had been compromised though.

 

But then you mix that with old feuds between me and Fozzie, me and PBMO, etc. and, well let's just say bias set in (on my side).

 

I want to personally apologize to Braulioaej, LarcenousUrsine (notice how I didn't miss out the "s" this time?), livejoker, ikaR3CON, and of course, Retired Mafia. I can see now that none of you conspired, or rigged anything or whatever. All I can offer is a deep apology.

 

As for Fozzie_420 and the guys at PBMO, things are slightly different. You guys voted against me a lot, but then again, I am opinionated, sometimes irritating, and a little cranky at times. I hold up my hands and say it - you didn't conspire, or rig the game, or whatever it is, so I apologize for hinting at that.

 

I haven't been sleeping so much lately. I've been having a lot of late nights, a little too much sitting around this site as well. I just got too into it, a little paranoid, and a little bitter at Fozzie_420 (which was wrong).

 

Also, put it this way - I watch Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura. That kind of says a lot about me.

 

Again, I know that's not an excuse, but all I can do is apologize. I realize that I've harmed the game, and that's entirely my fault. I offer you this:

 

 

 

 

As well as the current scores:

 

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 12

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 6

6. Khaisz - 8

7. Miss-RI95 - 6

8. Coleco - 18

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 7

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 11

Edited May 7, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[D T]

1. Ballistics - 14

2. Nacho Z - 12

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 6

6. Khaisz - 8

7. Miss-RI95 - 6

8. Coleco - 16 (-2)

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 7

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 12 (+1)

Edited May 8, 2016 by Deadly Target

[VinceVega84]

1. Ballistics - 12 (-2)
2. Nacho Z - 13 (+1)
3. RedDagger - 8
4. Mr_Zombly - 14
5. GR Choke - 6
6. Khaisz - 8
7. Miss-RI95 - 6
8. Coleco - 16
9. CrysisAverted - 13
10. VinceVega84 - 7
11. Verstappen - 12
12. PhillBellic - 12

[TeammateHelper]

1. Ballistics - 12

2. Nacho Z - 13

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 14

5. GR Choke - 6

6. Khaisz - 8

7. Miss-RI95 - 4 (-2)

8. Coleco - 16

9. CrysisAverted - 13

10. VinceVega84 - 8 (+1)

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 12

 

Let's see some eliminations here, goddamn it. As usual, I upvote at random but I flipped a coin on which lowest scorer loses points.

[Kronichh]

1. Ballistics - 12
2. Nacho Z - 13
3. RedDagger - 8
4. Mr_Zombly - 12 (-2)
5. GR Choke - 6
6. Khaisz - 8
7. Miss-RI95 - 4
8. Coleco - 16
9. CrysisAverted - 14 (+1)
10. VinceVega84 - 8
11. Verstappen - 12
12. PhillBellic - 12

Edited May 8, 2016 by Kronichh

[livejoker]

1. Ballistics - 12
2. Nacho Z - 13
3. RedDagger - 8
4. Mr_Zombly - 11
5. GR Choke - 6
6. Khaisz - 7
7. Miss-RI95 - 5
8. Coleco - 16
9. CrysisAverted - 14
10. VinceVega84 - 8
11. Verstappen - 12
12. PhillBellic - 12

(+1) to Miss, that post she recently made was just amazing. I fully appreciate posts that speak from the mind. No in-game reasoning to give here, sadly, but that's because she's probably hanging out in her apartment not causing chaos.

(-1) to Zomb and Khaisz for using a number generator, the equivalent of going on the map menu and scrolling a random amount of times on the "player" tab to see who your next target is. #stoptherandomkillings #yeswecan #happybirthdayowenhart.

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We interrupt "Pawn Stars: The Friend Who's An Expert In Jesus Look-Alike Toast" to bring you breaking news. I'm your news anchor, Jerry Mahbawlse, along with Tom Diddlin, for the Los Santos Daily; "Your daily dose of LSD!" We must apologize in advance as Tom is not feeling himself, he'll be doing that later tonight. We must also apologize for not reporting sooner as a major storm took place before this live recording. We'd like to cover it all but honestly if you've got cable chances are you know what happened so we won't bother with the details. We'd rather focus on the Grand Championship of "If GTA Forums Was A Public Lobby". So, Tom, from the look of things it seems that big group of friends aren't popular in those lobbies, correct?

That's correct, Jerry. The Van Society, charged with suspicion of aiding one another, have been kicked out of the lobby. If this was a race it would be 100% correct as vans are slow. Vans are used to take the kids out for sundaes while you watch the cashier's chest covered in sweat while she licks her fingers clean of vanilla ice cream, not take part in a race.

That's oddly specific, Tom.

I'm not allowed at Dairy Queen's anymore and it pains me, Jerry.

Don't let that example fool you; this Championship is not a race. It's been nearly two weeks and we're just approaching the top ten. Now I don't know about you but top tens are the list you want to keep your eyes on like a top ten hits of 2016 so you know what music you should listen to, top ten fails of the year so you can see which person will be ridiculed on the internet as well as top ten adult entertainers so you know which-

*ahem*

That's right, Jerry! Top tens are the ones to keep your eyes on so if I were you I'd cancel all your appointments and call in sick for the next week as this is going to be interesting. Not that this past few days haven't been as you can see below. The graphs were provided by famed artist Ballistics. We've tried reaching Mr.Ball for any comments he may make on how he creates his art but his secretary told us he's too busy enjoying his new T20. Something about "pulling ma weight, pushin' 'em bills, banking on dat tag game". We're unsure what that means as this studio is filled with white people. We'll report back on what it means once we get in touch with a person of color.

As the stars fall from the sky, Cameron is shot down like a plane flying over Ukraine:
Eliminated at post #685


The van takes a hit as Brau is ejected from the passenger seat:
Eliminated at post #704


He was picked, not part of the conflict. He was kicked, something clicked, now he's ticked.
Eliminated at post #716


If you're on the edge of your seat, stay there, as we've got more breaking news of a man forced to eat his own beard. All past reports can be found in the spoiler tag below or by clicking this link! I've been Jerry, along with Tom, for the Los Santos Daily. We now return to your Pawn Stars marathon. Seriously, what are you doing with your life?!



Past Reports:

FIRST REPORT:
Shadow, Giants and Wut is lov3 are Eliminated.

SECOND REPORT:
Maxx is Eliminated.

THIRD REPORT:
Horse and TKDS are Eliminated.

FOURTH REPORT:
ICant and RabC are Eliminated.

FIFTH REPORT:
Texas is Eliminated.

SIXTH REPORT:
Fezza, Scag, Rammer, Jenkii and Freak are Eliminated.

SEVENTH REPORT:
Fozzie is Eliminated.

EIGHT REPORT:
Cameron, Brau and Ursine are Eliminated.

*Apologies about that horrible "plane over Ukraine" joke but that's staying in.*

Edited May 8, 2016 by livejoker

[Khaisz]

Anyway, I saw that Khaisz was circling about in the neighbourhood and getting steadily closer, so I decided I'd best take no chances. I ducked into the alley and made a quick phone call as he zeroed in on my position.

Jeez, I must been having a bad day with time trial to leave them and go hunt other people.

I wonder why I was on foot though.

 

1. Ballistics - 12

2. Nacho Z - 13

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 11

5. GR Choke - 6

6. Khaisz - 7

7. Miss-RI95 - 5

8. Coleco - 14

9. CrysisAverted - 15

10. VinceVega84 - 8

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 12

 

+1 Crysis for not having enough points.

-2 Coleco for having to much points.

[TexasRocks]

1. Ballistics - 10 (-2)

2. Nacho Z - 13

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 11

5. GR Choke - 6

6. Khaisz - 7

7. Miss-RI95 - 6 (+1)

8. Coleco - 14

9. CrysisAverted - 15

10. VinceVega84 - 8

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 12

 

Miss is as cool as the other side of the pillow.

 

Ballistics was playing lil Wayne and smacking on a cheeseburger while shouting at his mom over the mic, so I voted to kick him.

[Hunter]

1. Ballistics - 10

2. Nacho Z - 13

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 11

5. GR Choke - 5 (minus one)

6. Khaisz - 6 (minus one)

7. Miss-RI95 - 7 (plus one)

8. Coleco - 14

9. CrysisAverted - 15

10. VinceVega84 - 8

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 12

Miss-RI95 not only because I really like her, but because I helped ruin things for her - the least I can do is give my own up vote, even if it does turn out to be a mark of death.

It can't be easy on her having had me as a friend. She's stuck in a really sh*tty situation, and got dragged into my BS. That's on me, and I'm really sorry to her, as well as the guys I attacked.

Soppy-ness incoming:

I really do like her more each day though. She's cool, she's friendly, she's funny and kind. Add onto that that she really has a backbone too - she could've just taken the easy way and ignored all the BS I spewed, but (like any good friend) she told me exactly where I was going wrong.

I was like a dog rolling over on the ground, waiting to get my tummy stroked - she knew what she was doing though, and she knew not to stroke it.

Anyway, what did I miss out? She's clever, she's nice, she's just great. If there's one thing I stand by from my whole crazed rampage, it's that I really love like her.

 

 

Ahem, moving on. GR Choke and Khaiz because I don't really see them around as much as the others, and don't know them as well. I want to level things out a bit for people on that end of the spectrum too. I'm sorry guys.

The story:

So I'm in a Maverick, Miss-RI95 is flying a Vestra. There's a guy on the ground pointing a homing launcher at her, and the only way to stop her being shot down is to suicide crash my Maverick into him. Which I do without thinking twice.

Edited May 8, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Khaisz]

 

Ahem, moving on. GR Choke and Khaiz because I don't really see them around as much as the others, and don't know them as well. I want to level things out a bit for people on that end of the spectrum too. I'm sorry guys. Even though I know she'd tell me not to if I asked, that it's just a game.

 

That is because I'm only in like 3 topics on this forum,

Elimination games, Time Trials and B&M. :3

So it's understandable.

I don't visit other pointless stuff outside that unless I'm forced too or needed.

[Hunter]

That is because I'm only in like 3 topics on this forum,

 

 

Elimination games, Time Trials and B&M. :3

So it's understandable.

I don't visit other pointless stuff outside that unless I'm forced too or needed.

 

Oh I know, I wasn't having a go at you.

 

There aren't really any people I can down vote here with a completely clear conscience anyway. I don't really want to down vote you. Sorry anyway.

[Verstappen]

1. Ballistics - 10

2. Nacho Z - 11 (-2)

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 11

5. GR Choke - 5

6. Khaisz - 7 (+1)

7. Miss-RI95 - 7

8. Coleco - 14

9. CrysisAverted - 15

10. VinceVega84 - 8

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 12

[_Tacts]

1. Ballistics - 10

2. Nacho Z - 11

3. RedDagger - 8

4. Mr_Zombly - 11

5. GR Choke - 5

6. Khaisz - 7

7. Miss-RI95 - 8 +1

8. Coleco - 14

9. CrysisAverted - 13 -2

10. VinceVega84 - 8

11. Verstappen - 12

12. PhillBellic - 12

[Khaisz]

Oh I know, I wasn't having a go at you.

I know, It's fine.

[Bare]

1. Ballistics - 10
2. Nacho Z - 11
3. RedDagger - 6 (-2)
4. Mr_Zombly - 11
5. GR Choke - 6 (+1)
6. Khaisz - 7
7. Miss-RI95 - 9
8. Coleco - 13
9. CrysisAverted - 12
10. VinceVega84 - 8
11. Verstappen - 12
12. PhillBellic - 12