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Share Your Feelings V2


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Jerking For Soup

Gotta agree with Alien there, it kinda sounded like you were pretty angry at your dog.

 

Also how come you decided to get a dog if you're allergic OR did you not realise you were allergic until you had one? Genuine question (I'm not trying to be a smartass), I know a lot of people don't realise their allergies until it's too late.

A relative of mine died a few months back. None of my family wanted the dog, as most of them already have lots of big dogs.

 

I was left to take care of it.

 

I might have made it sound like I was angry at my dog, but I'm not. She's just unpredictable sometimes.

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Broke my Ron-Bei sunglasses.

 

Also lost the lock nut of one of the wheels of my skateboard. Thankfully, my trustworthy local Asian store had the one I was looking for.

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Gotta agree with Alien there, it kinda sounded like you were pretty angry at your dog.

 

Also how come you decided to get a dog if you're allergic OR did you not realise you were allergic until you had one? Genuine question (I'm not trying to be a smartass), I know a lot of people don't realise their allergies until it's too late.

A relative of mine died a few months back. None of my family wanted the dog, as most of them already have lots of big dogs.

 

I was left to take care of it.

 

I might have made it sound like I was angry at my dog, but I'm not. She's just unpredictable sometimes.

 

No-one wanted the dog?? :/ that's bloody awful (and sorry for your relative).

Well I'm happy that he was taken in by you instead of left in a high kill shelter like most of them are.

 

Ahh, I see now.

I understand what you mean though, my dogs are sometimes purposely dickheads. They like to stand on your dinner plate when you're not looking or y'know trip you over when you're walking down the stairs, it's not even comical - it's genuinely dangerous how much they do this.

 

@Alien - After reading about that diaper bin situation, I'm glad my dogs only try to steal food and push me down the stairs. The diaper thing is a little too much, even for me.

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@Alien - After reading about that diaper bin situation, I'm glad my dogs only try to steal food and push me down the stairs. The diaper thing is a little too much, even for me.

 

Human sh*t and the gel the diapers turn piss into... all over the house, the hardwood, the carpet. The dogs... f*ck.

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@Alien - After reading about that diaper bin situation, I'm glad my dogs only try to steal food and push me down the stairs. The diaper thing is a little too much, even for me.

 

Human sh*t and the gel the diapers turn piss into... all over the house, the hardwood, the carpet. The dogs... f*ck.

 

Jesus christ. It can't really get any worse than that..

Fantastic description though, beautifully horrific.

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The Dedito Gae

 

 

Imagine having a dog around you all day, every day.

 

yeah man imagine if i had 3 dogs

 

 

oh wait

 

imagine if they were 2 100lbs pitbulls

 

 

oh wait

Imagine if you were surrounded by bitches.

 

 

Oh wait.

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so this dude in my town got caught with a sh*tton of cp a while back, served just over a year and is now being released and homed two minutes away from me and in close proximity to a school

 

the f*ck

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DangerZ0neX

>just driving my car back home

 

>cruise alongside a cop car and eventually pass him

 

>when I pass him he and his partner suddenly turn on their lights

 

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>continue driving, cop still has the lights on behind me

 

>take 3 turns to see if he's after me or what

 

>he does take the turns at the same speed as me

 

>start panicking internally about any possible illegal sh*t I've done

 

>stop at red light and the cop stops next to me

 

>the partner comes out of the car and walks towards me

 

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>I lower the window and say "good evening"

 

>cop: "evening to you too, I stepped out to tell you that there's a plastic bag stuck to your car's roof antenna."

 

>me: "oh thanks for telling me" *step out of the car and remove the bag and kept in my car*

 

>me: "thanks again man but you worried me when you turned the lights on, why was that?"

 

>cop: "oh right sorry, we were heading the same way as you by coincidence to a scene, we're actually taking a left here"

 

>me: "oh cool, glad to meet you guys"

 

>we part ways just as the signal hit green and I reached home and parked

 

>sit in silence inside my car for a few seconds shamefully because of my retarded paranoia and awkwardness.

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why would you format it like that

 

do you have no dignity

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>police heading to scene with lights on indicating seriousness

>pulled you over for a bag that would at best f*ck with your radio

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r/thathappened

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>posting in feels thread

>tfw no greentext

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>just driving my car back home

 

>cruise alongside a cop car and eventually pass him

 

>when I pass him he and his partner suddenly turn on their lights

 

ohsh*t.jpg

 

>continue driving, cop still has the lights on behind me

 

>take 3 turns to see if he's after me or what

 

>he does take the turns at the same speed as me

 

>start panicking internally about any possible illegal sh*t I've done

 

>stop at red light and the cop stops next to me

 

>the partner comes out of the car and walks towards me

 

thisistheend.gif

 

>I lower the window and say "good evening"

 

>cop: "evening to you too, I stepped out to tell you that there's a plastic bag stuck to your car's roof antenna."

 

>me: "oh thanks for telling me" *step out of the car and remove the bag and kept in my car*

 

>me: "thanks again man but you worried me when you turned the lights on, why was that?"

 

>cop: "oh right sorry, we were heading the same way as you by coincidence to a scene, we're actually taking a left here"

 

>me: "oh cool, glad to meet you guys"

 

>we part ways just as the signal hit green and I reached home and parked

 

>sit in silence inside my car for a few seconds shamefully because of my retarded paranoia and awkwardness.

 

I don't think I've ever seen a more entertaining use of .jpg and .gif.

I applaud you, you creative son of a bitch.

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DangerZ0neX

 

-long story-

I don't think I've ever seen a more entertaining use of .jpg and .gif.

I applaud you, you creative son of a bitch.

heh thanks, but you can't call me original when it comes to these gestures, 4chan does it all the time.

 

>police heading to scene with lights on indicating seriousness

>pulled you over for a bag that would at best f*ck with your radio

He didn't pull me over, he was on the same stop light as me and it was after midnight, the lanes were empty except for me and them. I didn't want to push their buttons so I didn't ask why they didn't head right away since their lights are on, possibly the red light was the reason but idk.

 

Anyway, the local policemen happen be very informal and friendly when it comes to chitchat with total strangers, the light I stopped at takes 3 minutes of red light and it's down the road of my home. That's about as much as I can prove it happened, eh, I don't mind if you call it fake.

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The Dedito Gae

do you have no dignity

Says the guy who's still using a christmas avatar on F*CKING APRIL.

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he's getting in the spirit early this year, bruv

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just spotted an iv sticker in a skate vid and thought it was pretty cool

 

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Says the guy who's still using a christmas avatar on F*CKING APRIL.

it's always christmas somewhere in the world

 

how many times do I have to say this

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Says the guy who's still using a christmas avatar on F*CKING APRIL.

it's always christmas somewhere in the world

 

how many times do I have to say this

Until the screams of a thousand children come to an end
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The Dedito Gae

 

 

Says the guy who's still using a christmas avatar on F*CKING APRIL.

it's always christmas somewhere in the world

 

how many times do I have to say this

Until the screams of a thousand children come to an endI felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...is either that or RedDagger changed his avatar.
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make total destroy

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Should have pulled out your nine and iced those pigs tbh

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Jerking For Soup

Never change RedDagger, your avatar is cool to me at least (even if it's 4 Months after December).

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Not A Nice Person

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so edgy

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edgier than myspace 2007

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DangerZ0neX

 

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Should have pulled out your nine and iced those pigs tbhI would have if they didn't have a G3A3 rifle and MP5 in their front seat holsters, my nine pissed its clip off in fear.
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Might aswell go the whole hog and make it illegal for men to speak to women unless the women instigate it.

 

pretty much, although i'd addendum- "for some men to speak to some women".. can't be too careful when generalising ;)

 

 

giving a decent compliment isn't hard although if someone gets offended by a standard compliment i'd just assume they're a c*nt and move on.

 

i feel i agree with this.

 

in a perfect world though, we should be able to jiggle a girl's boobs in place of a handshake or instead of a high five when she does something unexpectedly well, such as welding, or hammering a nail

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Jerking For Soup

I have to admit, I feel this thread hates me. Like I previously stated a few days back, some people just can't get over hatred of others.

 

That's probs explains why I'm receiving all the "You're a dog abuser" and the "I feel some people should not have a dog" and all that random bullsh*t.

 

I know it's bringing up old news, but that's my feelings, and this is the feels thread, so I have every right to.

 

Of course this isn't everybody so don't even try taking it out of context.

 

I also feel like there's way too much dickholding in Gen Chat. They play on the fact that the V/O sections are toxic while unbeknownstly being hypocrites themselves.

 

FFS, if they aren't your true friend in real life, don't dickhold them like they are by sucking up to them at every chance you get.

 

That's my feels...

 

Out....

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you abuse dogs?

 

the f*ck did i miss

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Jolly Swagman

I probably wouldn't recommend holding your friend's dicks in real life either TBH. I was just trying to be helpful that day in the urinals (my mate had been drinking and his aim wasn't so great) but it's been awkward ever since

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