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Jerking For Soup

Loading Screens - A GTA: Online Parody

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Jerking For Soup

Parody of

or, alternatively known as the

 

(You know this waiting is for real.)

 

I used to put my faith in Online,

But then my double RP bonuses were removed.

I used to worry about the Jet fags,

But Then I threw my caution to the Heists.

I had no reason to be care free (no, no, no),

Until I took a trip to the other side of town (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah),

You know I saw that bad connection.

GTA Online, is down, down, down, down.

 

Trance. I'm stuck in an endless trance,

Of Loading Screens I'm hovering through, in a Trance (yeah).

I'm banned off GTA Online tonight, baby (Ooh, Whoa, Whoa, Oh).

 

I feel the gunfire, see the clouds,

I know this anger's heaven - sent.

So I've got to restart the game again,

because of this, I feel so hell - bent (Hey, hey).

It's just an instant facepalm reaction, that I got.

I know I've always felt like this before,

I don't know what to do, and baby that's nothing new.

Stuck between sky and story mode,

I need a patch to make it through.

 

Trance, I'm stuck in an endless trance,

of loading screens, in a trance (yeah)

I'm banned off GTA Online tonight, baby (Ooh, Whoa, Whoa, Oh).

 

All the nasty things that people say,

but I'm gonna play anyway.

 

(Trance!) Hey Rockstar, let the players play,

(Let The Players Play)

I'm gonna live this virtual life.

(I wanna live this Virtual Life)

 

Hey, Rockstar, throw the cash cards away,

(I wanna live this Virtual Life)
I'm gonna live this virtual life.
(I wanna live this Virtual Life)
Hey Rockstar, let the players play,
(Let The Players Play)
I'm gonna live this virtual life.
(I wanna live this Virtual Life)
Hey, Rockstar, throw the cash cards away,
(I wanna live this Virtual Life)
I'm gonna live this virtual life.
(I wanna live this Virtual Life)
Trance, you know this waiting is for real,
got so many loading screens, loading screens on my TV screen.
This waiting is for real.
got so many loading screens, loading screens on my TV screen.
Edited by - Ballistics -

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