Mugger? I want to be able to phone Gods!

[Jammsbro]

Muggers are funny. But why phone for a mugger when you can pick up the phone and ask for DEVIL POWERS!

 

A localised hurricane? $20K

 

Mini Earthquake? $30K

 

Raining Fire? $40K

 

Tsunami? $100K

 

Lightning bolt from the sky? $45K

 

Hell beasts to tear your enemies apart? $80K

 

Spontaneous Combustion? $65K

 

If you buy two powers then a God will send their evagelist warriors to bring their word to the heathens in the form of hot lead and unholy grenades, for free!

 

Buy five powers and get a free Unholy Powers Tshirt today!

 

Okay, so this is probably more saints row than GTA. But it would be fun for a day.

 

 

(I actually just had to edit this because the cynical nature of every person on these boards led them to think that this list was actually a wish list. I kinda feel sorry for peeps that are so miserable that they can't actually notice satire, parody or even plain old fun. Sigh. Shame that so many of you guys are so desperate to look like the in crowd.)

 

When I think of the gta forums community, I think of this...

 

 

Edited March 4, 2016 by Jammsbro

[am30]

Might breath some much needed life into GTA O.

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

Play smite m8:p

[Seenzy]

Reminds me of that terrible WoW mod for Counter-Strike back in the day. No thanks.

[Crystal3lf]

nope.jpg

Edited March 4, 2016 by Crystal3lf

[shadowoperative]

If it works against sky squeakers sign me up.

[Felinore]

No..

 

Just no.

[whywontyoulisten]

Would love to see the Tsunami mod in online.

[Jammsbro]

If it works against sky squeakers sign me up.

Lightning bolt. Death from above.

 

 

I think some of you are actually taking this seriously. Which is funny.

[Guest]

Charlie Sheen - 1,000,000

 

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Wtf...

Instead i rather call jet mercenenaries, tank mercenaries, insurgent mercenaries, a driver and a npc to plant a carbomb in the vehicle of my enemies

Edit: and hitman with a marksman pistol and one with a knife

Edited March 4, 2016 by goldadderXD

[EarlyLifeFailure]

Those prices are really low, I think you're dreaming.

[Jammsbro]

Those prices are really low, I think you're dreaming.

Those prices are totally reasonable for phoning an evil god.

 

The only downside is that after each request your character gains another random mutation, more eyes, three legs, bum for a face....

[x_TestsubjecT_x]

HahahaHoooo (gut bustin) Hooooo!

 

No.

[Scotty dogg]

Definitely no. I wouldn't mind random hurricanes and floods though.

[JON22]

I prefer muggers. Funny seeing a tank blip temporarily disappear when you use muggers to annoy tank griefers. And how they temporarily make you unable to move and flop about.

 

Once I was minding my own business standing on the roof of the multi-floor red car parking area just taking in the view. Next minute my character's free falling into a bush courtesy of a mugger.

[Pedinhuh]

...Really?

 

Aren't we going a little overboard with the wishes?

[UltimateAntic]

You're playing the wrong game.

[Arachne]

This "Thing" in a nutshell:

 

GTAO II:"God" Grief!

Edited March 4, 2016 by Arachne

[Jammsbro]

I think we should be able to phone for dinosaurs too.

 

And really ladies, you girls have got to start reading things. Humour, it seems does not cross the pond.

[The Retaliator]

LMFAO DnD much OP? Devil powers? LMFAO

Edited March 4, 2016 by The Retaliator

[Yukinoshita]

 

No.

What next? Transformers? Hechizeros Band as a contact for missions?

[Nutduster]

I'd like a magic wand and a wizard hat. And a flying broomstick. And a teleporter, that 15% of the time turns you into a half-man, half-fly creature. And the ability to control birds with my mind. And a flying Cluckin' Bell that poops fried chicken bombs. And a sentient train that will talk to me and be my friend.

[Death Rains From Above]

One of the worst ideas I've ever heard on this forum. smh

[Ocelot]

Imagine the whole lobby calling for one of those 'services' at the same time.

[Jammsbro]

 

What next? Transformers?

TRANSFORMERS!!!!

[ninjaontour]

Another wishlist thread?

 

 

Priceless.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Even a lightsaber and firing lightning bolts in freeroam sounds better then those ideas

[The Retaliator]

 

 

What next? Transformers?

TRANSFORMERS!!!!

 

MICHAEL BAY EXPLOZIONZZZZZZZZZZ!

 

 

[nWo_Y2J_2015]

Muggers are funny. But why phone for a mugger when you can pick up the phone and ask for DEVIL POWERS!

 

A localised hurricane? $20K

 

Mini Earthquake? $30K

 

Raining Fire? $40K

 

Tsunami? $100K

 

Lightning bolt from the sky? $45K

 

Hell beasts to tear your enemies apart? $80K

 

Spontaneous Combustion? $65K

 

If you buy two powers then a God will send their evagelist warriors to bring their word to the heathens in the form of hot lead and unholy grenades, for free!

 

Buy five powers and get a free Unholy Powers Tshirt today!

 

Okay, so this is probably more saints row than GTA. But it would be fun for a day.