Ever rub into these type of players?

[MHesling42]

Posted by IamKING.u.p.on

 

"Looking for players,

 

I am a levl 17, a very muture 7 year old and allgrown up. Even though I haven't done most of the heists, I did my research and know exactly how to win.

U be at levl 200 or more and be thee best. NOOO mic needed, just speakers, take orders with out question. Keep me alive and follow me while I bellow out my battle cry "LEEEEROY!!". Also don't quit just because I died and we had to restart the heist again for the 7th time. (Hey, its ur fualt! Just shut up about it and do your job, keep me alive! (OMG!! Why is it so hard!). MY mic ONLY. U unplug urs. U only hear me.

 

Those who prove thier worthyness to me over and over, I will reward you by incressing your cut from 5% to 10%. THAT's a full even TEN Percent people!! Oh, and to make it fair for all, All heist are set on 'Easy'.

 

What more can you want?

Hello? I just don't understand why I can't find decent players..."

Edited March 3, 2016 by richard42

[Mr_Zombly]

I rub them all the time.

[HelloMyNameIs...]

HA!

[Vercetti Thug]

Don't rub players in here!!! Get a room!!!!!

[Turkish Turketarian]

I prefer when other players rub me.

[Sandpanther]

Oh dear. As for dealing with those kinds of players,I'd leave. I don't have time to babysit.

[CrysisAverted]

I'm gonna need some sauce here

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Dont tell me that POS is on ps3....

[Quinn_flower]

Mmmm op u better use spell check

[monkb4skunk]

Gonna rub you in a minute. One sexy minute

[OfficialTwiggz]

Oh Jesus Christ.

[UncleLester]

You my friend seem to be the perfect candidate for what I need done.. Meet me at darnell bros, its uhh less low key than heading to my place... When you're there let yourself in and head on up where we can begin rubbing eachother. -Lester

Edited March 3, 2016 by UncleLester

[Jerking For Soup]

"Sexiest thread 2016" - Ballistics

[monkb4skunk]

"Sexiest thread 2016" - Ballistics

This gets my full support, reeowww

[ninjaontour]

...and that's enough internet for me.

 

Good night.

[MHesling42]

Intended for misspelling... Perhaps I should misspelled more words or different words to make it more obviously...

[saintsrow]

I only rub the strippers.

 

Off topic: I haven't seen any players like this. The majority of heists I have joined have mostly earnest players who are really trying. I've seen some heist trolls, however.

[999bats]

you shouldn't be rubbing 7 year olds no matter how mature they say they are

[wiesenior]

[email protected] the 7yo

[Sky_Light12]

if they're " rubbing " at me , i'll grind his teeth till he's lose composure

[Jerking For Soup]

^^ Feisty, I'll make sure to rub you real hard.

[Turkish Turketarian]

if they're " rubbing " at me , i'll grind his teeth till he's lose composure

Wtf does that even mean? Lol

[Sky_Light12]

 

if they're " rubbing " at me , i'll grind his teeth till he's lose composure

Wtf does that even mean? Lol

they're screwing at me ( takes my cut less than 15% , bumping at me during trip , obstruct my crosshair while i'm firing , knocking me off from bikes , and many other problems ) , i'll screw them too

Edited March 3, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[MikeyDLuffy]

I'd join just for the battle cry.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

So glad I have God on speed dial, I need to repent for my sins and say a little prayer.

Edited March 3, 2016 by HGR

[Zader]

The only heist players I ever run into are those that grind out Pac Standard and disconnect at the end to run it back over and over.

Also, never rub anybody under the local age of consent, regardless of how good they are at video games.

[VanessaMagick]

...I'm not seeing the issue. That whole thing is obviously satirical. No 7-year-old has been on the internet long enough to know about Leroy Jenkins and also knows the word 'bellow', for starters...

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Im getting a nice aroma of troll smells very nice and succulent mmmmmm

[DangerZ0neX]

...I'm not seeing the issue. That whole thing is obviously satirical. No 7-year-old has been on the internet long enough to know about Leroy Jenkins and also knows the word 'bellow', for starters...

kids below 10 love anything labeled as a meme, ancient or not. I recently turned on TF2 for the old nostalgic times and I encountered 2 kids on the server singing gangnam style. Never again.

 

This post has to be satire, it's too wacky when it comes to the rest, but the Leroy thing might be believable if you ask me.

Edited March 3, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[TreFacTor]

Op If you're going to make a squeaker troll topic at least have the balls to go hard on the topic instead of pussyfooting around it.