JOSEPH X Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Is "Can you tell me which one of these is cream cheese?" cheesy enough? (Said in Polish deli/shop where all the products have Polish labeling) Followed by the killer, "You're pretty for a Polish girl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sreyazsec Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Hey girl, I got a 10 K/D you like that? LiniArc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 You must be a Geography student, because I'm really India I gotta admit, that one was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?!=+_- Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Guy: Hey there good to see you. Girl: Um, Hi! do I know you?/have we met before? Guy: Yeah baby I'm from your dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Power Colt Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 shadowoperative 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 My personal favorite. "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Geti in the van." Richard Power Colt, Eliz, sreyazsec and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Power Colt Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Hey, does this tissue smell like chloroform to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 -RAPE JOKE- Richard Power Colt, The Dedito Gae and sreyazsec 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krashr Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 "hey, you dropped your cheese. you should pick it up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Hey babe, do you like rape jokes? Cause I'm a stand-up comedian and I have a show at a divebar next weekend and I tell a lot of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I LOVE YOU Richard Power Colt, Payne Killer, make total destroy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic81 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 "Hi" Thats all it takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 "I'd like to put my genitalia in and around your mouth" "Hey baby, ever had sex with a one legged, one armed man with a 15 inch penis? No? Then I'm about to seriously disappoint you" "Tits or GTFO" Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 El Dildo, Spaghetti Cat, Eliz and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Power Colt Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 (edited) Come with me if you want to love. Edited April 28, 2016 by Nutsack McQueen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 (edited) Cum with me if you want to live. FFY Edited April 28, 2016 by Midnight Hitman Richard Power Colt, iBUCKEYE and Payne Killer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartleby Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Damn girl, you sh*t with that ass? sreyazsec, Voodoo and El Dildo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Can I get some fries with that shake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsty Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 can i stroke ur pussy The Dedito Gae and El Dildo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Will you be my Dennis Nilsen? I came up with it after I read a super cute love story between him and Dahmer, I'm pretty sure I'll never use it though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
018361 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 *Guy walks up to girl* Guy: "Hey, how about I flip a coin and whatever it lands on I get?" Girl: "Sure...OH WAIT WTF???" Jerking For Soup and iBUCKEYE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerking For Soup Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Free ice cream. sreyazsec 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sreyazsec Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Free ice cream. I can back this up, this line would work. Jerking For Soup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megumi Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian J. Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Hey honey, wanna play house? You can be the door and I'll slam ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Demigod Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 (edited) 1) That's a nice dress, it'd look even better on the floor of my windowless van 2) Just say yes now and I won't have to spike your drink. 3) Can I read your t-shirt in braille. 4) It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my boner 5) I just bought an awesome new house! Wanna take a tour of the basement? 6) I wish we playing COD so you could teabag me 7) We can go two ways, babe. If you go with it, we'll have a "struggle snuggle" and if you resist we play "tape her and rape her" 8) There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus 9) Did you buy your clothes on sale? At my house they'd be 100% off 10) Mental health issues, babe? I take the "the" out of PSYCHOTHERAPIST 8) Wanna hear my new pick up line? *CRRRRRR* (sound of duct tape being stretched) Edited July 25, 2016 by PM-ME-YOUR-TITS-GIRL iBUCKEYE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSavageDeathlyCloud Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 i would like to flirt with you, but i rather lure you in with my mysteriousness and akwardness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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