El Dildo Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 bitch, is your body on the McDonalds menu? cuz I'm lovin it! bitch, I wish you were my pinky toe... so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in the house! LiniArc, Payne Killer, Flachbau and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimeball supreme Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 LOVE ME Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dice Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Damn girl, are you sittin on an f5 key? Cuz that ass is refreshing LiniArc, El Dildo, marco6158 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Testarossa Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Hey girl, do you like pizza? Wanna f*ck? SmokesWithCigs 1 twitter // instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavle Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 https://youtube.com/watch?v=5N1Y3ptLMRU Skeever, Flachbau, marco6158 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 "I would like to make Sexy Time with your Mother-In-Law." SmokesWithCigs and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krashr Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 this thread smells like axe body spray, doritos and mountain dew i was going to ask if "axe" was the equivalent badness of what we have over here, called "lynx".. then i looked it up, it is. on topic- hey baby i just dropped a new single.. it's me.. i'm single. this one isn't really a pick up line, but one night i was out the front of a club with some mates and these girls walked out discussing their next moves. cute one said to her friend, "just call my mobile when you're close", to which her friend replied, "i don't have your number in my phone". i drunkenly stood up and said, "i don't either" and handed her my phone too. she gave me her number. total boss =) The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drifter. Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Are you 90 degrees? Cause you looking right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 (edited) "If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me put it in a burlap sack and throw it in the river when I'm done with it?" "I like my women like I like my medicine. Three times a day, orally." Edited March 2, 2016 by Fuzzknuckles LiniArc 1 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienTwo Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Hello. I am a rich man who hates women. Wanna smash? Payne Killer 1 http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/AlienTwo/GTA/PMBO/PBMO%20Porch%20Sig_2_zpsz7irpplx.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Cat Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Why don't we do a little zoo role-play? You be the hungry tiger and I'll feed you some meat. Algonquin Assassin 1 No Image Available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 "So, do you have a Husband or Boyfriend, or something?" LiniArc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Any of joe's from Mafia 2. Now I remember where the cheesy pick up line I mentioned came from hahaha. 018361 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimeball supreme Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Sometimes, the futility of existence really makes me want to give up and die. Hi, I'm Fahrenheit. theNGclan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaythamKenway Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 "You need a teacher! I can show you the ways of the Force!" That worked out well. Why do I keep making Star Wars posts, someone help me, I'm an addict. PhillBellic, LiniArc and Algonquin Assassin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Telling women to f*ck off always worked for me. Payne Killer, Bartleby, El Dildo and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Hey Girl/Dude, will you be my Cheddar, to my Parmesan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Hey girl, you know what's the difference between jam and jelly? That i can't jelly my cock down your throat! Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theNGclan Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 (edited) I'm a registered sex offender in the state of Kansas - now shut up and get in the van. No wait... Edited March 3, 2016 by theNGclan DarkSavageDeathlyCloud, Gnocchi Flip Flops, Payne Killer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiniArc Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 (edited) 1. My little brother is dead. Allow me to bury it in your pussy. 2. Have sex with woman. Then say "It was just a prank" Edited March 4, 2016 by Black Metal Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyramid head Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 If you were a flower, I'd pick you. Yeaaaaah Cheezy That's not bad i might use it one day and see what happens, i've heard cheesier ones like this Flintstones one. You be Wilma and i'll be Fred and we'll make the bed rock. This just occurred to me if a woman was chatting Homer Simpson up and that's a big if and she asked him to press her any key, he'd be like this The Dedito Gae, LiniArc, Payne Killer and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSavageDeathlyCloud Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 (edited) How about: hey, lets go bowling ! No ? Oh Edited March 6, 2016 by goldadderXD HelloMyNameIs... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megumi Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 "I'm going to do to you what Congress is doing to the American people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienTwo Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 "I'm going to do to you what Congress is doing to the American people" Absolutely nothing? dice 1 http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/AlienTwo/GTA/PMBO/PBMO%20Porch%20Sig_2_zpsz7irpplx.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppafewpills Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Best pickup line ever... " Yea I got a dick. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keano Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 You must be a Geography student, because I'm really India El Dildo, Big Mike and Gnocchi Flip Flops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 "I'm going to do to you what Congress is doing to the American people" Absolutely nothing? What about 'Screwing you'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienTwo Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 They can't even get it together enough to do that, lad. Payne Killer and Gnocchi Flip Flops 2 http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/AlienTwo/GTA/PMBO/PBMO%20Porch%20Sig_2_zpsz7irpplx.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 bitch, are you religious? cuz' you the answer to all my prayers! bitch, are you a squirrel? cuz' I need someone to help bury my nuts! bitch, are you from Tennessee? cuz' you the only ten I see! ?!=+_-, Gnocchi Flip Flops and Payne Killer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowoperative Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 How do you like your eggs...scrambled, over easy or fertilized? The Dedito Gae, Majestic81 and sreyazsec 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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