Big Mike Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 I like "I'm an astronaut. Mind if I take a trip to Uranus?" What's your favorite cheesy pick up line? Flachbau 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 bitch, did your ass fall out of the clouds? cuz you hotter than the sun! bitch, you done turned my Software into Hardware. lets up link and download. The Dedito Gae, Flachbau, marco6158 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm MTD Niobium, Flachbau, MikeMyth and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 pyramid head, Officer620, Payne Killer and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAndBeyoncé Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 I got 2 lol Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. Why don't we go back to my place and play house,you'll be the door and I'll slam you. The Dedito Gae, LiniArc and Flachbau 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMyth Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit El Dildo, Flachbau, MikeMyth and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoobz Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 "Mind if I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams." "Alright, I'm here. What are your other two wishes?" *hold her hand* "Thanks, I always wanted to be touched by an Angel". LiniArc, Mister Pink, The Dedito Gae and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affalterbach Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Did you fart? Because you blew me away! Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMyth Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Did you fart? Because you blew me away!that's not cheesy that's actually just kinda cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerking For Soup Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I like pussycats. Meow Meow Meow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affalterbach Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Did you fart? Because you blew me away! that's not cheesy that's actually just kinda cringeThats why they always walk away... damn. LiniArc and MikeMyth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loch Dawg Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 i'm scared to die alone make total destroy, LiniArc, Flachbau and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloMyNameIs... Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) You must be a keyboard, because your just my type. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you. You look cold, want to use me as a blanket? Edited March 1, 2016 by HelloMyNameIs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer620 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I've got a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears. Cheers! The Dedito Gae and Razzamanazz420 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Smiley Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 "Ay gurl that's a nice T-shirt. Can i talk you out of it?? pyramid head, LiniArc and Simply_Wasted 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkism Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 GURL IF YOU WERE TRANSFORMER YOU'D BE OPTIMUS FINE pyramid head 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rougarou Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Hey gurl are you African? Because you are a frican bitch Hey gurl did you hear about the party? It's in your mouth and I'm cuming! Are your parents retarded? Because you sure look special! Yep Edited March 1, 2016 by Rougarou The Dedito Gae and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciel Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 LincolnClay, The Dedito Gae and 018361 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Tackiest thread 2k16 Abel., DEALUX, The Dedito Gae and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossed Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) I wanna treat you like my atm card. I'm no weatherman but im expecting a few inches tonight. Hey, nice legs what time do they open? I wanna butter your biscuit. Baby I hate for you to go but love to watch DAT ASS as you walk away. Edited March 1, 2016 by Crossed Flachbau 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 If I could write the alphabet I would put U and I together. /worstpickuplineever. LiniArc, Gnocchi Flip Flops, Flachbau and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Lord Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. Flachbau, The Dedito Gae and Payne Killer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Did you fart? Because you blew me away! I unfollow you. Algonquin Assassin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Hey there handsome? Do you taste as good as you look? Thankfully, none of the men I've flirted with take that seriously...It's possible that they thought that I was reffering to the taste of their... AboveAndBeyoncé 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
018361 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Any of joe's from Mafia 2. Crossed and Algonquin Assassin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAndBeyoncé Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Any of joe's from Mafia 2. Well I've already listed 2 but the others are pretty funny too 018361 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadro Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 If you were a flower, I'd pick you. Yeaaaaah Cheezy pyramid head 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sombra Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 this thread smells like axe body spray, doritos and mountain dew Eliz, krashr, Shaundi. and 12 others 15 join the 11% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit LOL. I hear that all the time in LC/NA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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