BenMitchell90 Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Here are some of my favorites off the top of my head: * In "I Fought the Law" when Michael and Trevor are masquerading as state troopers, and finally manage to pull the guys over. Mainly due to the way it subverts expectations. You'd expect Trevor to be the one to snap and blow the act, but he actually gets really into it, and Michael's the one who loses his cool ("Get out of the F*CKIN' CAR!"). * Near the end of "Monkey Business", when Trevor is flying away with Michael and Dave after Steve shot himself to let them escape, Trevor asks "Where's Agent Haines? I hope we didn't suffer casualties!" It doesn't seem like much on paper, but Steve Ogg's delivery and his sarcasm in the middle of such an intense moment crack me up every time. * And really, Lamar in general. There was rarely a moment that guy was on screen that I wasn't smiling or laughing. His dialogue with Chop in... well, "Chop" is really standing out to me at the moment - like when Franklin says "Chop don't get sh*t! He's an intern!" and Lamar says "You hear that Chop? Mean 'ol Frank's tryin' to scr*w you!" And then when Chop starts barking, Lamar may say "Chop likes to express his inner turmoil". Maybe it's because I'm a dog lover but that line just cracks me up so much. UltraGizmo64 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lester-The-Molester Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 ^ Agreed with everything. Especially the dialogue in I Fought The Law. The best part was when they passed a group of Lost and Trevor's like "We'll come back for you." UltraGizmo64, Dangerous and sad, BenMitchell90 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh750 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) the funniest moment i had recently happened a couple of days ago in single player and i was playing as michael and i was challenged to a race (by a female jogger) and the prize was a bmx bike. i managed to beat her in the race but she tried to rip me off so i fired a few shots at her with my pistol i hit her but i didn't kill her. she drop the bike and i took it and started riding it to michael's mansion when a female npc said to me "i like your car" and i said to her (to myself) "it's a bike there's a difference". Edited March 24, 2016 by hugh750 Dangerous and sad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megumi Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 (edited) When Jock Cranley's radio ad randomly played while I'm cruising down the western highway. "We've cared about people for far too long. I'm not extending a helping hand, I'm giving you all the finger. I wanna be your asshole." You gotta love his honesty. Edited March 29, 2016 by Seventh Star UltraGizmo64 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryptorelic Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I really lost it when in multiplayer you sometimes spawn at that location with the huge ball on top of that little cabin. I used to shoot it off like always, it fell right at one of the characters i did a heist setup with and killed him. Used to call it "ball of death". Tried it again and again whenever i spawn at that certain location, but never made it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STN357 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I had this happen to me while spawning dubstas and messing around with the Valkerie helicopter. It was a great time and I've seem people hey swept up by doors but no many like this. Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurritoBomber Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 1) I recently discovered the Molotov cocktail thanks to the native trainer. I go to Tequi-la-la at 10:00pm on Friday when it's crowded and burn 20 people to a crisp, then plant a proximity mine and wait for first responders to show up. Good times. 2) Spawn two airport shuttles on the bridge to block off traffic. Wait for cars to show up. RPG all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenMitchell90 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I've gotta say, the radio ads for Righteous Slaughter 7 crack me up, because as someone who's enjoyed the Call of Duty campaigns since the original (as on-rails and short as they've been for years now, they're one of my guilty pleasures), they're so spot-on when it comes to spoofing the series, especially the Modern Warfare games. Especially the one with Vladisakia Puchinkov (oh my god that name is amazing) giving a speech that wouldn't sound out of place coming from Imran Zakhaev or Vladimir Makarov. And "What's that noise? And why aren't we speaking Russian?" Kinda reminds me of the ads for the Degenatron in Vice City CarlitoDorito 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous and sad Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 This whole exchange of words is f*cking gold and one of the reasons i love Trevor: [Youtube] And entering Michael's house as Trevor and insult his family is f*cking funny: -I bet your blubber has shrunken your cock Jimmy! -Get a work you f*cking slut! -Aren't you happy that me and Michael are best friends again Amanda? "Come on my throats dry as a motherfuker""Why was your mother dry when she batakacha(I know I failed badly ) "Batakacha what the f*ck is that huh?" UltraGizmo64, The Dedito Gae and Payne Killer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Hahaha, Michael manhandling Lazlow was priceless, at first i thought he was goin to rape him when he took his t-shirt off. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandompedestrianfromLC Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I played as Franklin and parked his bagger in to empty corner store parkin lot in vagos hood. Suddenly some vagos thug walks to Franklin from somewhere. Dont know where he came. He just walked there to Franklin. Vagos thug takes gun out of pocket and calmly says: you came in to frong place, and now you gonne bleeeed. Then I just knocked him down with only one hit in to jaw from below. That tough attitude dissappeared fast. Guy was just sleeping in the ground legs and arms pointing each in to different ways like star fish. It was funny moment. Didnt do nothing to get in to fight. That vagos thug just wanted me out of his street. Franklin is like Mike Tyson sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1N0D3UTSCHT3K Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 in terms of story.... probably the start of Hood Safari lol in terms of gameplay, just the random NPC Police chases when too many other NPCs get involved and sh*t gets crazy =p basically all I do in free roam is drive around looking for gang members to shoot or random NPC Police chases to follow hehehe haha Hood Safari is so good though... gangs is positive my nigga! that's our heritage! i saw become a doctor, you say become a patient! i said something nice, not expensive! F and L are hilarious in most of their scenes though haha maybe if you got rid of that ole yee yee as haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick ........ nigggggaaaaaa Franklin and Lamar reminds me of Ice Cube and Chris Tucker in the film Friday =p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megumi Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 While trying to lose the cops in Legal Trouble, I shot a civilian and stole his Comet right in front of the police, then Michael suddenly screamed: "Trespassing! That's the most you got on me!" LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1N0D3UTSCHT3K Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 lol I almost never heard M or F's comments =p I usually use Trevor when I want to commit crimes F usually sounds naive and M a little critical, dismissive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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