What does your character get up to when your offline?

[Retroview1955]

Lives her less violent normal life in Los Santos.

[DedetOS1]

normal life in Los Santos.

impossibell

[Malcot]

Probably goes to the shrink to discuss why it feels like he has no control over his life. "I didn't choose to do all those bad things Doc, it's like I'm being controlled by someone else"...

[Arrows to Athens]

He pops out of existence, then into existence when I come on again.

[ThaBirdCoot]

Right now he must be living like a hermit somewhere in the San Chianski Mountain range, last time I saw him we was up there somewhere.

[No Homing]

He pops out of existence, then into existence when I come on again.

 

This is probably the least disturbing answer here.

 

Most other replies kinda worry me.....

 

 

Lol.

Edited March 5, 2016 by MrCostari

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Harbujahn-da-gr8 walks around in circles shouting HARBUJAHNU AKBAR while hitting himself with a golf club

You do know that our character is american and his/her religion is christan why would they say shout "AKBAR"?

 

Akbar means great or greatest in Arabic. You don't have to be a Muslim to say it.

Edited March 5, 2016 by Fearx--

[deadx23]

 

She feels hungry. All she eats is snack bars.

 

I WANT SOMETHING SOLID! SOMETHING LIKE A REALISTIC STEAK!

I lol'd

 

This thread is far too blue pill for me.

I would have taken red pill with blue pill at the same time

 

 

Ot:my character just relaxes on the yacth intill next work opportunities comes up.

[CarimboHanky]

seem like my characters keeps on killing even on their off days...

 

i know because recently i received a visit from the lspd, they were asking questions about 2 characters, they showed me some pictures taken from cctv surveillance, they thought i may be able to identify them...

here a picture of a character that looks like my second character robbing a store

 

here in this sequence of pictures, you can see a character that looks just like my main guy killing a person inside a clothing store

 

i told the lspd that if they have questions for my characters, they should ask them, not me!

 

good luck getting answers from them

[Alvarez]

I see my characters inhabiting a Wreck-It-Ralph universe inside my computer, so they do a lot together with protagonists of another games in my drive.

[Spadge]

He's probably ironing his shirts.

[A Paradox from 94]

Mine volunteers at the homeless shelter and is a part-time gynecologist to the Stars.

Edited March 5, 2016 by A Paradox from 94

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

Harbujahn-da-gr8 walks around in circles shouting HARBUJAHNU AKBAR while hitting himself with a golf club

You do know that our character is american and his/her religion is christan why would they say shout "AKBAR"?

 

You arrive on a plane, how would you know where the plane came from? and I've never seen any signs pointing to the characters being of a certain religiion

 

Just clocked this im white english irish/Scottish decent my name is after a Pakistani cricket player and i rip the sh*t out of all religions as i don't belive in any lots of multi cultural friends but everyone to their own and harbujahnu akbar ruffly translates to harbujahn is great/the greatest.......Couldn't be a better trolling name if i tried lol remember jesus saved us.......if the hippy on a stick succeeded gta would'nt exist FACT

 

Gta player since gamemasters (i think was many years ago) gta demo yes a veteran in this franchise so HARBUJAHNU AKBAR.............Potato

Edited March 6, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Makimoto-Jin]

Hookers and blow

[SyrusTheVirus]

 

[LeAuxChord]

apparently live for free.

[StuntCurry707]

hmmm let me see..

 

dude

- plays video games. his favorites are righteous slaughter and SACO (steal a car online)

- waters his plants up at grapeseed

- hangs out with and helps out the mechanic with the cars

- hangs out with female / adult actresses

 

girl

- jogs / walks. she likes vespucci beach and rockford hills

- watches TV

- wears valentines DLC outfits and keeps the houses/apartments/yachts squeaky clean. (except the low-end 2 car one)

- gets jealous of dude character and the hoes until they all hangout together

[Pedinhuh]

Having a lot of fun time with all 8 strippers I guess, as everytime I visit my apartment there are panties, bras and lingerie scattered all over the place.

Plot Twist: He's a cross dresser when nobody is looking.

Edited March 6, 2016 by pedinhuh

[Con9mm]

 

Mine volunteers at the homeless shelter and is a part-time gynecologist to the Stars.

LMFAO!!!!

[KineticZeroZ]

Shenanigans

[Audi]

Hold normal day jobs

[Jerking For Soup]

My guy donates to the Los Santos Grieving Families Foundation and is a Mormon. He goes to the Church every Sunday and prays before meals. He then offers to let his neighbour borrow his Lamborghini for a test drive.

[VanessaMagick]

I imagine her as an isolationist. When she bothers to actually leave the house for a spot of racing, golf or shooting people, that's when I pick up the controller.

[Skeve613]

Based on what they do when I'm actually playing....

 

 

The male character probably would be either toying around with the two garages of classic cars, or watching the rest of the lobby on TV.

 

The female character is probably getting drunk off her ass, repeatedly waking up halfway across town on top of a half-destroyed Rhino tank with smoldering wreckage and candy wrappers everywhere, and no idea at all what happened.

[IAKSOTOT]

My guy, Skeezix (pictured in av), has some wine until he ends up in front of the nightly news dry firing the AP pistol at the liars on his flat screen. Then he drinks the rest of the wine and passes out, tossing and turning in a dreamless purgatory. Then, after a few hours of this he wakes up and watches cartoons to center himself.

 

Once again realizing that he can make no progress for the greater good, he checks his transplanted eyeballs to make sure that they haven't atrophied and sets out into the world, fueled by the tightly wound coils of his sickened guts to at least deprive men more evil than himself.

 

I'm not sure what the wife, Meep Mipp, does. She's fairly tight lipped when she gets like this. She has an super aggressive strain of leukemia and she can be bitchy sometimes. I'll ask her when she's in a better mood. Skeezix and Meep Mipp are in a trial separation, but they still meet up to exchange bodily fluids (blood transfusion for Skeez and some bone marrow for Meep). It's a good arrangement.

[Jerking For Soup]

My guy, Skeezix (pictured in av), has some wine until he ends up in front of the nightly news dry firing the AP pistol at the liars on his flat screen. Then he drinks the rest of the wine and passes out, tossing and turning in a dreamless purgatory. Then, after a few hours of this he wakes up and watches cartoons to center himself.

 

Once again realizing that he can make no progress for the greater good, he checks his transplanted eyeballs to make sure that they haven't atrophied and sets out into the world, fueled by the tightly wound coils of his sickened guts to at least deprive men more evil than himself.

 

I'm not sure what the wife, Meep Mipp, does. She's fairly tight lipped when she gets like this. She has an super aggressive strain of leukemia and she can be bitchy sometimes. I'll ask her when she's in a better mood. Skeezix and Meep Mipp are in a trial separation, but they still meet up to exchange bodily fluids (blood transfusion for Skeez and some bone marrow for Meep). It's a good arrangement.

This should become a movie.

[DarkRayquaza99]

This probably covers it.

[Manwaki]

He likes to steal NPC cars and drive erratically when you get close.

 

You've probably run into him at some point.

[update_lsc]

My char gets on her yacht, enters the swift, opens the browser and reminds you, that you can't use your and you're correctly. Back to school op

[LL Cool L]