Soyeem the Human Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I was bullying and fighting with the guard of the entrance to statue of happiness, when I had a wanted star. Then police came and shot the guard instead of me, poor guard. he was standing between me and the police officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyMontana Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 No matter how f*cked up Roman and Niko are,Roman will always want to play bowling theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Raptor Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 After The Mission Where we kill Vlad! Roman: *Calls Niko* NIko! Niko hurry they might catch you... come to this place(forgot the name) Niko: Why are you whispering? What's happening? Roman: Sorry can't talk... Bye... Niko:*Arrives At The Spot To See Roman Hidden In TrashCan OR Somethin* What are doin in here? You Smell Like Cabbages! lol that was the funniest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 I always think it would have been funny if the actor at Perestroika 'Dusty Cowpoke' was actually John Marston from Red Dead. That people would have been laughing at his act but then we had no idea he was going to be in Red Dead. That would have been an awesome Easter egg. Uncle Vlad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephStalin Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 (edited) Niko: How would you like to die? Roman: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday... I don't f*cking know! Edited June 14, 2016 by FuckingYokel AuSsIeThUnDeR36 and Algonquin Assassin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 (edited) If you kill Anna in No Love Lost, this phone conversation will happen... "Mikhail, I have bad news...Your daughter, she was hurt..." "That f*cking biker! I knew he was filth from the moment I heard of him...I must tell my wife... "The biker, yes, he's a dead man...I will come to see you soon..." ... Edited June 14, 2016 by SprayPaintedCraniums Payne Killer, The Dedito Gae and Pedinhuh 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephStalin Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 (edited) Where's Bryce? We wanted to speak to him, not his rent boys. Edited June 15, 2016 by FuckingYokel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtis Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I dunno if this topic is for mission moments or player's own fails, but i have nowhere else to share this. I just remembered something that happened to me. I was playing Three Leaf Clover and i was at the point of gunning down the NOOSE team at the train tracks. The moment i'm done i realize: A scripted train should pass any moment now on my side of the tracks. I hear the train approaching and i turn around, only to be hit by the train a milisecond later. Pedinhuh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 If you reply negatively to one of Roman's E-Mails, Niko will joke that Brucie is going to miss having threesomes with Roman and some chick, and Roman will respond by saying f*ck you and some other sh*t... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted June 26, 2016 Author Share Posted June 26, 2016 I just went out for a drink with Jacob and both him and Niko got hammered, they both are tipsy and droolin all over the placea, Jacob recovers his balance, lights a spliff and instanly remembers he's drunk and trips over. Those little moments... Algonquin Assassin, Jeansowaty and Payne Killer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DERGaming Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 YELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOW CAAAAARRRR!!!!! cracks me up every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted July 21, 2016 Author Share Posted July 21, 2016 Elizabeta arguing with Little Jacob must be one of the funniest cutscenes in the game. "Fat pussyhole rataclot tinga puta" "Stop with that gibberish!!" "Imma gonna fing you in the blood c*nt yeh whore!" "f*ck you!" *Shoves Little Jacob* I can't remember Jacob's exact words but, who could? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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