Osho Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Niko: When I was in the army... we were going on a mission... to ambush a squad who had killed a lot of innocent people. They were our enemies... but we never did it. I know the traitor was not me... So for ten years I've been searching for the other two. One of them lives here. Roman: Why are you telling me this now? Do you always get sentimental after you kill people? --- Niko: I am always looking for work, if it pays. Niko: I'm always in need of money. See you there. Dwayne: Uh, look, man, don't bother. Niko: No. I'll bother. I"m getting paid. Niko: I work for whoever's paying. Phil: Niko. You looking for more work? Niko: I'm always looking to earn a bit of extra cash. Niko: He's got work, he pays. That's about it. --- ( during the mission phone calls ) Roman: Niko, it's your cousin. You want to shoot some pool? Niko: This isn't a good time, Roman. I got another type of shooting on my mind. (If Niko is close to the dealer when Roman calls) Niko: sh*t Roman, I can't talk now. Damn. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rampage08 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Niko: When I was in the army... we were going on a mission... to ambush a squad who had killed a lot of innocent people. They were our enemies... but we never did it. I know the traitor was not me... So for ten years I've been searching for the other two. One of them lives here. Roman: Why are you telling me this now? Do you always get sentimental after you kill people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Niko: When I was in the army... we were going on a mission... to ambush a squad who had killed a lot of innocent people. They were our enemies... but we never did it. I know the traitor was not me... So for ten years I've been searching for the other two. One of them lives here. Roman: Why are you telling me this now? Do you always get sentimental after you kill people? Not really sure what happen to this reply, but how exactly is it a funny moment when Niko reveals to Roman that his squad was ambushed and for the last decade he's been searching for those responsible? theGTAking101 and TheOneLibertonian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaythamKenway Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Not really sure what happen to this reply, but how exactly is it a funny moment when Niko reveals to Roman that his squad was ambushed and for the last decade he's been searching for those responsible? Putting Osho's bait aside, I do always chuckle at Roman's "sentimentality" retort myself. Fun little bit of gallows humor. rampage08 and theGTAking101 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 I'm sorry for laughing at Brucie's balls! - Roman in TLAD theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedinhuh Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 When Manny and that other bitch gets killed completly out of blue by Elizabetha and Niko is almost smiling with joy, it gets me everytime. theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 When a hammered Packie starts singing Danny boy. All of the drunk dialogue Is some of the funniest parts of the game. PhillBellic, Majestic81, The Dedito Gae and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Michael Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 "Roman! Are you sleeping you fat f*ck? Come on!" I also liked Bulgarin's raging phone call to Luis in TBOGT. Luis pulled off that whole "U Mad Bro" thing perfectly. Payne Killer, HaythamKenway, UshaB and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivellios Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 A moment ago there happened something that I find quite funny, regarding the status of one of the characters. Story complete, after few in-game days Niko's cellphone rings, Unknown caller, Niko answers and hears something like that: I thought you were already dead. Guess who said so. Yup, that's Kate McReary. Dead Kate thinking Niko is dead, lol. HaythamKenway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted March 6, 2016 Author Share Posted March 6, 2016 (edited) I forgot how fun is Bas Rutten, his stories are gold, motherf*cker is deranged: "WHO WANTS TO KNIFEFIGHT WITH ME IN THE AUDIENCE!!???" "What's good in virtual reality if you can't maim people?" "Go away or i'll punch you in the freaking leaver!" Edited March 6, 2016 by Midnight Hitman Payne Killer and Homicidal Hipster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 When a hammered Packie starts singing Danny boy. All of the drunk dialogue Is some of the funniest parts of the game. That's probably the funniest drunk sing along ever. Homicidal Hipster and theGTAking101 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 When a hammered Packie starts singing Danny boy. All of the drunk dialogue Is some of the funniest parts of the game. That's probably the funniest drunk sing along ever. You know what would've made it funnier.. If Niko joined in with the singing. theGTAking101 and Algonquin Assassin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 When a hammered Packie starts singing Danny boy. All of the drunk dialogue Is some of the funniest parts of the game. That's probably the funniest drunk sing along ever. You know what would've made it funnier.. If Niko joined in with the singing. lol. I think out of all Niko's drinking buddies Packie is the best one, but if Niko joined in I honestly would've ROFL'ED!! Homicidal Hipster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 What? You would have Vomited if you heard Niko Singing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 What? You would have Vomited if you heard Niko Singing? You know what I mean Phill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 What? You would have Vomited if you heard Niko Singing? You know what I mean Phill. Ahh, R O F L ' E D. I thought you said Rolf'ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 ROFL!!!. I Think you need some new glasses Phill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 ROFL!!!. I Think you need some new glasses Phill. Or I need to have my Eyes checked. OT: When Johnny said the following (lazy Cross Post); Elasticity, because i want to be taller and have a bigger cock. I'm pretty sure elasticity has no affect on a pin dick. "Well I think they can fix that with surgery these days, you know." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonicguy41 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 8 years ago while playing GTA IV the craziest thing happened I went on a date with michelle i believe i started hitting her or something...after a while a cutscene appeared then she said "this isn't gonna work out" as this is happening in the cutscene a car going at full speed runs her over ...there was literally a trail of blood going down the whole road.....then the weirdest part is i got 3 stars after that..for watching her getting ran over.. theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic81 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Mostly when Niko is being sarcastic or losing his sh*t at the dumb things Roman does. The scene where Brucie tells Niko to hit him. And the scene where Roman and Brucie are setting up a gay date for Niko. When Niko is talking about the war at the start of the game and Roman falls asleep and Niko yells at him. Vlad and Niko's cutscenes. When Niko finally tells his story to Roman right after shooting Vlad. Roman looks flustered with Niko and goes: Why are you telling me this? You always go sentimental after killing people? That was a funny moment. And a lot more than that. The conversations in friends activities with Brucie, Roman and Packie are hilarious. When Niko and Packie get drunk. That sh*t is gold. This conversation when Niko and Roman are wasted made me laugh. Roman: I'm sober. I had a lot to drink, but I'm straight sober. Niko: Sure. Roman: I am... listen, man... I'm seeing funny. I think I got spiked. Niko: What? What is spiked? Roman: I think someone put something in my drink. Evil people do it to women they wish to take advantage of. Niko: And which nice sailor in there do you think wanted to take advantage of you, pretty lady? Roman: Firstly, I wasn't in the f*cking merchant navy. And secondly, cousin and friend, f*ck you. And thirdly, people also do it if they want to steal your kidneys or your liver. Niko: Who would want your kidneys or liver? They must all be shot through by now. Roman: f*ck you, I'm an alpha male. I'm at the top of the tree... Niko: Like a fairy. Roman: Not that tree... the tree of life. Niko: Oh, that tree. Stop talking sh*t. The Dedito Gae, Algonquin Assassin, Payne Killer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rampage08 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) Niko: When I was in the army... we were going on a mission... to ambush a squad who had killed a lot of innocent people. They were our enemies... but we never did it. I know the traitor was not me... So for ten years I've been searching for the other two. One of them lives here. Roman: Why are you telling me this now? Do you always get sentimental after you kill people? Not really sure what happen to this reply, but how exactly is it a funny moment when Niko reveals to Roman that his squad was ambushed and for the last decade he's been searching for those responsible? Roman's reply was funny. That kind of little sarcastic humor you found in gritty movies. But still i think "dumb european f*ck" was the best one. It caught me off guard and i laughed a lot even after the mission was over. Edited March 16, 2016 by rampage08 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnDoe7125539271 Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Funny moments, hmm. I can't hold my laugh when i try to stab-kill the loanshark at the top room with the windows to the ocean, it not just happened once that i fell down by accident and died. Would be a damn serious plot twist, if you think about it for a second. Holy... my mind is blown right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real_Badgirl Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Not a dialogue, but I find it funny how every single sidewalk patrolling cop is obese. What good would a 300 pound cop be at chasing down a suspect? I also experienced a very amusing glitch one time. I took Little Jacob out on a bro date, and he said he wanted to go to the comedy club, so that's where I took him. When I brought him back to his apartment, he suddenly punched Niko in the face, kicked him out of the car, and slid over into the driver's seat. A minute later, Jacob gave me a 'like' even though he assaulted me and stole my car. Homicidal Hipster and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megumi Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 When Judge Grady unleashed the lions on the Allen's couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivellios Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Another funny thing happened to me just a moment ago. I've attacked a trash bag... and I've got two stars and heard 'We have report on attack on officer', LOL theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vengeancehawk Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) U.L Paper Guy--"You think I've been sitting around with my head up my ass scratching my balls?" Niko--"I'd be surprised if you had." Radio ad Dad, I hit a home run! Quiet, I'm sending an email to work! But it's Saturday! All you care about is your emails! That's why mom is f*cking your best friend. I said I'm sending an email to work. Shut the faack up. The way he says the last line... Edited March 30, 2016 by vengeancehawk rampage08, AuSsIeThUnDeR36 and theGTAking101 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truejsefan666 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 (edited) I crashed into a Sentinel with a Banshee for at least ten minutes. The front driver side wass where the middle is supposed to be, the passenger side doors were scrunched like spikes, the driver side of the trunk was nonexistent, and the front driver side wheel wass through the engine, but despite all this, I could not get it to explode until at least 5 more minutes had passed. I couldn't drive it, since the wheels wouldn't turn, but I could still get in it. I did this at the alleyway near the Perseus at the bottom of the middle island. Honestly, I was thinking of getting out of the Banshee and kicking the Sentinel until it was on fire Edited April 17, 2016 by Truejsefan666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I took a sh!t in the air filter, so when she uses the air conditioner, it'll smell like my sh!t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazlowsucksiloveslutS Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 The "Three Leaf Clover" cutscene where everybody is doing drugs and drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazlowsucksiloveslutS Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 When in "Payback" mission Povanos start fighting the cops: "Sorry officer but this is self defense!" "Like I give a f*ck what you say!" Albanians in Bohan "I wish this Serb would come around here so I could f*ck him up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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